Judge — July 9, 1904 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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| Bearitt—» Things were awfully dull, | on ‘change to-day. Absolutely nothing | doing in stocks, The buyers and sellers failed to get together.” | Mrs. Bearitt—» Why don't you mark | some of the stock down and advertise bargain-sale ?"—Chicago News. | Health means strength, Abbott's Angostura Bitters means health. At druggists’ and gro- | cers’, “You say that when she married she got a title 2” asked the sweet thing. « Yes," answered the most popular girl in the neighborhood. “Countess, duchess, or what 2” “Mrs."—Chicago Journal. The Apollo Belvedere smiled serenely. es," he remarked ; “they modeled me from the way the only man at the sum- mer resort thought he looked.” The matter thus explained further interest in the affair. Sun. we took no New York Willie—“ No use. Couldn't get his mind off poker—he was bent on playing. Billie— Followed his bent, I suppose, and he’s broke."— Yale Record. A Message direct from the Glorious Fields of Blossoming Hops Evans Ale Embodies all the sunshine, all the fragrance and all the joys of Nature’s grandest gift to Man. Howell much mon Powell through them. Do you think it pays to put into clothes ? Not if you have a wife to go wun Topics. A Real Beautifier Sulphur is the best thing known for beautifying the skin, and Glenn's Sul- phur Soap is not only a fine toilet soap, but contains enough pure sul- phur to make the complexion smooth and free from pimples. Insist on having the genuine and use daily Glenn’s Sulphur Soap All's Hair and Whisker Dye, Mack or Brown, to cts. “Say, ma, don’t pop tell you lots of conundrums ?” “Why do you ask that, Bobby “Well, [heard him tell Mr, Smith last night that he had you guessing."—Phila- delphia Bulletin, FOR A_CHAMPAGNE COCKTAIL tT HAS NO EQUAL ? lm. Coo SERVED EVERYWHERE “That Mrs. Snaggs is too much of a aristycrat fur me to mingle wid.” « How's that?” « She was knocked down by a push-cart and she had it put into the paper dat she was hit by an autermobile.” — Detroit Free Press. Silas —“What is old Rube so hot about ?” Cyrus— Why, an. artist asked if he could paint his cows.” Silas—" That didn't did it?" Gyrus—" Yes, by heck! He painted a sarsaparilla sign on each one."—Phila- delphia Record. hurt the cows, The Sohmer Piano is recognized by the music-loving public as one of the best in the world. Visit the warerooms, Sohmer Building, 170 Fifth avenue, before buying elsewhere. “Why isn’t Jones in the swim any longer?” “Oh, he caught a cramp in his banke account."—Princeton Tiger. | TWO STEPS. THE LAST ONE HELPS THE FIRST A sick coffee drinker must take two steps to be rid of his troubles and get strong and well again. The first is to cut off coffee absolutely. That removes the destroying clement. The next step is to take liquid food (and J] that is Postum Food Coffee) that has in it the elements nature requires to change the blood corpuscles from pale pink or white to rich red, and good red blood builds good strong and healthy cells in place of the broken down cells destroyed by coffee. With well boiled Postum Food Coffee to shift to, both these steps are easy and pleasant. ‘The experience of a Georgian proves how important both are. “From 1872 to the year 1900 my wife and [had both been afflicted with sick or nervous headache and at times we suf- fered untold agony. We were coffee drinkers and did not know how to get ay from it, for the habit is hard to quit. “But in 1900 I read of a case similar to ours where Postum Coffee was used in [place of the old coffee and a complete j cure resulted, so I concluded to get some and try it. “The result was, after three days’ use of Postum in place of the coffee I never had a symptom of the old trouble and in five months 1 had gained from 145 pounds to 163 pounds. “My friends asked me almost daily what wrought the change. My answer always is, leaving off coffee and drinking Postum in its place. “We have many friends who have been benefited by Postum. “As to whether 6r not I have stated the facts truthfully I refer you to the Bank of Carrollton or any business firm in that city, where I have lived for many years and am well known.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Michigan. “There's a reason.” Look in each package for the famous little book, “ The Road to Wellville.”” THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER | PIANOS lSohmer Building, ergo ‘Sth Ave., cor 22d St. Fe ues a “Your husband doesn’t seem to like work very much,” said the summer boarder. “That's where you wrong him," said "| the woman with the sunbonnet on. “ He likes work fine. Only he always wants it done by me or one of the girls."— Washe ington Star, Mrs, Beanster— Mr. Johnson, won't you please amuse the baby for about five minutes ?” Mr, Fohnson (not of Boston) —" I afraid I don’t know how, Mrs. Beanste always finds your western grammatical peculiarities so amusing." —- New Or- deans Times-Democrat. Mr. Smythe—1 think Miss Debutante | is just as pretty as she can be.” dliss Spiter—" Most. girls are that.” —New Yorker. Mrs. Benham— Do you think a More mon who has ten wives can be really happy 2?” Benham—* Well, he has ten chances to my one."—Zown Topics. Patience—"1 hear she has been en- gaged eleven times.” ratrice— | hate to see a girl get in a rut like that !"— Yonkers Statesman. “Did you give papa an itemized ace | count of your property, as he asked 2” | “Yes; I sent him your photograph."— Life. “There is no greater recommendation for a barber shop or better guarantee of cleanliness and sanitary conditions than the mere fact that Williams’ Shaving Soap is used there.” Ewvery Barber on the World’s Fair Grounds AT ST. LOUIS uses Williams’ Shaving Soap EXCLUSIVELY It is used at the shops in the ‘Inside Inn,"’ The Tyrolean Alps, The Irish Exhibit, Streets of Asia, Streets of Cairo and Jerusalem ; also Wabash Station at Main Entrance. Williams’ Shaving Soap is also used at all the leading hotel and other barber shops in St. Louis. This assures visitors to the World’s Fair of absolute safety, comfort and satisfaction. 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