Judge — July 2, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘A BACK BAY OBSERVANCE. Jn the Fourth,” little Emerson Copley remarked, “] trust you will all bear in mind The request that I make. It is small, I am sure— A trifle, in fact, you will find. [merely would ask that you purchase no punk, No caps, of producers of noise, With any intention of lowering me To the level of commonplace boys. On the fourth of July,” “to me There is nothing so palpably tame As crackers, torpedoes, and kindred affairs, When fired in Liberty's name. The popping they make is incompetent quite To keep pace with my patriot’s zeal, And I frankly confess that they never give vent To the joy that I inwardly feel. he continued, So allow me,” said he, “on the fourth of July, To peruse, undisturbed, in my den, That document famous which years ago came From the studious Jefferson's pen. Do this, and at eve I will gladly appear, The fireworks costly to see, For the rockets’ red glare and the bombs in the air Will remind me of Francis Scott Key.” —New York Sun. thought you were I'm all right. It is you who re some one else."—/ndianapolis Four- 1, Nature's money system Herein is rev Dandelion gold- Pure as the Pines eans healthy hair and scalp and prevents premature baldness ‘The Packer Mfg. 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Hewitt— Do you believe in this theory that marriage prolongs life ?” Fewett— Sure, I've known a number | of ministers who would have starved to death if it hadn't been for wedding-fees.” —Town Topics. “Yes; Merchant's scheme was to dis- play his goods in his window with a lot of mirrors back of them, so that all the women passing would be sure to stop and look « Foxy idea, eh 2” “Yes; but it didn’t pan out. None of the women looked at anything but the mirrors."—Philadelphia Ledger. The Wichita training-school for nurses graduated a class of ten students. Mrs. L. C. Jackson, president, presented the diplomas, and’ ex-Governor Stanley pre- sented the badges to the new nurses. The distinguishing feature of the class is its yell. Itis: Staphylococcus, stuphtococcus, Microbes all! Sterilize and fumigate, Watch them crawl! Big germs, little germs, Short and tall ; Fat germs, lean germs, We kill them all! 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The dyspeptic— From what you say, doctor, it seems that I mustn't eat any- « And you must be sure to chew it well."—Wew Yorker. “ How is it, old man, that whenever I | pass your way you're just a-dancing in | the sunshine ? “Bless God !" exclaimed the old darky. “1 got so much trouble I jest has to dance !"—Adlanta Constitution, 118 Years of Purity Progress Popularity That means something!) “Why don't you get a regular job somewhere and ‘stick to it?” asked the lady of the handout. “I can't find anything to do at me trade, leddy,” replied Peripatetic Pete. “ What is your trade 2” “ Blowin’ nursin’ bottles for young ea- nary birds."— Chicago Record-Herald, Caller—" Where's your wife Henpeck— Ob! She's interested in woman's rights and she’s gone out to look after them to-night.” Caller—« And left you home to nurse your wrongs Henpeck—" Yes ; my wrongs and the baby."— Philadelphia Press. 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