Judge — June 18, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“Is there danger from fire here «Oh, no,” replied the hotel-cler| are well provided with fire-escapes. “don't care a hang about that. How are you fixed for man-escapes ?"—Chica-~ co Post. We The hare and the tortoise once agreed to run a race. his competitor and lay down to sleep in the sun. Just at this point, however, a bicycle cop ran them both in for speeding exactly eighteen miles an hour. Moral : Sun. Tired brain and nervous tension relax under the potent action of Abbott's Angostura Bitters. | Label on bottle tells Abbott's. “My dear sir,” said the physician, aren't you aware of the fact that ice- vater imperils your health 2” s," answered the weary-looking but when I have the bravery to live among all these germs and trolley- cars and automobiles I'm not going to shy at a glass of ice-water."—Washing- ton Star, He—It is hard to rid one’s self of the habit of years.” She—" Good gracious ! Who is so fool- ish as to have such a habit? [ haven't had a birthday in a decade !"—New Or- leans Times-Democrat. Mother— Gertrude 2” Daughter —* Oh, yes, mother ; we used to be lumped in with ‘and others,’ but Are you getting on any, now we have climbed up into ‘some of those present. "— Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. Up to the advent of Evans’ new! era of brewing it was impossible to get a perfectly sound ale that did not contain a quantity of sediment —varying according to the brand. If that sediment was disturbed in handling the bottle the natural good- ness of the product was destroyed. Evan’ Ale is the first and only Ale entirely free from dregs and sediment. A perfectly natural product by the most advanced scien- tific methods. The standard of perfection in ale. The hare far outdistanced | The race is not always to the swift, nor to the slow, either. —New York Hiram— Did yew see Bill Skinner when yew was tew th’ city, Silas?” Silas —“Yep. He's conductorin’ on one uv them air street-cars.” Hiram—"Yew don't tell! | wrote home tew his folks ez heow he wuz | in bizness fer hisself.” | Silas—"1 reckon mebby he air, but JJ ‘low th’ comp'ny ain't found it out yit."— | Chicago News. | The Sohmer Piano has successfully passed the most severe critical test by the highest mu- sical talent in the world. Experience may be a school ‘To which we all must go ; But no one likes its college yell Of plain “I told you so —New York Sun. “You hear so many people talking of ‘the pace that kills.” 1 wonder what they mean, exactly ?” “Well, it depends. There's the mes- senger-boy’s pace, for instance ; that mere- ly kills time."—Philadelphia Press. HAS TRIED BOTH. TRAVEL FOR HEALTH VS. DIETING. A man who was sent to Europe for his health and finally found cure in a little change in his diet, says: «T'was troubled with dyspepsia for five years, and two doctors here in Kenosha who treated me for over a year both told me there was no help for me. Then I had an expert from Chicago, but still received no relief; then followed another expert from Chicago who came to our house two times, a month for four months, He gave me up like all the others and told me to take a trip across the ocean, which I did in the year 1899, and came home about as bad as when I started. The doctors told me my stomach lining was full of sores. Then I began to study my own case, and learned of the diet recommended by the Postum Cereal Co. ; so I gave up coffee pork and all greasy foods, and began using Postum Food Coffee. Gradually I got better and better until I am well now as I ever was in my younger days, have no trouble and eat anything fit to eat. “Sometimes away from home [am per- suaded to drink coffee, but I only take a sip of it, for it tastes bitter and disagree- able to me; but the longer I use Postum the better I like it and the better I feel. I could say a great deal more of my ex- perience with Postum, but think this will | give every one a good idea of what leaving | off coffee and using Postum can do.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich, Look in each package for the famous |little book, * The Road to Wellville.” Why, he| In one of the neighboring cities a family was seated at dinner, when the door-bell was rung. The servant went to the door. It was noticed that she held long parley- ing, and it was surmised consequently that there was some element of uncertainty in the interview. On her return the master of the house inquired, “ Well, Bridget, who was it?” “Itwas a gentleman, sir, looking for the wrong house."—Philadelphia Ledger. “In these days,” said Professor Bug- leigh, “too many society woman bring upacchild in the way the nurse-girl says it shall go—when they bring them up at all."—Cleveland Leader. Mamma—* You shouldn't be so vain, Elsie. You are always looking into the mirror.” Elsie (aged four)—* I'm not vain, mam- ma. I don't think I'm half as good-look- ing as I really am."—Chicago News. Half the enjoyment of summer= time is lost to many through overheating and excessive perspiration. From these follow half the ills, Light weight “Jaeger” protects against both, Keeps body dry and cool. No Vacation Outfit Complete Without Them. Booklets and Samples Free. Dr. Jaeger Co.'s Own Stores : 306 Fifth Ave. Broadway ‘alton § Bo'seate Se Agents in all Frimcipal Cities, Chleago = Remember that as society becomes more complex your children’s chances rest almost wholly on you ! Have you insurance for their benefit ? Easily obtainable in the PENN MUTUAL LIFE, 921-3-5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. and Liquor Mabit cored 1a 10 to: y till cured. Write DR. J. L. STEPHENS CO., Dept. 1%, ‘Lebanon, Ohio: “ How many commandments were given to Moses?” asked the Sunday-school teacher of little Bobby. He could not remember ; so in order to prompt him she held up her ten fingers: "Oh, I know,” he exclaimed, triumph- wo handsful."—Cincinnati + Now, let's see about this portrait you're to make of my wife,” said Nuritch. + Wa- ter-colors rub out easy, don't they 2” “Oh, yes,” replied d’Auber ; “it must be in oi “Wait a minute. Just make the head and neck in oil and the dress in water- color. Then it'll be easy to bring it up to date every time the style changes." Philadelphia Press. Ae HAVANA CIGARS - ARE THE peprecrion or 8LE8®® SOLD BY PROGRESSIVE CIGAR DEALERS EVERYWHERE IF NONE IN YOUR TOWN, WRITE US| earnest olden he cai a we'll send you F1 request, anes The Independeaco Co, Dept. “F,’ THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building. 9ri7siege Sth Ave., cor 22d St. Don’t fool with your face. Insist on having Will- jiams’ Shaving Soap. ‘Willams’ Shaving Sticks and Tablets sold every. where. The]. B. Williams Co. 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