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This page is primarily advertising, with several joke items interspersed. The main illustrated cartoon shows "Business Recovery": a druggist and customer discuss how the druggist sold so much "snake-oil liniment" last summer that he could afford a winter vacation in Florida. The satire targets quack medical remedies and the gullibility of buyers—the druggist profited handsomely from selling fraudulent treatments, implying both the product's ineffectiveness and the absurdity of the customer believing it cured his rheumatism. Other short jokes include commentary on dishonest money-making and marital prospects. The page otherwise features advertisements for railroad travel (Union Pacific), tobacco (Arcadia Mixture), whiskey (I.W. Harper Rye), and notably the Keeley Institute, a treatment center for alcohol and drug addiction that claims endorsement from Rev. T. De Witt Talmage. The page reflects Progressive-era concerns about addiction, quackery, and social reform movements.

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The sleeping beauty had just been awakened, “ Begobs !" she announced, «I'll hov yez know Oi'll git up whin Oi'm ready or lave Fearing to intrude life's harsh realities on the infant mind, a different version has been introduced.—Vew York Sun. Applicant (to matrimonial agent) — “Can't you show me the photograph of that lady with twenty thousand pounds who wants to get married 2” Agent—" Oh, now, with such a dowry as that you can imagine how she looks without a photograph." — Punch. There is always room at the top, young man, As you ‘ll find if you ever get there ; Keep on till you stop, there is room at the top Of a bald-headed man for hair. New York Sun. Gabriel—“ So that spirit, was disap- pointed with the pearly gate ?” int Peter—“ Yes ; she said it didn’t come up to the entrance of the Saint Jani- tor apartment-house she had lived in,"— New York Sun. Fings— Pennywhacker is a great au- thor. Why is it you have such a violent antipathy to his works? Did you ever read any of them ?” YFangs—" No; but I have smoki of the cigars named after him."— News. BUSINESS RECOVERY. Drucaisr- Customer—' Drucatsr Florida for the winter.” s that right?” Why, | owe my recovery from rheumatism to this snake-oll liniment."* I sold so much of it last summer that | was enabled to go to I. W. Harper Rye. “On Every Tongue.” A sweet breath from sun-kissed fields of rfect distillation; enriches nectarized by olden in a ripened an mellowed by oldage. Sold by leading dealers everywhere. BERNHEIM DISTILLING CO., Louisville, Ky. Produce each a disease having definite pathoto- gy. The disease yields easily to the Treatment as administered at the following Keeley Insti- tutes : nf men have been saved isiness ruin and a druhkard’s families from misery poverty by the timely suggfstion of a fri unnecessary to depict the suffe dein reading Rev. ‘T, De Witt Talmage’ on the evils of intemperance. liquor that the world has received. If you are interested at all, or know of any one who is in the clutches of the liquor habit, we would be glad to send you a copy of Rev. T. De Witt Talmage's lecture, together with other strate to you that the indulgence in liquor is a disease and that we have cured thou- sands and thousands. Please fill out and mail coupon below. We will forward you by mail—plain envelope, sealed—the matter spoken of above, which we believe must be of interest. a Out and Mail to Institute Nearest to You. ould be interested in receiving copy of Rev De Wie ' Kecture ‘and other printed matter. Name Birmingham, Ala Crab Orchard ky. ter St. Louis " Ponland, Ore Boulder Hot Sei Boulder, Omaha Neo! 724 South 1gth S Detaila of treatment, and ngs, font. 4746 Fit ye Rane FEEDER TOR TUE E AE TEENS OnE A TEETER RTTTEREE Probably it | is the grandest portrayal of the curse of | printed matter, which will clearly demon- | 2803 Locust St. Harrisburg, Pa. proots of Ita succeas, sent free on applicatl aay of theabove-named tsstitates: «* Non-Heredity of Inebriety,"? by Dr. Lestte E. Keeley, mailed on application, URS. ®. KRELRY, M.D., SEEDEEEESEEEELESEEEEEEEEEEFELEEESEELESSEESESESERESSESS LELLLLLLLLLL ALL LLLLLLLLLLLS P. D. ARMOUR Head of the great Armour Packing Company, Cht- ago, Ml, (tn a personal letter to Dr. Keeley ), said? Thave sent about two hundred of my employees, from butchers to foremen, and all have been per- manently cured. I do not think there is any one thing, or any one man, who ever did the good to humanity that you are doing with your cure. Hundreds of well-known people have indorsed and recommended treatment. the Keeley Among them the following : General Nea. Dow Col. C. H. TAYLOR Judge-Advocate-Gen. GROES Dr. PARKHURST Witarp Hon, LUTHER LAFFLIN MILLS Ex.Gov. Hast Rev. Dr. Gro. C. LORIMER Rev. T. De Witt TALMAGE Jouy V. Farweut Dr. EDWARD MCGL Rear-Admiral WALKER y. CLAUDE MATTHEWS ov. JOHN P. ALTGELD Rt. Rev. JoHN SHANLEY Gen. JAMES W. Forsytn, U.S. N KxSHKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSESSSSEESS ESSSESSSESESESSSESSESESESSIBSSSESEYESSYS T Ny x * Py x Py PY * Py x * Py * PY x n x x LL. oe 5Oc. TEAS| te the GR fag, Revat fast, Game Rormong, Coase OF 8 AMPLE ONDER g iD wards of Teas, Cof- fees, Rpices, Extracts and Baking Powder, we will pt attention, address, MR COOK, cere ot THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO. 81 & 88 Vesey Street, P. 0. Box 249, New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS EAL. WAREHOUSE oa, $2. and Bf Neccher Street Branch Warehouse, 33 Heekman Sireet, New York aus EINDe OF FarER MADE TO ORDER |ROMEIKE’S fer fom, Seat appear abo newspaper and Ganda Seated erins, $5.00 for ton notices. Haney Romaine, 33 Union Square, N. ¥. Berea it! ‘You will get more prompt attention and better service | by mentioning Junce when answering advertisements. OF SACKETT & wiLncien LrTHoonapnine > PRINTING COMPANY, NEW YORK, Fun tor the [illions JUDGE'S LIBRARY MAGAZINE Ten Cents a Copy SIS HOPKINS’ OWN BOOK Ten Cents a Copy JUDGE'S QUARTERLY Twenty-five Cents a Copy JOEL JARVIS'S JAY JOKES ‘Ten Cents a Copy Any of the above by mail from the publishers on receipt of price Address SUDGE, New York comicbooks.com