Judge, 1904-04-30 · page 12 of 16
Judge — April 30, 1904 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, typical of early 20th-century magazines. The dominant content includes ads for cocktail mixes, pianos, motor boats, talcum powder, and whiskey—interspersed with brief humorous anecdotes. The small jokes scattered throughout reflect period humor: a sexton calmly extinguishing a church fire during a sermon; a widow considering a restaurant dinner after her husband's illness cancellation; job applicants cycling through multiple positions. These are gentle, domestic comedies with no evident political satire. The **Wilson Whiskey** advertisement ("That's All!") and accompanying Georgia scene illustration appear to be straightforward marketing, not satirical commentary. The page lacks political cartoons or identifiable caricatures of public figures. It represents typical Judge magazine filler—mixing light domestic humor with commercial advertising to fill editorial space between more substantial satirical content elsewhere in the publication.
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ORDER SOME “Club Cocktails” SENT HOME TODAY. You will then have on your own sideboard a better cocktail than can be served over any bar in the world. A cocktail is a blend of different liq- uors, and all blends im- prove with age. The * Club Cocktails” e made of the best of liquors ; made by actual weight ‘and measure. ment. No guesswork about them, ‘Ask your husband at dinner which he prefers a Manhattan, Marti Whiskey, Holland Gin, ‘Tom Gin, Vermouth or York. For Hale by all Fancy Grocers nd” frealers generally, oF write to 6. F. Heublein & Bro, 2 v. “She's been sewing for the poor very industriously lately.” “ What is she making 2” “Neckties and shopping-bags."—Chi- cago Post, Teacher —" Thomas, mention a few of the proofs that the earth is round, like an orange.” Tommy Tucker—“1 didn't know we had to have any proofs, ma’an.; [thought everybody admitted it.”— Chicago Tribune. Eczema Ordinary «medicated soaps are noth- ing but soap and have no medicinal effect. Glenn's Sulphur Soap disine fects, heals eruptions, eczema and cures itchi Use it daily in toilet and bath. can be Cured with Glenn’s Sulphur Soap cake at all drug stores or mailed for aoe. by 1 GRANGER SaErTER TOS COL, 15 Potton Rey Now Ve You Mit’ Tair and Whisker Dye, Black or Brown, toct, THE “SOHMER”? HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, gry migrom Sth Ave, cor ttt St. IENNEN’ BORATED TALCUM ‘Auto Launches, Steam and Sall Yachts, Row Beats, Canoes. Reantiful, Reliable, Economical, Simple, Safe. Our es-pmce catalog gives ihe truth in detail about the best and “Agencies In all principal cites, Write RACINE BOAT MPG. CO., (Box J), MUSKEGON, MICH. ctmapent aia bail Adress H.B.KIRK &CO.,N.Y., Sole Bottlers. The old sexton approached the pulpit. * Parson,” he exclaimed in a hoarse whisper, "the church is on fire !” | + Alll right, John ; don’t get excited,” re- joined the good man as he stopped ab- Tuptly in the middle of hissermon. «You pass down one aisle while | go down the other and we'll quietly wake up the con-| gregation.”"— Chicago News. “Here's a note from Mr. Jason, saying not to come to dinner to-night, as his wile is dangerously ill. Isn't it sad “Itis, indeed, by Jove! Still, L suppose We can go to a restaurant."—Brooklyn Life. f the Sohmer Piano is particularly disting ‘on account of its volume and purity, its richness and singing quality, and its sympathetic character throughout the entire scale. “What's th your house ? “Oh, they're neighbors who have heard our cook was going to leave, and they're waiting for a chance to engage her."— Chicago Post. at line of people in front of We long for biscuits mother cooked, And fortunes would be laid It we could but have back again The dough our uncle made. —New York Sun. * But you were here last week applying for a place. Have you been out of a} place ever since?” said the mistress to ‘am ; sure I've had three places since then !"— Yonkers Statesman, We have received from the Bobbs-Mer- ny, of Indianapolis, Indiana, ters,” by Francis Lynde, with numerous illustrations by Arthur I. Keller. This is an intensely interesting book, on an intensely timely topic, and any man or woman who begins it will not stop until the end is reached. Good Whiskey is beneficial. The best is Only genuine as bottled by us in our registered! bottle. Sold everywhere. “Ifyou talk mean about a man behin* his back,” said Uncle Eben, “you loses de respeck of your frien’s, an’ if you does it to his face he's li’ble to hit you. So you might jes’ as well keep stil Atlanta Constitution. JUSINESS. WILSON WHISKEY THAT’S ALL! SCENES IN GEORGIA. Here you have a river, Here you have a youngster Singin’ on the run ; Swingin’ on a gate, Yonder is a green field Feller with a fishin’ pole, Wavin’ in the sun, "Nuther diggin’ bait. Not a bit 0° gloom there r'thing is bright; Wish I was a bloom there, Swingin’ in the light ! Atlanta Constitution. FOUND HIS THEME. Proressor—' My argument is, that all you have got to do to fly is ""—— Poer—"*At last, at last I have my theme; To fly, to fly, you have to die.” Sete YOGEE The Leading Styies originate in Brockton, the Mi facturing Center of Men's Fine Shoes in this Count Styles Originated by My Expert Model Maker Are Copied sakes, you would uederstand why Doaglas $3.00 shoes cout mere to make, why tbey. ‘old their shape, 8t better, wear longer, and are of greater iotrinaie valee than any other 93.50 ahoe on the martet to-day. W. L. Douglas High-Grade Boys’ Shoes, $2.00 and $1.75. uses Corona Colishin in bis $3.50 shoes. Corona Colt is ci everywhere Douglas has the largest men's $3.0 Shoo Mall Order Runnessia the world. No trouble ts get a Bebe mall. 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