Judge — February 20, 1904 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Patient—1 feel dopy all de time don’t know w’at's de matter wid me.” Doctor — \s your occupation a seden- tary one 2” Patient—« | don’t ketch onter dat. I'm a street-cleaning contractor, an” Doctor—Ab \ what you need is exer- cise." — Philadelphia Press. Mr, X—“ That girl keeps fidgeting around all the time. Why doesn't she keep still 2" His wife—« She can't. There's a mir- ror on each side of ‘her.”—Detroit Free Press. She—You say you are unlucky at cards.” He— Very.” She—* Well, you must be lucky at love, I suppose He—Vam. I've never been married.” —Yonkers Statesman. | “Won't you be glad, Tommy, when| Gussie —« No, we do not think it would | your baby brother is ac big as you are |be at all apropos for a young man who | now 2" asked the caller. has just received a proposal of marriage | “You bet I will,” replied Tommy ;|to say ‘This is so sudden,’ more es-| | “then he'll be licked fur some o° the | pecially as he might have known for th things that'l git licked fur now."—Phila- |iast four years that it was coming.”— delphia Press. | Cleveland Plain Dealer. | “ Yes," he declared, “I think one grows | ‘The fruity product of the American Wi to be like the things he eats.” Co., St. Luis: Cook's Imperial Extra Drv “You must have been brought up on | Champagne. Suits every taste. il marshmallows,” she suggested.— Chicago Record-Herald. She—"Yousay you love mea little bit? -—= Yes, | do.” F First man—Yes, V'ildo any work at «And do you think your love will f all that’s honorabl | grow 2" ; Second man—" Graci He— I'm sure of it. got so low as that ?"—Z She—* Which way ?"— Yonkers States- - man. @eceoecers ‘ rrr ' Musical people who call at the warerooms of or the bar whisk Sohmer & Co. be assured that they will os . = find what will gratify the most cultivated musi« that one-forty-three cal taste in every respect per gallon kind -7 Mrs. von Blumer— heard the cook cursing and swearing in the kitchen this mornin | Von Blumer—* Well, Vm glad she’s! THAT’S ALL! beginning to feel at home.” — Jown| | Topics. | ntlemen,” said the polite conductor, this car, Lam sorry to say, is very cold, as you can readily see if you look at the chilled and weary countenance of the poor roc, woman standing in the aisle. Ah! Enote a lovely rosy blush creep Irom face to face, How cheering! We shail soon have the The wild-eyed man leaned over the car as warm as toast."—Aewark News, Sfocery-store counter. a + Got any eggs?" he inquired. Singleton—" Vsay, old chap, what have) Yes," said the grocer. | you that string around your finger for whispered the wild-eyed man |" Wedderly—"'To remind me of some- tremulously, * will you sell mea dozen of th 1am to get for my wife.” ‘em for one thousand shares of stee! com: e Singleton —" What are you to get? mon ?"—Chicage Tribune. Wedder Why—er—fve forgotten | what it wa ew Yorker. “You have seen his book, I suppose | What do you think about it? | * Do you think he is really in love with Vell, there’s one good thing to be you ?” asked Maud, said of it “L don't know,” answered Mamie.“ Indeed 2” “ He says he is, but his letters don't sound Yes; it's simply impossible to Under any Test a bitsiliy."— Washington Star. lire it." 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