Judge, 1903-12-12 · page 14 of 16
Judge — December 12, 1903 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page from *Judge* magazine contains several standalone jokes and advertisements rather than a unified political cartoon. **The main illustrated cartoon** (bottom left) depicts a pirate encounter: a victim tells a detective he shot a burglar, but "the other burglar carried him away." When asked which burglar he shot, the woman replies "the one I shot at"—the joke being her poor marksmanship. This is a domestic humor piece with no political content. **The other jokes** include wordplay about intoxication, a missionary converting a Chinese convert, and a pirate demanding money from someone who "hadn't swallowed any" (their money). These are light, absurdist humor typical of the era. **The advertisements** promote beauty products (Ed. Pinaud's hair tonic), tailoring services (Kennedy), and Williams' Shaving Soap, which dominates the right side with messaging about self-care. The page contains **no clear political satire or caricature**—it's primarily entertainment and advertising for an early 20th-century general-interest magazine.
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Husband—* What does it matter how he ED. PINAUD’S|| |Eisy, 1h sin decy and” 7" KS HAVI NG ALATEST Exaviesve renruwe Wife— And 1 really would like to “BRISE EMBAUMEE|| |rnatc/‘mine seatskin desp jost for once VIOLETTE” —Cleveland Plain Dealer. S fe) AP Is admitted by connoisse- wre to, be the seces Gelieate The New York Central and Hudson Odor ever produced. River railroad is now booming New SOLD EVERYWHERE York city as a winter resort all along its lines, and is 1g the people throughout the state acquainted with all the facts that Be toprove the soundness of its statement. tells them of the many amusements and ED. PINAUD’S AMERICAN OFFICES of all the sights to be seen, as well as the ED. PINAUD BUILDING, NEWYORK|| | places that may be visited that both en. tertain and instruct. It gives a list of the histrionic stars, domestic and imported, that are to be seen and heard, and declares | that the lion roars as heroically in the 200 at the Bronx as in the jungles of Africa, These husks of information should not fail to bring many people from up the state and the west to New York this winter over the best rails that are set on ties and in the best coaches that roll on, over and along rails. When you try to improve on the service of the New York Central you endeavor to paint the lily and to do a thousand and other impossible things at once. For further information apply to George H. Daniels, general pas- SPORTING AND MUFTI TAILOR senger agent, New York Central, Grand 292 FIFTH AVENUE Central station, New York city. Our designs in English Top “Do you mean to intimate that the ‘Coats are noted for their Indi- prisoner was intoxicated 2” vidual Smartoess and are Abso- “Well, appearances seemed against lutely Proper; also our Famous him.” BE FAIR TO YOUR FACE Ulster and Automobile Cost Want appearances f hotdt and your face will be fair. ——— “Well, for one thing he was holding a * Riding Breeches and Odd glass upside down trying to fill it from a Can you afford to be less careful about the soap ‘Waletconts. tightly-corked bottle."— Cleveland Plain you put on your face, than about the food you eat ? nila Think what one mistake may cost you. There's only one safe way. When shaved by barbers insist that they use the Old Reliable Williams’ Shaving Soap; accept no substitute from dealers, if you shave yourself. Sold in the form of Shaving Sticks, Shaving Tablets, etc. throughout the world. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn., U. S. A. toxpou Panis ame ‘svomer T understand you shot a burglar dur-| Little Willie—" What's dumb luck, ing the absence of your husband,” said | pa?” the great detective. Pa—“ Dumb luck, my son, is the vic- “Yes,” admitted the frail little woman, | tory won by a man who keeps his mouth “di shut."—Chicago News. “What became of him?” asked the You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentionlag Joock when answering advertaements the other burglar carried him away,” answered the f. 1. “Which other burglar ?” he asked. The one I shot at,” she explained.— Chicago News. cusersteat Fun tor the Millions JUDGE'S LIBRARY MAGAZINE tra man tells you he has a col, tll “Ten Cents a Copy him fo try Deine, Underweat and you HADN'T SWALLOWED ANY. Tre Say tases Be ae ce SIS HOPKINS’ OWN BOOK Tue succaneer—"* Hands up—hands up, | sa} Ten Cents a Copy Tue vicat—""I can't—I have not eaten any —— A missionary in China was endeavoring JUDGE’S QUARTERLY to convert one of the natives. ‘Twenty-five Cents a Copy “Suppose me Christian, me go to heaven ?” remarked Ah Sin. JOEL JARVIS'S JAY JOKES “* Yes,” replied the missionary. id ‘Ten Cents a Copy « Allite-" retorted the heathen ; # but ALOOHOL 1 4 OPIUM 12, DRUG USING | | 41,30 (or you no let Chinaman in America| Any of the above by mall from the pobisbers on BUFFALO, N.Y. Double, Chloride of Geld Zreat- | | when you let him into heaven ?” rectit of price LEXINGTON, Mass, | Zi te Mministered at the Ah,” said the missionary with fervor, PROVIDENCE, R. |. = there’ in‘ Heaven. Adéress SUDGE, New York Weert HAVEN, CONN, | Sommun! cations confidential, meres Pe labor party in heaven. comicbooks.com