Judge — November 28, 1903 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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= PUBLISHED WEEKLY Ar Tm Paneer Buripixc, Fouwrm AVENUE AND Nixergextu Staxer, New York. Westaen Aovertisinc Ornice—S28 Maryuctte Building, Chicago, Ml, UNITED STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE. Ove copy, one year, or sznambers- = = se Ove copy, six months, or 6 numbers = = One copy, for thirteen weeks TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS: 500 30 135 Tncloding the Cumsrstas Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all foreign countries in the postal union, $4.00 a year. Evnornan sates-acenrs—Jnternationat News Company, Bream’s building, Chancery Lane, F.C, London: Brentano's, Avenue de "Opera, Paris: Saarsach's News Exchange, Mains, Germany, The contents of FUDGE are protected by copyright in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this conyright ‘will be promptly and Digoroasly prosecuted. CONTRIBUTORS must inclose a stamped and self-addressed erivelope wth all manascricts, otherwise return of the Latter when found unrvailable cannot be guaranteed. DRAWINGS and all contribations sent to the Art Department should have the sender's full name and address Yorttten plainly on each and every separate sketch. The accompanying Joke or descriptive letterpress should in ébery instance be wwritien upon tts indtoidaal picture, and NOT upon a separate tp of paper. Inclasure of stamps to the fall amount of postage (s also required, to insure safe and prompt return of material not accepted. E ETHIOPIAN epicure reveals the foundation of his dreams by gayly building chicken-roosts in Spain. TH URKEY HASH loses not an iota of prestige from the fact that it is lack- ing as regards the element of mystery. THE BRIGHT and toothsome lexicon of gastronomy the second joint of the turkey is only the second joint in name. JN THIS valley, tearful, murky, Where, oh, where’s the man Who, alas! prefers roast turkey In the fabled can. HE FOOTBALL KNIGHT who is padding without and pudding within struts proudly around on the gridiron and scents the arnica and iodoform from afar. IN 'HE PECULIARITY of the average woman is that she usually speaks twice before she thinks once, even when her mouth is full of hairpins or of the roasted bird of freedom. | THE DINER with a good digestion ’s gay, Till sweet he smiles and beats with joy his riblets, When, turkey ballasted, he drifts away To fairy-land, where lotos blossoms play, Upon a sea of gravy made of giblets. [TJS certainly a sky-high compliment to each feathered minstrel to say that the gobbler is to Thanksgiving day what the eagle is to the glorious Fourth, and vice versa. URRAH for old Thanksgiving day, That stands us on our head And paints our soul with cranberry-sauce Until it’s rosy red. ‘THE REPUBLICAN majority in Ohio amounted to many, many thou- sands of votes. And it is but just and true to add that each and every one of the said votes is a plump, juicy chestnut in Mr. Hanna’s turkey of gilt-edged prosperity. THE SMALL BOY, wildly and wonderfully befrescoed and besculptured with the cranberry-sauce of the realm, finds more all-round, subtle, soul-<charming, dreamy music to the square inch, not to say the square mouthful, in one drumstick than in all the drums of Christendom com- bined. eee S6OF ALL the inventions That ever may be,” The knights of good living Shout loud in their glee, “ The plumless plum-pudding We don’t want to see!” A LITTLE MIXED. ‘wuz readin’ in a paper dat a feller up in New Haven threw a hammer over a hundred an’ fifty feet.” Warwarp Stocxs—‘ Gosh! dat showed dat feller didn't ve much use fer work.” comicbooks.com