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Judge — September 19, 1903 — page 11: Judge, 1903-09-19

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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, not a political cartoon. The page consists mostly of product advertisements (Evans ale, Angostura Bitters, Postum coffee substitute, life insurance, cigars, cocktails) interspersed with brief humor items. **"The Idle Hour" section** features an Egyptian-themed cigarette advertisement—exploiting the early 20th-century fascination with Egyptology. **The humor pieces** are short jokes typical of the era: one about a woman with an "automobile tongue" (always criticizing others), another about a broken engagement where a man claimed unworthiness and the woman believed him. These target gender dynamics and social pretension. **The Postum advertisement** is notable—it argues against coffee drinking as harmful to nerves and digestion, promoting their grain-based substitute as healthful. This reflects genuine period medical anxieties about caffeine. Overall, this is a **commercial publication page** rather than satirical commentary.

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= Oe a Persons prone to color-changing and blush- ing—which are due toa variety of causes from a delicate organism concealed in womankind— make use, for treatment of their faces, of pro- ducts the chemical activity of which is some- times a positive danger. We recommend to them an absolutely harmless cream, the “Creme Huvé de la Providence,” which has given excellent results for the many years past since Guerlain first discovered the secret of its comprsition. Nell —» She has an automobile tongue.” Belle— What do you mean ?" Nell— Oh, she’s always running other people down."—Philadelphia Record. DR. A. GROYEN, ROYAL MEDICAL STAFF, BERLIN, recommends Dr. Sicgert’s Angostura Bitters as the most effective stomachic and nervine used by medical men. “Did you have a good time when you ¢ away 2” vo. It was a terrible bore. A woman that my husband used to be en- gaged to sat at the same table with us.” ~ Chicago Record-Herald. Pure blood, bright eyes, bounding ste} high spirits, good health—synonymous Abbott's, the Ori telligently used. Ps th nal Angostura Bitters, in. est it. Nell—“ Why was their engagement broken off ?" Bell “* He told her he was unworthy Oh, they all say that," Belle—" Yes ; but she took him at his word."—Philadelphia Record. I's the 117 Years Spent in Ex- periments That Have Made Evans: THE BEST IN THE WORLD Any dealer anywhere THE CLUB are the original bottled Cocktails. Years of experience have made them THE PERFECT COCKTAILS that they are. Do not be lured into buying some imitation. The ORIGINAL of anything is enough. | When others are offered lor the purpose of jo its, Insist upon having ther dius COCKTAILS, and take no other, G.F. HEUBLEIN & BRO, Soe Pepritort 29 Broapwax, New Youx, N.Y. Hantroxp, Conn. “There’s one thing about me that | don’t understand,” said Tommy thought- fully, “and that’s why it is that making | marks on wall papers is such lots of fun, and making ‘em on copy-books in school is such hard work."—Household Ledger. ART OF REST. MAY BE ACQUIRED AND USED WITH GREAT BENEFIT. Complete and restful poise of the body jand mind is an art not easily gained. Perhaps nothing brings one as much content, comfort, happiness, and pleasure as those conditions of easy, restful, re- sourceful, and well-balanced mind and body, that make of work a pleasure and the daily life happy and peaceful. The nervous housewife, busy with a ‘Thundred duties and harassed by children; the business man, worried with the press of daily affairs, debts, etc., cannot enjoy the peace and restful repose and health- ful nervous balance unless they know how. There is a way. First and foremost the stomach must be consulted. That means leaving off coffee absolutely, for| the temporary stimulant and the resulting depression is a sure ruin to the nervous system, and the whole condition of health and happiness rests upon stomach, nerves, and mind. Start with the stomach, that is the key- stone to the whole arch. Stop using things that break down its power, upset its nervous energy, and prevent the proper digestion of the food and the consequent manufacture of healthful blood and nerves, brain, and tissues. When you quit coffee take on: Postum Food Coffee, That is like stopping the payment of interest and starting on a | career where you are loaning money and receiving interest. The good results are double. "You stop poisoning the system with coffee and start building up the broken down nerve cells by powerful elements contained in Postum. These are pure food elements ably selected by | experts for the purpose of supplying just jthe thing required by nature to perform this rebuilding. These are solid, substantial facts and can be proven clearly to the satisfaction of any one by personal experience. Try the change yourself and note how the old condition of shattered nerves and worried mind changes to that fecling of restful puise of a well-balanced nervous system, The managing physician of a hygienic sanitarium in Indiana says that for five years in his practice he has always in- sisted upon the patients leaving off coffee and taking Postum Food Coffee, with the most positive, well-defined results and with satisfaction to the most confirmed coffee toper. ‘The doctor's name will be furnished by the Postum Co., Ltd., Battle Creek, Mich, : the famous little book, «The Road to Wellville.” Highest Grade Havana Cigars Manuel Lopez @ Co., 9-11 Thames St. = = New York ‘39-37 Randolph St. - Chicago, Tl. Look in each package for a copy of| anywhere, will suggest the aroma and the luxury smoker of Egyptian DEITIES. No better Turkish cigarette can be made. Look for the signature of S. ANARGYROS Mrs, Hatterson— You don't mean to| «Grace is greatly worried, She can't say that you have no theories about the! decide where to go on her bridal tour.” | education of children ?” «When is she to be married ?” Mrs. Catterson—“No. 1 have t00| «The date hasn't been fixed yet." many children."—Jown and Country. Whom is she going to wed? | © That's another detail that is yet to be | When you are out yachting, don’t forget to) arranged. But she has her trousseau all stow away some of that famous Champagne, | planned."—Aansas City Journal. Cook's Imperial Extra Dry. “You need a rest. Larry—* Phwat are yez doin’ wid thim But [ haven't done any work for | dog-biscuit, Pat ?" years, doctor.” Put— Sure, the doctor said I needed « Then you need achange."—Cleveland more animal food."—Philadelphia Rec. Plain Dealer. | ord, Universities Are Now Teaching the Value of Life Insurance. In Selecting a Policy the School of Experience Points to The Prudential Send Coupon For Information of Dividend Bearing Policies. | STRENGTH OF /¥ GIBRALTAR Twentieth Century Limited—éo"e%ves¢o—New York Central and Lake Shore. comicbooks.com