Judge, 1903-09-05 · page 15 of 16
Judge — September 5, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with small comedic filler content scattered throughout. The main satirical content consists of brief **jokes** from various newspapers (Chicago News, Yonkers Statesman), exploiting common domestic humor themes: a child innocently asking where her parents' marriage was "made" (implying discord), wives mocking husbands' boasting, a professor astonished at a daughter's terrible singing, and a final joke about a daughter not knowing her mother wanted to be kissed during a boy's attempted kiss. These are **gentle domestic satires** reflecting early 20th-century gender and family dynamics—poking fun at marital pretense, parental pride, and courtship customs without targeting specific political figures or events. The page is dominated by period **product advertisements**: Old Overholt Rye whiskey, Cortez cigars, hair-growth treatments, paper goods, ball-pointed pens, sanitary woolens, and firearms. These ads reflect contemporary consumer culture and available products of the era. **No significant political satire or recognizable caricatures appear on this page.**
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é ESTABLISHED 1810 - }OLD OVERHOLT RYE NATURAL WHISHEY “Bottled in Bond” Direct from the Barrel under U. S. Government Supervision and Regulations A The whiskey must be at least four years old. Each cork is sealed with U. S. Stamp stating age and quantity in each bottle. Every bottle contains full measure. No short measure. Demand—OLD OVERHOLT RYE-—Ask for “Are marriages made in neav.n, mam ma?" asked little Tessie. Some of them are, dear.” “ Where was yours made, mamma ?"— Yonkers Statesman, Mrs. Upperten—* 1 had all the conceit taken out of me yesterday.” Mrs. Nextdoor— Indeed ! And where did they find room to put all of it?"— Chicago News. Braggs—"1 got ten thousand dollars for that bulldog I used to own.” Naggs—“ What! ten thousand in cash?” Braggs— Well, not exactly, I traded him for two five-thousand-dollar pups."— Chicago News. Fond mother—Are you not somewhat astonished at my daughter's singing 2” Professor—\ certainly am; but then Chicago News. Whadjer diggin’ there fur, Hi?" Why, how ye talk! Can't ye see I'm makin’ mounds for my summer boarders to discover things in?"— Chicago News. The WHITE ROCK high bull has a smack of its own “MADE AT KEY WEST ROMEIKE’S 2 oxy, Berae oa Siepnes wht way tines teen fons eee ‘Haxay Rosaixe, 33 Union Square, N. V TURKISH HAIR GROWER. HR | Win gree brew’: hair ou bald Renta, Sao beard or Rantonme (ee) ear ce 7 Fy hg preter Sonatinas trio ca heath SAEDP iabtiss tin "to. Seaton 2s Dore, Baal | VACATIONS ARE AS NECESSARY AS FOOD AND THE SELECTION OF A RESORT SHOULD BE MADE WITH CARE NEW JERSEY RESORTS ARE POPULAR, HEALTHFUL AND REACHED BY THE CROWDED. Hauratter—"*I played to crowded houses all last season.”* Tue INGENUE—"'l saw you once, and there were just two people In the house besides me.”* Mauratrer—“ Oh, well, two's company and three’s a crowd, you know.” NEW JERSEY CENTRAL THE MODEL ROAD NNAURIOUS WAITING booklet “SEASHORE AND MOUNTA an illustrated story for vacationists, to C. M. BURT, Gen. Passenger Agt.. New York City. Send 6c. in stamps f HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE 24, and 98 Nieweker Reet Branch Wsrahcans, 3 heekman Siret, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER = BALL-POINTED PENS («scx BALL- POINTED ALWAYS Bultable for writing tm every position; glide over any paper; never serateh or spurt. « Made in England of the finest Sheffield rotled steel, Ratt-Pourrep pens are ‘more durable, and are abead of ail others FOR EASY WRITING. Buy am assorted sample box of 2% pent for 28 ote, and choose a fen to suit your hand, Having found one, stick te it 1 POST FREE YROM HH. BAINBRIDGE 4 CO., 09 WILUAM STREET, New Yorn, 40 and 38-55 Call! fare some alzra recently added to the famous 358 and 992) Model 100 Hamwmeitess Mepeater. Catalogue No. 11, with full partion ars, maiiod on rejust SAVAGE ARMS COMPANY Mother (indignantly) —« The i your permitting such’ a thing! didn’t you call me when he attempted to kiss you 2" Daughter (innocently)—" Why, mam- ma, I didn't know you wanted to be kissed !"— Chicago News. | FOR EARLY FALL The Standard Sanitary Woolens for Men, Women and Children. SPECIAL WEIGHTS FOR THIS SEASON. ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUB FREB showing also our various Jacger articles. DR. JAEGER S.W.S. CO.'s OWN STORES NEW YORK: 206 Pith Ave , 185-157 B'way. BROOKLYN: $04 Pelton St. BRASS BAND ostream yplate one Lyon GOOD INCOMES MADE By selling our celebrated ‘goods. 25 and 30 per cent. Commission off. BEST and MOST Qo. ECONOMICAL 1.tb. trade mark red hags. Good Coffees, 120: and 15e Gord Teas, 30e. and 38¢ ‘The Great American Tea Co., 31-83 Vesgy St, New York. P.O. Box 280. Ripains Tabales are the best dyspepsia m ever made. A huodred til- lions of them have been sold in the United States in a single year. Coo- stipation, heartburn, ‘sick headache, dizziness, bad breath, sore throat, and every other nen arising irom 8 stomach are relieved or eared by Ripans Tabules._ One will generally give relief Fithiawenty mioutea. “The fve-cent package's druggists sell them. or amy Stationery Store. for ordinary occasions. All P) HABITS CURED sad uguor MORPHINE #22°%.n0.c ‘Write The Dr. J. L. Stephess Co., Dept. 1 2, Lebanon, comicbooks.com