Judge — August 22, 1903 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Well-made soap constitutes a truly bomo- gencous mass in which no excess either of soda or of potash ought to be allowed to subsist. The “Sapocetis,” i. e., Guerlain's Spermaceti Soap Capes, are manufactured as per a recipe transmitted from father to son, and people of the utmost good taste, recognizing their abso- lute freedom from all injurious matter, will hear of no other soap cakes for their personal use. These cakes are impregnated besides with perfumes ofall natural ofors which are so skillfully treated by Guerlain. Business manager—" And now what's } the trouble ?” | Irate patron— When | gave your man | my advertisement yesterday I explicitly stipulated that it was to. be run in the same column with the story of tie woman suspected of murder. Instead of that it was printed right next to the report of a Sunday-school’ convention.” — Baltimore American, When you drink Champagne, drink the very best, Cook's Imperial Extra Dry. Vt always satisfies, never disappoints. | “ Helen is a pretty bright girl.” “In what way ?” “Why, last night I told her she had her head on my shoulder.” “ What did she say, old man 2” “Why, she said that was nothing to what I would have on my shoulders when I got married."—Chicago News. are the original bottled Cocktails. Years of experience have made them THE PERFECT COCKTAILS Do not be lured that ey are. In; The into buying some imitation. ORIGINAL of anything is enough. When others are offered it is for the purpose of larger prof- 1 ist upon having the CLUB ind take no other, BRO, Sole Proprietors zw Youx, N.Y. Loxpow $250 Reward for information leading to the conviction of ani dealer having refilled empty bottles of ED. PIN- AUDYS world-renowned PREPARATIONS or adulterating and tampering in any shape or form with the onginal contents of the same. is offer is and is mada in order to Prvtect, the consumer of ED, PINAUD’S Toit parati ions. ‘An immense fraud has been of late practiced, expe- cially ‘by a large number of unscrupulous barbers, who have made it a practice to use on theit cus: re never eid tn bulk ‘The Barfamere ED. PINAUD have decided to prove their rights, and to teat end they ha Erocted their attorieys to prosecate to aE plates or edit ther bores es oe rebl ther boties 7 commantcation relative to the detection of sock Iraods will be treated in serie oy ED. PINAUD’S IMPORTATION OFFICE. ED, PINAUD BUILDING A small parishioner in Aberdeen brought a basket of strawberries to the minister very early on Monday morning. “Thank you, my little girl,” he said, “they are very beautiful. But I hope you didn’t gather them yesterday, which was the sabbath day ?” “No, sir,” replied the child, “I picked them this morning. But they was growin’ all yesterday. Bits. COLIC AND CRAMPS QUICKLY STOPPED by Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, the only genuine, imported. Kefuse domestic imitations. She—Do you remember before we were married, dear “— He—* Why, it’s among my happiest recollections.”—- Yonkers Statesman. ABOUT COMPLEXIONS. FOOD MAKES THEM GOOD OR BAD. Saturate the human body with strong coffee and it will in time show in the complexion of the coffee drinker. This is caused by the action of coffee on the liver, thus throwing part of the bile into the blood. Coffee complexions are sallow and muddy and will stay that way until coffee is given up entirely. The sure way to recover rosy cheeks and red lips is to quit coffee and drink Postum Food Coffee which makes red blood. “I had been for more than 20 ears an inveterate coffee drinker and it is absolutely true that I had so completely saturated myself with this drug that my complexion toward the last became per- fectly yellow and every nerve and fibre in me was affected by the drugs in coffee. “For days at atime I had been com- pelled to keep to my bed on account of, nervous headache and stomach trouble and medicines did not give me any relief. Thad never consulted a physician in re- gard to my headaches and terrible com- plexion and I only found out the cause of them after | commenced the use of Postum which became known to me through Grape-Nuts. We all liked the food Grape- Nuts and it helped us so we thought Postum must certainly have merit and we concluded to try it. We found it so delicious that we continued the use alto- ether although I never expected it to jelp my health. “After a few months my headaches were all gone and my complexion had cleared wonderfully, then I knew that my troubles had been caused by coffee and had been cured when I left off coffee and drank Postum in its place.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Postum will change the blood of any coffee drinker and rosy cheeks and health take the place of a yellow skin and discase. There's Something Good for You in Svan: THE OPEN DOOR to the Strenuous Life LN OLA EES FIFTH AVE. and s4th ST., NEW YORK ARE THE BEST, From East to West Absolutely the finest tobacco frown in Turkey is made up in the Egyptian manner in Esyptian. DEITIES. No better Turkish clgarette cen be Look for the sighature of & ANARGTHOS: \. aS Mamma—“What is Willie crying about 2" church,” said the policeman who stopped Maid— Shure, ma’am, he wanted to|Uncle "Rastus the other night with a go across the street to Tommy Brown's.” | couple of chickens under his arm. Mamma—* Well, why don't you let him| «So Tis, suh; so I is,” was the reply. 0?" “ An’ dese yere chickens am to make de Maid—" They were havin’ charades | sandwiches fur our church-picnic to-mor- over there, he said, ma'am, and I wasn't! row."\—Detroit Free Press. shure as he'd had ‘em yet."— Youth. “T thought you were a member of the The judge—"You are charged with ‘These people who know all about the] taking two laundered shirts.” stock market and how it is going never| The prisoner—« Yes, your honor; my tell_ you until it has gone.— Chicago|doctor told me I must take something Tribune. starchy."— Yonkers Statesman, Hi THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS The Prudential ‘We Want YOU to Know The Best Policy it has for You. i iy 4 STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR 3h, Bits PRUDENTIAL Insurance Company of America BUY THEM. Eight Trains Daily for Chicago-NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com