Judge, 1903-02-28 · page 15 of 16
Judge — February 28, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This Judge magazine page is primarily **advertising-focused** rather than political satire. The main content includes: **The Cartoon ("Didn't Have a Chance")**: A humorous domestic scene depicting a man being beaten or roughed up, with text referencing "McGlover" and "mother-in-law." The joke appears to be about domestic conflict or marital discord—a common humor topic of the era. **Dominant Advertisement**: The bulk of the page promotes **Buffalo Lithia Water**, a patent medicine claiming to cure kidney disease, gout, rheumatism, and related ailments. It cites testimonials from medical doctors—a marketing strategy common in this period before FDA regulations. **Smaller Ads & Humor**: Include whiskey ("Red Top Rye"), cigars, talcum powder, and other period products. There's also a brief joke about a man searching for slippers. The page reflects early 20th-century publishing: entertainment mixed heavily with unregulated medical/product claims that would be illegal today. The satirical content is minimal—mostly lighthearted domestic humor rather than political commentary.
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Throughout the sunlit day Imaginary shot and shell Plowed through the quivering air; The admiral then raved and tore Imaginary hair For well he knew that down below Lay on the mess-room floor Imaginary sailors in imaginary Imaginary parents sad. And wounds and blood galore ‘The admiral then turned unto Lieutenant No. IV Requesting him as refer To figure up the : And getting out his little book, He sadly sighed and said “According to the latest rule For two days we've been Imaginary s Imaginary ¢ z Emerson Brown in The —Porte J nited # dear. Is there any sure you didn’t put them?” ‘She—" What do you mean?” He—"1 want to look there for then first.""—Philadel phia Press. He—"I'm looking for my slippers, BUFFALO LITHIA WATER Is Offered to the Public Upon its Record of Results Accomplished. Nothing Save an Actual Test can be more Satisfactory to the Patient than the Testi- mony of Eminent Medical Men who have Repeat- edly Tested its Merits in Bright’s Disease, Albumi- nuria, Renal Calculi, Inflammation of the Bladder, Gout, Rheumatism and Uric Acid Troubles. Dr. Roberts Bartholow, former Professor Materia Medica and General Ther- apeutics in Jefferson Medical ‘College, Philadelphia, and author of «Bar tholow's | Materia Medica and Therapeutics” and other well-known medical works, say is used with great advantage in Gouty, Rheumatic and Renal Affection: Dr. G. A. Foote, of Warrenton, N. C., ex-President Medical Society of North | Carolina, formerly Member of the State Board of Medical L.xvaminers, and also of the State Board of Health. After reporting remarkable relief obtained from the use of | this water in a case of CHRONIC BRIGHT’S DISEASE in his own person, Dr. | Foote says: ‘From this experience in my own case, and observation of its actior similar cases in patients for whom I have prescribed the water, I have no hes | expressing the | opinion that BUFFALO LITHIA WATER | tressing malady so difficult of treatment." Geo. Halsted Boyland, A. M., M. D., of | the Faculy of Paris, says: «There is NO REMEDY SO ABSOLUTELY SPECIFIC | IN ALL FORMS OF ALBUMINURIA and BRIGHT’S DISEASE, whiether acute or chron. ‘Spring No. 2, accompanied by a mi ic, as BUFFALO LYTHIA WATER diet. Sin all cases of Pregnancy where Albumin is found in the urine as late as the last week before confinement, if this water and a milk diet is prescribed, the Albumin disappears rapidly from the ;| urine and the patient has a positive guarantee against Puerperal Convulsions. Used as a substitute for ordinary water during the period of Gestation it will | be found invaluable as a preventive of Puerperal Convulsions and other disturb- | ances incident to this condition. Voluminous medical testimony of the highest order showing the value of this ancy in is the most powerful’ of known remedies in this dis- of Paris, Doctor of Medicine of lace where you're] water in the other diseases mentioned mailed to any address, is for sale by dealers generally. PROPRIETOR, BUFFALO LITHIA SPRINCS, VA. DIDN'T HAV! First srort—"' Hully gee! his hands.” ‘Secono srort—"* Sure thing! like McGlovern’s mother-in-law.”* He's Swabitt 's got McGlovern licked before he puts up a. is there nd flat ?** The irrepressible child any difference between le Tis mother—" No, The irrepressible child | pa get angry when Mr. as a flat-head “and then feel good when he jheard that Mr. Smith said he was level- j headed ?"—Columbia Tester. 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