Judge, 1903-01-24 · page 11 of 16
Judge — January 24, 1903 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page from *Judge* magazine is primarily **advertisements and short humor pieces**, not political cartoons. The cartoons present are gentle domestic comedies with no political content: **"Helped Out"** depicts a shy young man whose fiancée's father helps him propose—a play on social awkwardness. **"The Great General and the Little Boy"** shows a child asking a war veteran about battle scars, only to learn they're ink stains from his desk job—mocking the gap between martial heroism and office reality. **"To the Roots"** contrasts a school boy eating grape-nuts cereal with a Civil War general, suggesting the food builds strength for life's battles. The humor is sentimental and family-friendly rather than biting satire. The rest of the page is vintage advertising: Packer's Tar Soap, Evans Ale, Sohmer Pianos, and Club Cocktails—reflecting early 20th-century consumer products and social attitudes.
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To him, but vanity is blind make mé shrink?! a t Because she pitied his distress “T've just come from the war, my son, | pack up and “move. home | _ The tone of the Sobmer Piano is particularly She helped him out And these are spots of ink | Washington Star. ished on account of its volume and its richness and singing quality, and 1 of two genemtions’ fe has been | #8 sYmpathetic character throughout the entire Bui when he showed that he designed |‘*What caused these wounds which I be-| 4 trimonial chains to bind hold the test that proves he Original Anges. | sale. maiden, who then liked him less, With feclings of unrest?” ira Biliehe to be the best tonle Ox family eee | And seared her with a fond caress, | “My son, I scratched my hand against Her father, coming up behind, he ‘medals on my chest.”” — lust helped him out —Washingion Star. Mrs. Subbubs—"It’s bitter cold out | Are You an —Chicago Daily News. | to-night. It's a comfort to be in our + a warm Tome and listen to the wind Ale Drinker? me 5 . Tommy—" Pop, Latin is one of the | whistle 1 you are a good thinker as well as a good Waggsty— Gracious! If young Got- languag ‘Mr. Subbubs—"Yes; especially since Geinker you will order rox and Miss Blublud are so fortunate as "Tunis pope ¥ y son lit “docs ne te akties fo have their marriage blessed with chil-| fom! I gpoe the 2 nib atremps: ta. wehistle: popular | | Tommy—*Then ‘pose that’s the Philadelphia Press. dren the rising generation will be terrible) reason the doctors write their prescrip: talkers. nty_ strong. inducements to. be| If over the door of every house A Delicious Digestive communicative." —Baltimore American An angel placed, some night, A sign to show who lived within = And gave red signs to those who sin, Alexander was blustering around de-| "And made all others white | manding more worlds to conquer, when) { fancy that when we awoke and knew his wife called him aside. ‘That all the truth was known “Alec,” she whispered, _tenderly,| Each man would gaze at his neighbor's dear is coming to visit us fora door : And wonder and doubt a while before | ith a shriek of despair he fled into the} He dared to look at his own. night and organized another campaign —Chicago Record-Herald. nto Asia —New York Times backed by 118 us! brewing. You CML EVANS A HONS, Hudsow, N.Y. My boy doesn’t seem to have got along TO THE ROOTS. CEHaRIREUR here very well.” said the office-boy's| 4 SCHOOL HOY DIGS DOWN To FIND FooD To| \ R hee NUILD HIM RIGHT. svg. to be perfectly frank with you.") A good, straightforward letter was recently replied the employer, ““I must say no." | sent by a bright, clever youth which shows his gE Ah! What's his trouble ability to go to the bottom of a trouble and =] “He hasn't any troubl : it's the rest able. Built liable, everyday se: tify it. j = = of us who have had that."—Plhiladelphia| “Te says, 1 attended High School for three Ses Press. yea ade little progress. I did not enjoy fad give. Sieapirstin constrvetio ealth ; my food was operly die and “easily operated—the perfected gested; this caused headache ice T could | ‘mobiies for business or pleasure. 9 ‘ Wehta tor oxr Mestrated catalogue showto not study. [tried taking exercise in the foot- tran arw tnd tmproedatece artnet ball field, but was unable to stand it as it always | BATIONAL VER'CUB 00. 908 224 St, Tndiacapelia od increased my headache “During the summer holidays I began ¢ = S | GrapesNuts and the benefit was immed 4 THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE {headache stopped, my ford digested properly s ; : HGhE Tar OAD Sere ee | Chartreuse {| SASrARe anaes and my brain was clea ¥ i —GREEN OR YELLOW— is pure, mild, invigorating and “The result was that this summer I procured | So EH M E R antiseptic. It soothes while Taleo took my place on the. fist. THE HIGHEST GRADE CORDIAL. cleansing, and for more than a alf-back and played in all the ames | pleat empigtonroiion ty quarter of a century has been “This wonderful increase in mental and srinesenetan 0 ext PIANOS For the Hair and Skin! f “3 ‘The Packer Mfg. Co. 81-6) Fulton St New York. ely by: fGr f, _ = given by : rattle te Mich. 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