Judge, 1903-01-17 · page 15 of 16
Judge — January 17, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not editorial satire. The main content consists of product ads for various patent medicines and consumer goods typical of this era (circa 1900s). The largest item is a poem titled "The Reason Why I Sulphume"—a **nostalgic jingle advertising Sulphume**, a patent medicine claimed to cure dandruff and skin disease. The poem depicts a poor laborer longing to return home to the South, with "tatters" and "patches"—presumably the skin conditions Sulphume treats. Below appear ads for **The Ball Check** (a gas burner efficiency device), **Martell's Three Star Brandy**, and **Sohmer Pianos**. The only clear cartoon is a small dialogue captioned "In Danger of Losing It," showing two men discussing property deterioration—likely promoting financial caution or investment. The page lacks the satirical punch typical of *Judge* magazine's editorial content; it's essentially a commercial space.
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une, sore are te Ute red spots you hat THE REASON WHY! SULPHUME jsachemical solution of Pure Sulphur, and when taken internally and applied asa lotion will cure dandruff or any skin disease ; it is also a great hair invigorator, Price $1. SULPHUME SOAP stops itching and all skin irritations, eftens and whitens the skin, and has no equal for the toilet or bath. Prices: Perfumed Soap, 25¢ a cake ; Unperfumed, 15¢ a cake. Will mail ial cake upon receipt of price. SULPHUME SHAVING SOAP is the perfection of soaps for shaving. his a perfect antiseptic, prevents nsh breaking out, cures and prevents all contagious skin diseases, gives a creamy lather and is soothing to the skin, SULPHUME LITTLE LIVER PILLS xt directly on the liver, kidneys and towels, but do not gripe or nauseate. Price, 250, SULPHUME BOOK va care of the skin free. WU cay, Be sure this signa- OOF surg ix: con each jackage of Sulphume Preparations, uiberwise it is not genuine. Your druggist can procure Sul- yhume Preparations from his jobber, ¥ithout extra charge to you, SULPHUME CHEMICAL CO., Broadway, New York. | n Sons & Co., Montreal, going to make ¢ house i$ freezing cold now." it. I'm going hot over it-as [ "Chicago New wil yer | any vartet THIS SHOULD BECOME POPULAR. | ‘There's a cottage by the roadside where the weeping willows weep There's a garden full of turnips and a pasture full of sheep, And. close beside | __smiling girl I's | She's the idol of my fancy, and waiting there for me the ‘window pane a she’s | | Oh, the world it is no place For to travel on one’s fai ‘The sheep and I are sim I would gladly journ If T only owned a ha To my home up north down south out west back cast. jy fleeced. k There are tatters on patches on my nce I had crusts of bread for dinner and an my elbow and orange-pe And, oh! my spirit_y y starved To see once more off Michigan and longs as | Oh, my dear old na Shall [ ever eat aj “Tis a puzzler how I ever came to roam, And I wish that | might be In my Georgia Tenne: Minnesota Mississippi. Jer: —wN This new device for increasing the efficiency of gas burners is so simple that a child can operate it easily and in- telligently. THE BALL CHECK spreads and diffases the gas at its in ressare, mixing i thoroughly. with the Tite secires the most brleant light trom less than the eal supply. ol making B fit your pres Cwrcx Lights up to tantle from 2 t06 inches in id mantle barmers as good as sci and short Bunsen tube to nt burner, 25 cents, of a BALL immer, complete with mantle, 75 At any good store of of us direct, rostage prepaid, ‘on one of your burn- es n pat a BALL Cutecx on each of your burners and check your seas ball, Fxut illustrated booklet. Ball Check Light Co., 18 Park Place, New York. pt P “A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.’ —Medicat Press (London), Aug, 1899. MARTELL’S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS and RESTAURANTS. ‘Yon ean te treated at home under joa eure takin mercryefoude peta Sage acti ne, re, Paten Ale treat Fanglets Co hota Ulcers the body, Tinie or Eyebrows fallin out, write | COOK REMEDY CO.| le, Chicago, M1, for proofs of ures. jon page book f “Industry—The right hand of fortune, the grave of care and the cradle of content.” A pure rye, years old, aged Green Label, ATALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS IN DANGER OF LOSING IT. . there! Where are you going ?”* Not far. that your property is running down hill.”” I merely wish to impress the fact on your mind ANTI-TRUST = GRADE SOHMER | PIANOS Sohmer Buile LIST OF | 5th Ave. cor THE “SOHMER” H THE HIGHEST PIANOS ny st. PRESS OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING CO., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. GOOD INCOMES MADE By sell i cor i BEST and MOST ECONOMICAL ‘The Great American Tea Co. BI Veeey st c New Vork PO! Box 280, comicbooks.com