Judge, 1903-01-17 · page 14 of 16
Judge — January 17, 1903 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page contains several distinct satirical pieces: **Main Cartoon (center):** "In Danger" depicts a waiter warning a diner about ordering oyster cocktails, cautioning against "intoxicating liquors." This satirizes Prohibition-era anxieties and the absurdity of legal restrictions on alcohol. **Adam and Eve Commentary (top):** References the biblical expulsion and sardonically connects it to contemporary geopolitical tensions—specifically mentioning England, Germany, and the Monroe Doctrine. The joke suggests human conflicts over territorial ambitions are as old as mankind itself, with the satirist implying these nations' imperial rivalries parallel Adam and Eve's original transgression. **Miscellaneous Jokes:** Include wordplay about doctors recommending "small ones" (pies), a man grateful someone photographed him (so he could appreciate his enemy), and teacher-student exchanges about drinking habits. The page is largely **advertising**—promoting rye whiskey, soap, railroads to Florida resorts, and asparagus—typical of Judge's commercial model. The satire reflects early 20th-century concerns: imperialism, Prohibition, and class leisure culture.
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