Judge, 1903-01-03 · page 14 of 16
Judge — January 3, 1903 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, typical of early 20th-century magazines. The substantive editorial content consists of three brief humor pieces: 1. **"All She Wanted"** (top): A sentimental joke from the *Chicago Record-Herald*. A man offers a woman "all you era[?]" (likely "all you crave"), but she asks only for "the lock of hair / Your other wife gave you"—a joke about infidelity and a wife's bitter knowledge of her husband's affair. 2. **"New Dining Cars"** (middle): A brief joke about the Lehigh Valley railroad's new dining cars, contrasting "To be fixed for life" (desirable marriage) with being "fixed for death" (an insurance policy serving both purposes). 3. **Domestic humor** (right side): A daughter notes her father didn't take the newspaper to the office, implying he's embarrassed by articles about women's independence. The remaining content consists of period advertisements for whiskey, bitters, cigarettes, books, and patent medicines—standard Judge fare with no particular political satire evident on this page.
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