Judge, 1903-01-03 · page 13 of 16
Judge — January 3, 1903 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The dominant content consists of commercial advertisements from early 1900s. The one cartoon present is a brief two-panel joke about "Miss Phonograph." The humor plays on the newly invented phonograph's ability to reproduce sound: a woman's scandalous conduct is compared to the machine's indiscriminate reproduction of whatever is recorded. The joke is that while her *actions* may not be inherently wrong, her *talk about them* spreads widely—like a phonograph broadcasting everything it captures. It's a mild commentary on gossip and modern technology's amplification of social chatter. The rest of the page features period advertisements for Sulphume (a patent medicine for skin conditions), Harper Rye whiskey, insurance policies, and other commercial products typical of the era.
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Covtar-sutron—" There goes Miss Phonograph. Her conduct is scandalous—don't you think so ?"" Swioe-sutron—" No, not exactly; but her actions tainly do make a lot of talk.” Impure Blood, Pimples, Tetter, Eezemaand Acne are permanently cured by SULPHUME Price, $1.00, express paid SULPHUME is pure sulphur in liquid form—a new chemical discovery. Sulphur heretofore was considered insoluble. Sulphume when taken internally, and applied as a lotion, will cure any skin disease. can be taken at home, having all the advantages (and SULPHUME BATHS | jiore) of the most famous Sulphur Springs. One bottle of Sulphume makes ten strong sulphur baths. is the only soap in the world made with liquefied sulphur. SULPHUME SOAP J thot is why it is a Genuine Sulphur Soap. It stops itching and all'skin irritations, softens and whitens the skin, and has no equal for the toilet or bath.” Prices: Perfumed soap, 25c. a cake; Unperfumed, 15c. a cake. Will mail trial cake upon receipt of price. is the perfection of soaps for shaving. Itisa SULPHUME SHAVING SOAP | perfect antiseptic, prevents rash. breaking out. cures and prevents all contagious skin diseases, gives a creamy lather and is soothing tothe skin, SULPHUME LITTLE LIVER PILLS act directly on the liver, kidneys and bowels, but do not gripe or nauseate. Price, asc. ’ SULPHUME BOOK FREE—In it you will find solid facts about the care of the skin and ood. Be sure this signature 7722r4~*9~ is on each package of Sulphume Preparations, otherwise it is not genuine. Your druggist can procure Sulphume Preparations from his jobber, without extra charge to you, SULPHUME CHEMICAL CO., Suite 106, 337 Broadway, New York LYMAN, SONS & CO, Montreal, Canadian A, “On Every Tongue.” Scientifically distilled: naturally aged: absolutely pure. Best and safest for all u BERNHEIM BROS., Distillers, - - (Louisville, Ky. 'EASY MONEY 1 Address Chas, Johneom, P. oP! ‘and Liquor Habit Cured witn- HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE 28 Inlewcker Street ieekinan Street, New York. aoe waeeseae =f 60. Devel? Lebanon, Obie. | You will get more prom by mentionteg Jooce when answering of (bay Pe) = y i—\ HENRY BLHYDE FOUNDER RESOLUTION 2) for 1903 would be to save some- © thing from your incom... we | An Equitable Lncowment policy will | not only help you to save something during 1903, but will help you to save during every year for 15 or 20 years — and will assure your life in addition. : A resolution of this kind will not benefit you-or your family—unless itis carried out. Ifitzs acted upon, the money \\ you might waste will be saved. 5) 0 If you would like to accustom yourself to VA saving something each year, fill out coupon below| Z> acanctes in every State for men of character to act as repreentntivens Apply to Gngete, Tarbell; td Vice-Pres)