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GOLD SEAL. AMERICA’S BEST CHAMPAGNE. “Special Day." “Baur.” | “ isymade by the French process. from Geicet grate grows oat own vineyards, excels any | cthes “Asteran “ne Sod cauals any imported. “GOLD SEAL" may be fastidious connoisseur without | fear of criticism or comparison | with any imported champagne. | Why pay twice as mich for Teadiog clubs and cafes. SARAM Bexxwaror says: 1 fod the, Urbana “Wine Co's perior to many Frend Pagoes. It surprises me that Such a fine wine can be pro- ‘America. | Urbana Wine Co. Sole Maker. sas $3.15 Asal $5.00 Express Chaigns ree _ Satlatacton ot 1472 Genesee St. “The Leviberg Cigar Com ny, of 43 Fulton street, New York, <7, $ ote as ecards Tbiiy and eal of coda. "Jac, Leberg, the. gra in cigar company, i 43 the pablic wi that fll the amok iit pleasant dreams oat are ever of the pipe variety. His Havana cigars are Ge boeee Gutey. Set ies eet d peitee a & ‘Araby-the-blest ch the ball shell.» ‘The truth of this stent is pro the eighteen Crear Company ral nsckel plated ives, Rourishes and itch are always ofthe high cat faey eraclulyacknow tad eppiecaure magharn, Sith greet body would iialy’ include the Sultan "of Turkey, if that festive Autocrat lived aod had his beiog in the region of 44 Fulton street, New Vork city. Mr. Leviterg i the Poobbah of thin coempany, anh. Ha present, secre: ‘and treasurer, managing director and sa 1D no wonder that he Lnowe the basmess from filer (0 wrapper so thoroughly that his store fsa sort of wayside Shrine for all sorts and conditions of smokers. The Leviterg: Cigar Company fs also nothing less than a trust unto itself, as docs business for the good of ies patrons, and is an enemy of all rusts that do Bot ‘by all. discriminati MR. SATAN’S WAYS. Satan got de ways dat fool— Ring in fum de steeple!— Dar's one devil in de mule, Nuther in de people! Watch out, believers, Look behin'—befo'! Wien you see ‘im comin’, Chillun, bar de do’! W'en you in de meetin'-house, Fer de sarmont waitin’, Spick en span, en book in han’, Here come Kunnel Satan! Watch out, believers, Look behin'—befo"! W'en you see ‘im comin’, Lock en bolt de do’! He sing de benediction song ‘Wid all de saints in clover, ride de lightnin’ laik a hoss, En knock de steeple over! Watch out, believers, Look behin'—befo'! Ever’ day he on de way; Better bar de do’! —Atlanta Constitution. “But,” inquired the bright and good- looking young woman, “haven't you any pursuit that you follow for the simple love of it in the hours when you are not at your office?” The great and powerful organizer of trusts stood for a moment abashed by the simple candor of a young girl. Then a ray of inspiration swept over his coun- ind he answered, bam: | Sam: “ GOOD ADVICE. Laugh your troubles all away— Hi Don't be sad, but aivays gay— Think of cee aay joke; Laugh until you almost chok And your sides feel like they're broke— ja! hal Take a lesson from the clown— ‘ Hal hat ut out every sigh and frown— Hal ha! There's no sense in dread or fear; A grin is better than a tear: Get what's coming to you here— Ha! ha! —Baltimore tie “Do you think it, is polite,” said the | foolish Stranger in Crimson Gulch, “for a man to sit in his shirt-sleeves and play cards all American, answered Three - Finger nd maybe it'll be for your own good to remind you that the fewer sleeves a man has on when he plays cards around here the less liable he is to fall under sus- picion."—Washington Star. “Soldiers of France," exclaimed Na- poleon, “from yonder pyramids forty centuries look down upon you!” Forty cents!" exclaimed a soldier who was hard of hearing. “Well, we'll make them look like thirty cents before we're through!” Whereupon the battle thickened, and | the man of destiny dined that night on French Cheops."—New York Tribune, = Pears’ soap does nothing but cleanse, it has no medical properties; for the color of health and health itself use Pears’, Give it time. Sold all over the world. “Mr. Jones.” began old Skinflint, the boss, as he cleared his throat. ‘you have been in my employ just twenty years to-day, have proven a good and faithful servant. I propose to make you substantial recognition of your fidelity, Here is a picture of myself as a present.” “Thanks. It's just like you.” mut- tered Jones as he accepted the valuable gift Baltimore American. Father—" Johnny, I see your little brother has the smaller apple. Did give him his choice, as I suggested? Fohnny—" Yes, father: [ told him he could have his choice—the little one or none—and he took the little one.”— Chums, —_ Tess—" Mr. Slokoche is just too hate- ful. He tried to kiss me last night and "— Jess—" Gracious! What did you do?” Tess—"I cried, “Don’t! Stop!" and the slow thing didn’t take the hint, but * SHAVING SOAP WILLIAM “BUILT UP HIS TRADE.” “As a barber of many years’ experience, I have used all kinds of Shaving Soaps—the cheap as well as the high priced—and have never found any soap to compare with Williams’, for it is as near perfection as can be made. The lather is not full of air bubbles, but is rich, heavy and creamy, and I have found from actual test that there are from fifteen to twenty more shaves in a cake of ‘Williams’ Soap than in any other soap. Williams’ Soap has done more to build up and hold my trade than any other toilet article which has ever been used in my shop. I feel it my duty to tell all barbers that Williams’ is the only soap that will please all classes of customers.” T. H. TEDRICK, Wintersctt, Ohio. ‘Williams’ Shaving Scaps are used by all first-class barbers and are for sale all over the world. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. Parts, Dresden, Svaney. Fuwe-Buoooen Cattle, Sheep, Hogs, Ra Romes. tem Teacker— You say that heat expands Depetes is and cold contracts most, substances. —_? N:P: Bovar & Co., Coatesvile, Pa. | Give an iflustfation, please.” uf agar pupil "We have the longest “so the merry-go-round was not a|da¥$ in summer and the shortest in win- success in the wild and woolly West?" | tef"’—Boston Transcript. “Well, not so’s you could notice it. ‘Inem_howlin’ bronco-busters couldn't help gittin’ excited an’ shootin’ the organ If 6° discords."—Baltimore News. “ Now yo! jess take s'posin’ er tubkey.” said Charcoal Eph, in a mood for conun- drums, "‘an’ er coon, an’ dey ain’ no pad- “A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” Medical Press (London\, Ang 1899. ‘MARTELL’S THREE STAR BRANDY lock on de doah, an’ hit’s er dahk night; ‘what's de answer, Mistah Jackson?"'— Baltimore News. stopped.""—Philadelphia Press. 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