Judge — November 22, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The Manchester Guardian tells a story of the weather. The scene was a Strand omnibus. A leaden sky was overhead, the rain poured down uncompromising- ly, mud was under foot. A red-capped Parsee, who was sitting near the drip- ing driver, got down as the conductor me Up. What sort o' chap is that?” asked the driver. “Don’t yer know that?” answered the conductor. “Why, that’s one o° them} Indians what worships the sun id the shivering ‘e's come over ‘ere Suppo: to ‘ave a rest.” A health giver and a health preserver : Ab- bott’s, the Original Angostura Bitters. At} druggists’. | Snuffer—" What you want to do for your cold is to take quinine.” Sniffer—"I'm sorry, old man, but there are one hundred and forty-seven s.""—Ohio State Four- “He's quite a star as an after-dinner | speaker, isn’t he?” “Star? He's a regular moon becomes brighter the fuller he ge Philadelphia’ Press | He Customer (emerging from bargain-coun ter crush)—"Help! "My leg is broken Floor-walker—-" You” will find the| crutch department, sir, on the fourth floor in the rear.""—Tit-Bits | — | fy son,” said the old lady proudly: A SONG OF THE FAIR. Cromwell's opponents had been casting | Helen's lips are mute to-day, derision on the Roundheads. | placing a banana-skin on the pavement?” Cleopatra, where is she? ‘ou can't ever play football,” they| _ Broadbent—"Oh, yes; he tumbled, all Sappho 's gone the old, old way. sneered right.” —Indianapolis News. trarch's Laura's dead, ah me! |“ Well," replied the great sodlier, “we They are dust, those beauties all, may not have a scrub cleven, but we can But I hear a maiden call | sweep the country Who is thrice as fair, I trow, | Subsequent events convinced even the As those belles of long ago ing that they had a strong interference w York Dido ne‘er can smile again. | a success in politics?” lev Brady—" Did old Fog sec the joke in “What makes you think he would be “He can say more things that sound Mand mean nothing than any man I er knew.” —Chrcago Post. Beatrice is gone for ave: All those loves of ancient men Have become but common clay! What care 1? Upon my knees Sits a little maid, and she's Fairer than they were, | trow— Iam but her daddy, though. Tt would be idle to attempt to prove the pop- ularity of the Sohmer Piano. y child in | the United Statds and Canada Sohmer. Ambitious wif down forever have a voice in the manage public affairs of this counti Brutal husband—" For heaven's sake. Belinda, don't say that! Be satisfied if you get the right to vote “—Ciicago Tribune. i of | sanitary THROUGH AND THROUGH A LIFE-SAVER Lifebuoy is not a transparent soap but a , antiseptic, disinfectant soap which Evans Ale The reform in the ale industry dates from the time Evans began BOTTLING at the brewery. All Restaurants and De C,H, EVANS & SONS. Rot Brewery You can | ay plan—easy, ac- commodating, satisfying, sure. tails free. Increase your estate at once ! do this on the slow: ” surgeon of great ability. Why. | when there was a railroad wreck down | here a little while ago he saved the life of a man that was fatally injured.” — Washington Times The Wonderful American 4 is strikingly illustrated by Get de-| No importunity. MUTUAL LIFE, 5 Chestnut St., Pi iladelphia. RUBBER ‘Write for confidential price-list of rubber goods for | 17 men and women, sent Iree in plain sealed envelope. de: RUBBER SPECIALTY CO., Box 421, Atlanta, Ga A Dainty Sip is CHARTREUSE GREEN AND YELLOW— AND A PITTING PINALE TO THE BEST OF DINNERS. IT DELIGHTS AND ENRICRES SOCIAL HOSPITALITY Al firatclase Wine Merchants Grocers Tlotala Cafes. Matjer & Co., 45 Hroadway, New York, N-Yuy Sole Agents for United States. Mrs. Sharpe ey call the bell-boy the hotel Buttons, | believe. 1 won- t why.” Probably because you need him most. MARTELL’S “A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” | Medical Press (London\,’ Aug, 1899. THREE STAR purifies while it cleanses. Lifebuoy Soap has life-saving qualities, and can be used like any other soap throughout the household, thereby ensuring a clean and healthy home. Leaves an atmosphere of health. 18 ©GOO®o 8 At dealers, five cents; or by mail, two cakes for ten cents LEVER BROTHERS LIMITED, NEW YORK OFFICES A man is sometimes known by the things he leaves undone.—Philadelphia Record. MENNEN’S BORATED TALCUM TOILET POWDER STEGERTS ANGOSTURA BITTERS A 1 Bande, ‘here, er malted forsscents, Sample Pree. | GERNARD MENNEN CO., Newark, N. J. THE “SOHMER’’ HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS INRIVALLED appetiziog toate and mach corrective. A few dashes The genulee is made ooly by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert 6 Sons. Staves ant MYR p SSD ntepy nt SOU Ef —-!8OM EAND! PIANOS Sohmer Building, Bth Ave., cor 22d Bt. BRANDY AT ALL BARS and RESTAURANTS. gucurace 1. W. WUPPERMANN, Sole Agent NEW YORK. comicbooks.com