Judge, 1902-11-01 · page 11 of 16
Judge — November 1, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with several small comic vignettes scattered between ads. The visible cartoons are brief, genteel humor typical of the era: 1. **"Financier to tenant"**: A wealthy man complains to a hunting guide that he paid for stags but can't shoot them—he needs the venison promised to guests. The joke mocks urban financiers' expectation that money solves everything, even nature. 2. **Various short jokes** about relationships (wives seeming less pensive after marriage), children's clumsiness, and social observations about vacation and exercise—safe, family-magazine material. The page is dominated by period **advertisements**: Evans Ale, Arnold Constable carpets, Sohmer pianos, Prudential Insurance, Chartreuse liqueur, and Club Cocktails. These ads reflect turn-of-the-century upper-middle-class consumer culture. No specific political figures or events are referenced. The humor is domestic and social rather than satirical.
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| Financier (to tenant of our forest, after a week's unsuccessful. stalking) —" Now, look here, my man. I bought and: paid for ten stags. If the brutes can’t be’ shot, you'll have to trap them! I've promised the venison, and I mean to have it!"— Punch Pure blood, bright eyes, bounding step, high spirits, good’ health—synonymous with Ab- bott’s, the Original Angostura Bitters, intelli- gently used, Test it. Grace—" She was struck dumb when she w me in my latest Parisian cre: How do you know that?” “Because ‘she couldn't stop talking about it Yonkers Herald. “There are jest two things I like about | a vacation.” remarked Uncle Jerry Peed! the goin’ away an’ the gettin’ back.""—Chicago Tribune A boy usually knocks over five things in passing through a room, and if he is particularly careful, and tries not to, he mocks over ten.—Atchison Globe DON’T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT JUST TRY A BOTTLE OF Evans YOU'LL KNOW THEN WHAT GOOD ALE REALLY JS. ANY PLACE. ANYWHERE. a4 eee, Carpets. Lowell Brussels Carpets, Bigelow Axminster Carpets, New and specially prepared designs. Oriental. Rugs for Libraries, Dining Rooms and Halls, Designed specially for our Fall trade. Upholstery. Curtain Materials, Tapestries, Furniture Co ings, Shades, Beds and Bedding. Lace Curtains Estimates for Furnishings NEW YORK. THE “SOHMER”? HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Sth Ave., cor 22d St. guste Fa Uncle George—" Look at the bee, who) Visiting relative—"For the land's; ‘She's not as pensive as she was before improves each shining hour.” e, Caroline, can't you afford a good | you married her.” hrijtless nepheu—' That's all the | hired girl?” "No; she’s expensive now. bee 's good for. If it amounted toany-| Mrs. Highmore—"Afford it, Aunt apolis News. thing it would improve some of the cloudy | | Rachel? We can afford to hire an angel! eT hours. The shining hours don't need | All we want is the opportunity." —Chi- improving.” —Boston Transcript. |cago Tribune, After the honeymoon a woman never looks entirely satisfied with her husband — | again, except, when, he gets his salary “How do you like the music, Mr. Jud- | raised —Aichison Globe. Whar dat fiddler gone?— | kins?” said Miss Parsons Said I wouldn't dance no mo’, I'm sry: but I have no ear for) Put some white sand on de flo— | | | 'But—winter comin’ on! music," he answered. | One kind of hypocrite is the man who -Atlanta Constitution. “No,” put in Mr. Jasper. “He uses his | after thanking the Lord for his dinner for a pen-rack.” Christian Regis- | proceeds to find fault with the cook.— Chicago News ter The Sohmer Piano is the prime favorite for | “ | artists for both concert and private use. | Vagesby—"Do you know the Golds- bys Wagesby—" Do I know them! Didn't] | our hired girl work for them a year just before Soming to our house?"’—Los Angeles Heral How would you define “exercise, inguished from ‘work’ ked the teacher answered Johnny, to do, and work is to do."—Chicago Tribune. HAS THE STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR Going Into Business ‘A man immediately takes steps to protect his investments, You are the invested capital for your family. Protect them by Life Insurance in The Prudential | Insurance Company of America JOHN F. DRYDEN President IN POLITE SOCIETY IT Is THE §& CUSTOM TO TAKE A GLASS OF Chartreuse —GREEN OR YELLOW— HOME OFFICE: NEWARK, N. J. Werte for Ifermation, Dept. N AS A FITTING FINALE TO A GOOD DINNER. THIS CELEBRATED LIQUEUR HAS BEEN MADE FOR THREE HUNDRED YEARS BY P THE MONKS OF LA GRANDE CHARTREUSE, GRENOBLE, FRANCE. Atrst-classWine Merchants,Grocers Hotel,Cafts Disjer & Co. 45 Broadway, New York, N.Y, ‘Sole Agents f | BRRAAARARAARARAR $20.00 for 10 Ce Cents we pay $20.00 "course Physical Ge ture (without apparatus) when part of your body t for roc. in stamps oF Physical Culture 122 Fifth Avenue, New York ‘ YOU just as well Pour over lumps of ice, strain and serve SEVEN KINDS BEWARE OF IMITATIONS | G. F. HEUBLEIN @ BRO. HARTFORD NEW YORK LONDON HEAL INOTITETES = Tie BEE care 20th CENTURY LIMITED—20-Hou Train to ae York Central and Lake Shore, comicbooks.com