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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains multiple product advertisements (Londonderry Lithia Water, Harper Rye whiskey, Bicycle Playing Cards, Vin Mariani wine, Santal capsules) alongside a substantial "LEARN TO EARN" recruitment ad by Samuel Knopf, who offers advertising and business instruction courses. The only cartoon-like content appears to be a small illustrated anecdote about Washington trekking to Harlem and establishing headquarters, joking about renaming battles (Harlem Flats/Harlem Heights). This is a **mild historical pun** referencing the actual Revolutionary War Battle of Harlem Heights, using the premise of Washington's movements to make wordplay about geographic names. The page also includes brief dialogue snippets (Mrs. Gabbie/Bissy) that appear to be **society humor** about marriage ages—typical light domestic comedy of the era. Overall: a commercial page with minimal satirical content.

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Jondonderry LITHIA WATER insures a clear head, a bright eye and a good digestion. Athletes ac- cordingly enjoy and com- mend it. “On Every Tongue.” Scientifically a illed: nai BERNHEIM BROS., Distillers, rally aged: absolutely pure. t and safest for all uses. |. Good. Cards. When you play with Bicycle Playing Cards you hold Popular price. Sold by dealers. 2 backs, Order by name of back. Design shown is ‘Rider’ back. The U. S. Playing Card Co. Dept. Cincinnati, U.S. A. [Louisville, Xy. Washington had just trekked to Har- lem and establish “Confound it!” he growled. “Those British people below are going to make tising “ school.” AM NOT a“ professor" in a “college” of advertising, nor even a teacher in an adver- 1 am an experienced business man, who has in the past twenty-two {28 syeated business amounting to millions of dollirs ina varety of great industries, have done this sometimes by giving my clients good business counsel —sometimes by judicious advertising —more frequent! placing the advertising for, and acting as business 1am now planning, *ixz ly by bot counsel to a number of the largest manufacturing and retail concerns, whose total sales an- nually amount to nearly $$0,000,000.00. Thave taught some of the ablest advertising men much of what they know ofthe art to-day, nd have secured many ther present postions ‘The lowest salaried man in the number is with a leading firm in Providence and earns $3,000 perannum—another earns $8,000 of the largest Western cities. @ yeae in one of the big department stores in Lam now teaching a number of men and women my zit of advertising and business management. I can add a limited number of students—not many—as every student or client receives my personal attention. work—answer every letter I write out every lesso1 myself, review ‘and correct the lly—therefore | must limit the number of my student- Rnowledge clien‘ele. But, from no other man or “school” or“ college” can you get the that I can impart to you in a comparatively short time. My terms are $50 for a complete course of instruction by mail, at your home, or at my own place; you will learn as quickly and thoroughly either way--1 guarantee that. It may take:you only three months, or a year, before you are a finished scholar—I will continue to teach you as long as you are wil-ing to learn—and, you'll enjoy every minute of it. me $15 and the names of two parties of whom I can Inquire as to your character and reliability, with plication: the bal a tophesiget Be batons Wend ot third i tm Gv hie ais Bist as. ve Mer. os eeBiocn’ Cons Wholesale T Bioc ‘Wholesale J. L. Hudson Co., Dept. Store... Blumenthal Bros. & Co., Cle thi ‘The Thompson Co. Clothiars- The Menhttan Shuto ‘Write for Booklet G, '¢ you pay as follows: $10 at end of rd month. I reter by permission to the followt I can give you the names of hun‘reds of others on application. NOTR—Decause ofthe United sumber of stuclent-<cleats 1 wtsh to tke on, reserve the right to reject any application. SAMUEL KNOPF, "sroimndisc first month; $: ‘Of second month: 65 East Ninth Street, New York: his headquarters. me move.again. You think this was the battle of Harlem flats.” Hereupon he wearily took new’ headquarters farther north and decided to change the name to the battle of Harl¢m heights. Mrs.” Gabbie—"Mrs.| Kraft has been married ten | rears, i'm sure. I wonder} ow cid she was when she married.” Mrs. Bissy—"1 tried to find that out the other day. e say? Mrs. B at what she was mar- ried and she said, ‘At the rsonage.""—Philadel phia Press. Tess—" He used to take me to the theatre every! other evening or so, but one | per ting in the parlor, I foolish- | Sold by all drogrtsts Marrani & Co., 52 W. asth St., New York, Princes, Cardinals, Archbishops, and of ‘ Ne | personag: evening, when we were sit- | ¥nte for x | Strengthens System \\ | Body | Brain and Nerves VIN oe MARIANI (MARIANI WINE) No oer preparation has gverrctve so many val Mrs. Gabbie—" What did | lnmocs Marian Wine," Agrecabl ie as the world: Wine: "Agreeable and lasting. y—"' I asked her | Before Mas APPETIZER Atte Meals DIGESTIVE _ At All Times TONIC Refuse anbstltates lish a some book of indorsements of Bmperors, Express, rer distinguished ges. It is sent gratis and postpaid to all who ly allowed him to kiss me."" Jess—" What has that to| ; do with the theatre?” i in_the parlor Philadelphia | “T told the boss that [ would like an increase in my salary,” said the clerk at the neckwear counter to the floor- Well, now he | at the “What did he say?” “He said that everybod: Pitsburg Chronicle-Telegraph would.”"— jan—"If you ex-| pect to be the candidate | why! don't you come out with a platform of your principles?” Intending candidate— “How can I until I know what kind of principles the le want? Only let me| ow what they are hank- ering fpr and I'll give it to them quick enough."—Bos- ton Transcript. “Why did you decide upon such a sudden mar- riage?" “Well, you see, Arthur| got one’ of those’ French automobiles, and I got to| thinking that a husband in the harness might be worth a good deal more than a lover in the wreck.” —Chi- cago Kecobd-Herald. | “Do you still read Brown- i joston ?"” 7Oh, dear, no. We all ledmmed_him by heart long) ago, We merely discuss him _now."—Chicago Rec- ord-Herald. 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