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This page is primarily **advertising** rather than editorial content. The main items are product advertisements interspersed with brief humorous anecdotes and one cartoon. The single cartoon depicts two men at a fence labeled "BEWARE OF DOG"—one eager to enter ("I'm goin' right in dere"), the other cautious, suggesting the dog may not match the warning sign's implication. The humor relies on the gap between expectation and reality. The anecdotes are brief observations on contemporary life: singers who now smile instead of sing encores; the irony of a convict crediting a patent alarm for his imprisonment; a Chicagoan's dismissive attitude toward Venice's thousand-year-old Campanile. The advertisements promote patent medicines (Abbott's Bitters, Santal Capsules), whiskeys (Wilson, Pearl Wedding Rye), rice products, and cocoa—typical early-20th-century consumer goods marketed with health claims now recognized as dubious. The page reflects Judge's format: lightweight satire mixed with commercial content targeting middle-class readers.

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Coffee or Tea and wonder what ails them. drinking Why not get the Best - ef Costs no more than others and your grocer sells it. _ Dott ktyoar children acquire the coffee habit. It is only in the controversies that follow that the pen is mightier than was the sword.—Boston Transcript. Stngleton—"The woman 1 marry must be an ideal housek Wederly (with a sigh)—"Take my tip, old man, and freeze on to a practical one."—Chicago News. “The singer has made great strides in rofession, hasn't she es, indeed. Formerly, when she received an encore, she sang; now she usually smiles."—Town and Country. Digestion’s greatest aid—Abbott’s, the Orig- inal Angostura Bitters. A ‘‘nip" before and after every meal gives appetite and helps di- gestion.—Abbott’s. the Mrs. Gabbil—"'So you think women always tell everything they know, but, let me tell you, some of us don’t tell any more than we want to.” Mr. Gabbil— Well, and what's the difference?" —Philadelphia Press “This talk about inventions bein’ in- jurious to labor is all nonsense,” said Convict No. 151. “Why so?" asked the guard. “Because it is. A patent bu alarm wuz the cause o’ me gittin’ lar | years at hard labor."—Indianapolis Sun Diamonds are worth three hundred million dollars a ton. Remember this and etl pod a cent more. —Philadel- | phia Reci For KIDNEY TROUBLES and CATARRH of the BLADDER: SANTAL ‘SUPERIOR TO CAPSULES "So," said the Chicago man, as he looked at the ruins of the Campanile," that thing stood there for over a thousand years, did it?” “Yes,” replied the Venetian, brushing away a tear or two; “it breaka my heart thata it forever is——" “Pshaw, Pietro! don’t mind. ‘Why, if we'd had the blamed old thing in out town we'd of tore it down long ago and put up a building with elevators and things that would make it worth while talkin’ about."—Chicago Record-Herald. — “How nice it would be," mused the merchant, “if my clerks would take as much interest in my business as they do in everybody else’s.""—Indianapolis Sun. Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That's All! ‘THR WILSON DISTILLING CO, Baltimore, Ma. POSSIBLY ANOTHER. But Tramrer—"'l'm goin’ right in dere. 1 don't beware uv no sech meek-lookin’ animal as dat.” Cautious Conny—"* Hol’ on, Bill] Maybe he ain't de animal dat sign refers to."* PEARL WEDDING RYE (EXTRA SPECIAL) Reliable and uniform in quality. Its reputation for purity and ex- cellence will always be sustained. IT IS TEN YEARS OLD,. being thoroughly matured before it is bottled and placed on the market. EAT COOK'S Br Skey RICE DON'T COOK. 1. Pour the dry flakes from the pack- age into a colander. 2. Put a liberal amount of salt into a little boiling water. 3+ Pour the boiling rice, through the salted water on the colander. 4 Drain, shake slightly, and turn out a ce aah serve with SEND ONE COUPON MND 10 CTS, Sst B=" FOR OUR DOL. «= Sat PUBLISHERS, PRINTERS AND ar That is all rice is perfectly FOR BABY TOO. NEW BORN INFANTS—One cup of Cook's Flaked Rice, one quart water, boil ten minutes, add a pint of milk, pinch of salt, and a very little sugar, and strain. THREE MONTHS OLD CHILD— Use double the quantity of Coats Pact Rx BOOKS FLAKED RICE CO, ae oat 1 Union Square, New York. Desiring paper of superior excellence and uniformity can secure it of the makers of the papers used in LITHOGRAPHERS the various publications of THE sup Se PUBLISHING COMPANY. comicbooks.com