Judge, 1902-08-16 · page 12 of 16
Judge — August 16, 1902 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and light humor**, not political satire. The main elements include: **"The Old Swimming-Hole"** (top left): A nostalgic poem about boyhood swimming, contrasting carefree youth with adult longing. It's sentimental Americana, not satire. **Whiskey & Rye Ads** (right side): Multiple liquor advertisements for Wilson Whiskey, Harper Rye, and others—standard commercial content. **Comic Vignettes** (scattered): Brief joke exchanges about chocolate, marriage, fashion ("Shake Into Your Shoes"), and a "Coming Terror" about wireless telegrams damaging hot air balloons—typical light magazine humor with no political edge. **"Picture Fun"** (bottom): A Judge Company advertisement for a humorous magazine featuring facial photography. **Overall**: This is a **commercial/entertainment page** typical of early 20th-century American magazines—heavy on advertising with filler humor and nostalgia. There's no identifiable political cartoon or social critique present.
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THE OLD SWIMMING-HOLE. } We have bathed in the warm, clear waters where the Indian -healed his Established 1823. We have plunged in glee to the wave- tossed sea and have dived in the salty But memory cver takes us back, with longing in our soul To jump once more, as in days of yore, in ‘our boyhood's"swimming-hole! WHISKEY ‘Twas just below the high trestle, and a as the trains passed near We waved wild hands from the warm That's All! shore sands and gave them a lusty cheer. TRE WILSOS DISTILLING CO, Happy young rascals were we then faltimore, M14. playing a thoughtless role, For never a care could reach us there — at the dear old'swimming-hole! ATétigh Work To the combatants -in Field or Water Sports comes “com- plete exhaustion. Even crowds who look on are wearied. The big boys dived ‘from the trestle some ten feet high or sede While the young ones drop feet first, or hopped from the ol is spring- board on shore; And oh, the thrill of that moment, when | our first high dive was mad: From the trestle’s height, in the envious sight of the others who were afrai¢ How well we had noted the dang the spot where the barbed wi : The glass-strewn place, the jagged face of the rock where the big crabs stay; Over there is the sunken log, and here's where the blood-sucker lies; On the other bank where the weeds grow rank were the snakes and the | stinging flies Hunter Baltimore Ry from its purity, maturity, and quality will satisfy all needs. i But oh, we‘ would love these dangers | could we only meet them to-day! } Sol at If we could cheer when the trains passed | WM. LANA’ near and shout in the boyhood way'!| In spite of the great green ocean there's ‘a longing in our soul dive once more, as in days of ve in the dear oid swimming-hole! Colorado Springs Ga He must be put out of the way,’ paid the feudal king. But, your majesty,” protested the lord high executioner, “he is your first cousin.” “ Tonmy—"1 want some chocolate ~“Tknow; but I prefer to have him my drops.” yusin once removed.'"—Philadelphia| Shopman—*How much do you want, Kecord. | my. son?” | ‘ommy—"1 want enough; how | i BLANK BOOKS. A And in tc much “W that come to?"— hiladetphia FINDLER @ WIBEL, Street, New York. SHAKE INTO YOUR ‘SHOES | Sawa peer. It cures painful, smart | (growing nails, ‘and. instantly , j eerin con you at the sting, Sat of cor we aad Dunion A COMING TERROR. naughty little girl, you must have your | et, comort discovery of the age Fase’ eapliohat ? ; HN se ") i ie , | makes tight or new shoes feel eas} ane say! what's gone wrong? Why are you going | face washed. | When I was your, age, my | reat alow ani te | down here?” : iar * * | Stare 5 Sake Dy all dovaeate one’ sho 4 Santos 2001" Got a puncture, sir. One 0° them ‘ere | Oe eee eerare that's! what ehrnke jeer oT eaeh wales hae = | wireless telegrams, | expect, gone slap through my balloon.”” 4 it." Moonshine. (eve ; ty 3 Tas) ao a or Sn AiR TS oe | I Price, 25° ~ “On Every Tongue.” Scientifically distilled; naturally aged: absolutely pure. it and safest for all uses. BERNHEIM BROS., Distillers, - + Louisville, Ky. A New Humorous . Hg You cannot afford ff | : 7 Magazine from eat scisa 5 Nell—"The man she is going to marry the Judge” MD it’s an outand- is a most interesting talker. | } ADOLLARRATE BOOK FREE ( G Belle—" Oh, yes; but what a woman i i ™ TO ADVERTISERS. presses. . out mirth pro- wants in a husband is a good listener." — oe oe One Hundred and voker. Catholic Standard. ATE ri ered pastnaid. eawrely wisnost inthe sauyect ot edvertinn ‘Sts bound volume we have recent (entitled “Curreat Rates of Live ie Twenty-eight verre Your ysdeal Pages aes cst; [J |Greatest Joke of the Season pictorial and ‘ BB or send 2s cents em Rasterth Sess Apsnern aia 0 oeey otherwise. \ in coin or stamps. ih. |Ad. Novelty Co., 6771 South Chicago Ave Gactee ie Tis. zh i o o sed Ligon ma Habit cared wi i ‘oF Satention from JUDGE COMPANY, 110 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK CITY EASY MONET =: as | addres Chas. Johagon, F.0-8- 807, @ TOBEY, ADVERTISINC AGENTS 1X. W. Gor, Wabash Avense sud Rasdalph Street, ‘cuncace, 111, comicbooks.com