Judge, 1902-07-26 · page 11 of 16
Judge — July 26, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* magazine is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It features product advertisements (Packer's Tar Soap, Sohmer Pianos, Egyptian Deities cigarettes, Whitman's Chocolates, Martell's Brandy) interspersed with brief humor columns and jokes. The satirical content includes: - **Racial dialect humor** (opening piece with "Charcoal Eph"): Reflects the period's crude racial stereotyping common in early 20th-century American humor. - **Social commentary**: Brief quips about hypocrisy (wealthy donors raising rents), pretentious graduates, and matrimonial discord—typical light satire of the era. - **Legal notice**: An Angostura Bitters trademark injunction—genuine business news presented as content. The page reflects *Judge's* formula: mixing commercial advertising with accessible comedy for middle-class readers. Nothing here requires identifying specific political figures; the satire targets universal human follies rather than current events.
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Ah got no use fo! de man,” said| | ANGOSTURA BITTERS IMITATORS | Charcoal Eph, in one of his philosophical ENJOINED. |S tums, “dat donate er thousan’ dollahs| Upon the application of Dr. B. Siegert |is a ety long story, ain’e it?” | phia Record. de’ heathen fund ob de fashionable | Stnw the Ustted States Circa Court, Nevhe| “Nav,” replied the other; "yer kin do é aS i church wid one han’, an’ raise de rents | ern District of Ilinois, issued an injunction on |it easy in two messages.”"—Philadelphia | _ Brain and brawn benefited with a tonic which ai ement houses wid de udder, | June soth last against ie follus Mlerous Cordial | Press s digestion—Abbot’s, the Original Angostura he bettah begin “practicin’ {Say said the first messenger-boy; || The man who desires to keep up ‘Sra etoothed Sam, the Desert Demon,’ | the times wants to go slow.—Philadel- ee trot a i Sek “ | Co. of Ilinois, restraining them from using the —— Bitty are noted (Seite digenive pesperice: crawlin’ fro’ de eye ob er needle, Mistah | words * Angostura Bark Bitters," or the words ag | All demaaiats. Jackson!""—Baltimore News wAngosturs Bitters," oF any imitation of said | College idiot (indefinitely)—" It doesn’t | mara —— wus, on any bitters not manufactured by the | Necessarily, follow. | Fat party—" What! forty-five cents for = {Pahari . : re “| Kind friend—" What doesn’ Sohmer & Co.. the great piano-makers, fur. | omPlainants, Dr, J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. wa cs sir; fifteen cents a nish every variet e Record. College idiot—" Why, a dog—when you traanente square, ise decision of the United | Why, a mw aatramente quar UP | States Circuit Court, Northern District of Ili. | Whistle for it.""—Columbia Jester. | ‘Thalt success his been | BOIS, the Siegerts have exclusive right to the | | word * Angostura" in connection with bitters. The man who thinks he knows it all is happy for a time. For him the lights are brilliant and the bells are all achime— | But when the sad awaker ins comes this 1. life seems very rough, | 'And then he envies simple folk who| ¢, never made a bluff. Washington Star, Papa,” said the sweet girl graduate, asn't my commencement ‘gown a whooperino? I had the other girls No better Turkish Cigarette can be made the girl.” said papa sadly, graduating essay was ‘An appeal or high ‘ds of thought and ex- | pression.’ "—Chicago Tribune. s knocked senseless by r ears ago.” y in the corner: yer expeck ter git over it? When does —Tit-Bits, You've heard Packer’s Tar Soap is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been \ The Standard Egyptian Deities Cork Tips as well Salesman—" Here's the same book in a fine binding. It is half calf" Mrs. M orth—" Only half calf? % For the Hair and Skin, ...., | Mrs Munnigorth Only bat «al > WHITMAN’S ; What-is the matter with Bitts: trust. But I can afford Whole calf. 9 “Worrying over business affairs.” | "should feel ashamed to have a book in| Chocolates and cea didn’t know he had any business.” |the house that was not the real thing.” Always the Successtul eS Fs ————_—__—_———_| “That's it. He hasn’t.""—Indianap- for the Faterlor THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE }-lis News. = ra DevertmeatsC LIST OF THE HIGHEST 2 Whitman's GRADE PIANOS PIANOS Sohmer Building, Qty meron 5th Aves cor 224 St. in tireater New The Packer Mfg. Co., 81-83 Fulton St, New York. —Boston Transcript. knows that athletes cOo4 PANETELAS A delightfol smoke at amoderate price. Hand made. Best selected tobacco, Full size, 5 in. YOR SAMPLE BOX OF 50 Delivered Free. 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