Judge, 1902-07-19 · page 15 of 16
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This page contains several brief satirical pieces typical of Judge's humor: **Main Cartoon (top):** A boy tells his admirer he cannot become U.S. President because his older brother is already "presidenk of de ashmen's associashun" and the family won't allow two presidents. The satire mocks both the boy's malapropisms (suggesting lower-class speech) and the absurdity of treating a minor fraternal organization presidency as equivalent to the nation's highest office—poking fun at American aspiration and democratic ideals. **Three brief humorous anecdotes** in the middle discuss volcanic ash from Martinique, a train breakdown, and a native boasting about "killin' Canady thistles"—light travel and rural humor. **Lower section:** Primarily advertisements and a puzzle contest offering $250 for solving picture-riddles representing former Secretaries of the Navy. The page is predominantly advertising-driven rather than sustained political satire.
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| ‘Jest think, Johnny," said his ad- | mirer, “you'se got a chanct to be Presi- denk of de United States some day! Pa said all boys had. “No, Lain't,” replied Johnny gloomily, “Me big brudder’s presidenk of de ash- men’s associashun now, and dey, don't allow two presidenk ¢ fambly! Cincinnati Commercial-Tribsme. “Got a big story to-day,” said the marine reporter. $25 ROUND TRIP [fl ese | . The brig Albatross came into S| port from the South Atlantic, and she’s | ff 1ogisbest, Thean- the first one to come in in a month that | ter teiond tise tho re eed doesn't. report having had her decks |i edge off a day's sport, First-class Round-trip Tickets from Chicago to Denver, covered with volcanic ashes w | fi Colorado Springs and Pueblo on sale June 22 to 24, July 1 hundred miles from Martinique." —Balt- Tak to 13, August 1 to 14, August 23 and 24 and August 30 to more American. Facial Cr September 10, and only $31.50 on other dates. All tickets The train had been compelled to stop cam ~\ good to return until October 31. Correspondingly low at the small town a few minutes on ace ives immediate a and grateful reltet from \ rates from other points; favorable stop-over arrangements. count of a hot box. t little pl Fave here,”*| f) tte skin’emootegatt ant raueg: mate i Shicag cay ct little place you Have here, ‘and white, Only one night en Toute Chicago to Denver by the eeraarked ‘a pa cking his head | | a2 should be without It jo Roore “Colorado Special.” The best of everything. out of a car-window and looking around. Sold by dealers, 23 conta, “Quiet,” said the native that was| {{ "ny at sens oye te, ceceene eo sitting on'a nail-keg on the station plat- Apts, Cacteaeth | ' ' i form and chewing tobacco. “By gum! Chicago & North-Western and Union Pacific Railways, ] if |= scest"so haces stone ‘er men mowin’ down weeds an’ killin’ Canady thistles.""—Chicago Tribune. ALL AGENTS SELL TICKETS VIA 8000 INCOMES MADE By seling our. celebrated 25 and 30 per cent. Eormiioson of sad MOST Qe. EeosaMIcAL «33 “I have fol- ROMEIKE’ Ss re ona, Bereas win! Grandpa—" Well, Horace, we haven't] "Yes," said Scribbl sroper caught any fish; it’s hard lines.” lowed literature for a great many years." 1b. trade mark red haga Brags hich sity appear Shoat yos-yout Weis) os we had good luck| His friend muttered something. Goo] Cofices, 120. ange ot import iggin’ we Thicago New: “What's that?” sharply inquired Scrib- ‘Toe Grest American Tea Co. ied Terms, $39 for | —| bler. M-33 Vesey St., New York, 1 Filth Aves SY. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS, “'T asked you.” said his friend, with a P20" Hox 280. | PAPER WAREHOUSES, | defiant start e ‘oa. 2. 3, and 86 Bleecker Street, ct moce prompt attention and better service | ranch Warticust, 9 ieckinan Steet New York. | HO) ng JUDGE when answering advertisements. GLE Rusts OF PAPER MAba vO ORES. de . "if you ever have any of catching up with it."—Phila-| You will get more prompt attention and better service hia Times. by menboning JUDGE when answering advertisements. UDGE* PUZZLE PICTURES |$2502° WILL BE PAID 6th Contest ee ae COOOODOOIZOOI22 ERE are six pictures. Each one H represents the name of a for- mer SECRETARY OF THE UNITED STATES NAVY. We have $250 to give to the ten most successful of our readers who solve these six illustra- tions and eighteen (18) others which have appeared in the last three issues of JUDGE, The correct answers to the Sixth Contest Puzzles will be published in JUDGE No. 1086, and the names of the successful con- testants in JUDGE No. 1087. The SIXTH CONTEST ends the JUDGE'S present series of Puzzle Competitions. A new series will be inaugurated with the advent of bright, snappy winter weather in the late fall. A Total of $250 TO BE PAID TO TEN PEOPLE lat Reward of Merit ees io apg Ey “« ‘25 “ 20 READ THESE Write the solution underneath each picture, cut out sheet (held nate Is palised In JUDGE Me B63 and wri your name and addreag ainly on the bowtom thereat: hee aa i ou jawed te foes the S JUDGE PRIZE PUGELE DEPK. i10 Fis aves NEW YORI DIRECTIONS CAREFULLY [int (preach this olsce not inter than owe week tom day palit oC FUDGE No. ty.” All Wsoltion arriving later wil be dnqualifcd, "Vou cas send i a9 easy answers 2s you please, providing you use a separate JUDGE. puss sheet each time—no more than one solution of ead sheet without cauing con feed not send a second set of solu- thos to the whote twenty-four puis in order to change your anawer to any ene of more ofthe passes; i otber w ‘your opinion one of more of the pictures will bear diferent constructions, and you desire to submit tach of these constructions as alpart of your compete set, ol solutions: you can do so by using another sheet containing the particular prcture or pictures in question, Thes sending two copiea, say, ofthat sheet and one of each of the remaining sheets comprising the whole serves, all féxned lopether im the upper ldft-hand corner, as required aéeve. le sure that you fully prepay postage in sending in solutions. 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