Judge — June 7, 1902 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED WEEKLY ATT JUDGE BUILDING, 110 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. Terms to Subscribers, al union, $6.00 a year FORFIGN SUPSCRIPTIONS—To all forvien e+ Wesrexs Ory . Building, Chica Evnorran satss-ae London, lirents Germany 29 Marquette termatvonal ma peny, inne ite b Opera, Paris; Starbuck's news exe The contests of JUDGE are protected by copyright in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. CONTRIBUTORS must inclose a stamped and self-addressed envelope with all manuscripts, otherwise :<tura of the latter when found unavailable cannot be guaranteed. DRAWINGS and all contributions sent fo the Art Department should have the sender's ful, nly om each and every separate sketch. saying joke or tance be written upon its icture, and NOT toon a separate slip of paper. Iaclosure of stamps to the full amovat of postage is also required. 1a insure safe and prompt retern of material not accepted. ly glides through space, The snowy cloud-ship ’s anchored in the sky; The ant camps out upon the toothsome pi The ball-fiend slides and scurries on his fac The golf-ball whirls and whizzes on apace, And on the bald head lights the busy fl is white against the turquoise sky, hing-suit ’s a thing of madcap grace, 1 of beer is quite three-quarters froth. The bulldog wears a kettle on his tail, The blithe beeve lopes o'er nature's breezy tracts; arcball ’s set to knock the merry moth, The wild-rose perfume permeates the gale— Alll this is but a string of timely facts. F WOMAN shall ever enjoy the suffrage of the ballot, it is quite likely that the ** ice-cream soda will become an important factor in the lively realm of politics. .. PARADOXICAL as it may appear, m: y business men become rich be- cause they fail to succeed. F THE GRAVE of the Democratic party must be decorated it would be most appropriate to cover it with an anchor signifying futile hope and made of the airy and unsubstantial flowers of rhetoric peculiar to the aver- age Decoration-day speech. [7 IS SAID that David Bennett Hill has a business eye, truthfully remarked that he has a bargain eye. It might be as HE PHILOSOPHER who patiéntly waits two hours in a department store for two cents change will still maintain that time is money. HE OLD ADAGE that speech is silver and silence is golden seems to be pretty effectually and satisfactorily reversed when viewed through political spectacles, inasmuch as gold does all the talking, while silver has nothing to say, her gun having been practically silenced forever. A CONTEMPORARY, speaking enthusiastic favorite Olympian breakfast-food, says that pie and prosperity are synonymous terms. Although this view is not sustained by any-diction- ary, a man may be said to enjoy prosperity and not pie, or he may be said to enjoy pie and not prosperity. On the other hand, he may enjoy both and consider neither a boon without the other for a running-mate. If, how- ever, you would make sure that pie and prosperity are, so to speak, identical in spirit, it is only necessary to peep into the full dinner-pail where the vir- gin pie wakens the laborer’s finest note of pot-bellied prosperity and con- tent. ly anent New England’s OW is the shirt-waist a-bloom in violet, crimson and purple; Dimpling it bobs in the air, a structure of infinite grace. Over the garden in joy the blithe johnny-jumper is jumping; Holding the * bumble” in fee, it rocks like a wave-cradled duck. Now in the paper we see the “ad.” of the farm in the mountains— Board seven dollars a week; mosquitoes and ague unknown. Hard for the pennant t fixght goes on while we yell on the bleachers. If but the last could be irst the pennant would go to New York. Through the dime dairy the mush revolves on its aureate axis, While the grim “ sinker? descends intact with a sickening thud. Now that we joyously feel the pulse of the rosea Tar-ball the furs and bring forth the golf-clubs, then ho for the fray Look not upon the ice-cream when pink in the beaker of soda; Look on the berry when red that bobs on the breast of the fizz. Ho for the mountain and sea, and ho for the sea and the mountain! Outing’ ’s the watchword just now that's echoed from Texas to Maine. See the blithe bullock cavort and caracole over the meadow ; Hit by the golf-ball, he rolls, a billow of impotent rage. All of which proves, don’t you know that this is the season of outing When the mint-julep of joy the bi blushful Hippocrene”” pales. THE STEAM-THRESHER AUTOMOBILE, Uncte Cyrus Tivker— She hain't as stylish-lookin’ as some o° them city ones, but, I gol! she makes as much noise as any on ‘em.”* comicbooks.com