Judge — May 24, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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What is the difference.” queried the! "Well, sir, what do you think? Very, Budds, the florist, ange editor, “between a blissful | fust thunderstorm o’ the season, lightnin’ | big inquisitive plant on exhibition dict and an agitated geographer?” | hit my house an’ burnt it to the ground!" | Coakley — “What's an ‘inquisitive ‘One is happy though married, and| “Too bad the other is mappy though harried.” re-| “You're right it- was. Ain't got! § y — “Rubber!—Philadel phia sponded the information editor, and | nuthin’ but the land to put a mortgage | Press there would have been further trouble|on now, an’ I reckon a airthquake ‘ll — reht away had not the office-boy come | swallow ‘that ‘fore I git a lick at it!"—| Husband (mildly) ~ - | with the announcement that it was Atlanta Constitution member, my dear, that the most patient | ——— = tine to begin packing things for moving "| 5 as person that ever lived was a man ~ chicago Tribune | | Wife (impatiently) —"Oh, don’t talk health giver a hea preserve! Ab. pat You say de Sharp's comic opera was druggists’. Job. Just think Of the patience poor . fe Shar - _ Mrs. Job must have had to enable her to ‘ failures hate was_ the “matter with put Up with such a man."—-Chicago| “He ignore : Mrs. Twitter—" Oh, I've no patience | News. G S Uj " He had totally ignored all the tradi | ith my husband sometimes Ves a an 0 RA “In what way that women have no heads for business h: e % Mrs. Flutter—-" And after the splendic That was enough to kill. it ->ndians | Where is the man, I'd like to know, who polis News, Han could scll_goods at three hundred per 3 Ops NEES cent. profit? Women have no heads Political boss (dictating to stenogra- |10F, business, indeed!" —oston Tran- pher)—" Where did 1 leave off before 1 | S070 went to lunch?" Stenographer—" This detestable para- site should be retired into merited ob- ED. PINAUD’S| “Er--strike that out and begin < W BRISE again. T have met the gentleman since needs toning down a little.” Let it read TVIOC EE: This estimable and talented statesma p.Tbls mast recent and ‘A Unique and Limited Competition uid by all means be elected. hicago achleveme ata the Oe fora of $100.00 will tly se ’ Rd be open to persons who can telly The colleges scem to be pretty well A) paneable and’ eout-aat- that they used Angostura Bitters provided for,” observed his confidential } ping deanges ote betore te year on nee adviser and man of business." Haven't gir of Sauer ee 0% ing el is e?' H stasis Be eet “the itianthiopic ail: je IF] Seercherietea Vise” ' oq Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” | MH Address J. W. WUPPERMANN lionaire. “I have been wondering of late I - Medical Press (London), Aug..ttey. | [I New York, N.Y. « « & if it wouldn’t Le a good idea to establish | free meat markets in all the important) J Price $4.00. 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It’s the spring fever.’” Other grocery loajer (yawning) —" Aaw, that's no new thing with Bill—that's the same spring fever he had all wi You should _re- | /ndianapolts News. The Wortd7 From Chicago, correspond- ing rates from other points. g ates from other points. } THE STANDARD : griie May a7 te june s, FOR GENTLEMEN \\ choy: on sal If I had as much money as inclusive. No extra charge , , ow have T wouldn't be so blamed stingy for fast time or the luxurious J ALWAYS EASY |i eee pai ine service of SIG The Name “Boston Long—" My dear boy that is the very reason you will never have it." —Chicago THE NEW ate Wor OVERLAND LIMITED on : eiaoiiis Uaweas. Gotlich Schneider hear you haf a new bicycle got; do you get much on it? MOST LUXURIOUS ak enema nek nenen bed TRAIN IN THE WORLD pawns ty." —Columbus (Ohio) State Fournal. 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