Judge, 1902-04-26 · page 11 of 16
Judge — April 26, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with brief satirical exchanges at the top. The opening dialogue mocks Native American stereotypes, featuring a "Chief Man-who-eats-salt-horse" and "Thunder-in-the-middle-of-the-afternoon"—caricatured indigenous figures speaking in broken English ("Ugh!"). The joke concerns whether a squaw must carry firewood or "firewater" (alcohol)—playing on period racist tropes about Native Americans and alcohol. Below this are two brief joke exchanges: one about "Miss Pole" being cold-hearted, another about a woman sitting on unsold cough medicine as a bargain. The remainder is **period advertising**: liquor (Evans Ale, Chartreuse, Maryland Club Rye), tonics (Dr. Siegert's Angostura Bitters), garters, pianos, and life insurance. These ads reflect early 20th-century consumer culture and the patent medicine boom. The page's satirical content is minimal; it primarily served as a revenue vehicle through advertisements.
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