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Rich Rye Rye whiskies are richer in nutrition than those made from any other grain, as is proved by chemical analysis, which concedes to The merit of being the most perfect development of an alcoholic stimulant. BattiMore RYE WutawananceSon BALTIMORE It is particularly recommended to women because of its age and excel- lence. Sold at alll first-class caf WM. LANAHAN & SO} Jach troubles. PEPSIKOLAS is Bets. to LAXaKora CO.. 45 Vesey St SPECIAL RATES ANNOUNCED VIA SOUTHERN RAILWAY. South Carolina Interstate and West Indian Exposition, » S. C.— New York to Charleston and Return, $22.55. Round-trip tickets at greatly reduced rates, good for eleven (11) days. The Charleston Exposition Flyer, which leaves New York daily at 3.25 through Pullman Sleeping-car Co Dining Cars, New York to Charleston. $50.00 California, Will sell Color tickets, months of March and April, New York to California, nt $50.00. Tourist Sleeping Cars operated Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays; Was ington, D. C., to San Francisco without change. Berth rates Washington, D. C., to San Francise $7.00. and by jobbers, thatitaore, Md. Dallas, Te From Washington, D.C, to Dallas, ‘Texas, and return, $29.35, on account of the Confederate Reunion, — ‘Tickets ot April 18th to 20th, with final limit May 2d, Ky deposit of ticket with joint agent 1 oF before April 30th and payment of fee, fifty cents, an extension may be obtained to May 15, 1902, Asheville, N.C. One fare round trip, account Southern | Kaptist Convention; Washington to Ast ville and return, $14.95. Tickets on May 6th to 10th, good to return until May 2st, except that by deposit of tickets with joint agent at Asheville on or before May 15th and payment of fifty cents sion to not later than June 2, 1902 obtained. ale Jackson, Misa. One fare round trip, account of the an- nual meeting General Assembly Pres! terian Church; Washington to Jackson ai return, $26, 50. Tickets on sale M. 13th and Lith, with final limit May 30, 1902. Chattanooga, Tenn. One fare round trip, plus $2.00 member- ship fee. Tickets on sale June 27th to July Ist, with final limit July 6th, except that by deposit of ticket with joint agent on or |g before July 6th and payment of fee of fifty cents, an extension will be made to not later than September 10, 1902. For full particulars call on or addresk New York office, 271 and 1185 Broadway, Au S. Tuweart, Eastern Passenger Agent. 1185 Broadway. nformation, ete., Constable K2Ca, Hosiery. Best English and French’ manufactures, for Spring and Summer Wear. Golf Hose. Underwear. Complete lines in all weights. Men’s Furnishings. Easter Neckwear, Shirts, Collars and Cufis. Gloves. Courvoisier, Fownes and Dent Gloves. Broadooay BH 1906 a. WEW YORK. $420 Silk Hat Rye Whiskey $ 0 == Silk Hat Cocktalls We are offering 10 the consumer Greet, our Silk Mat Cocktails at the extremely low price of $320 for four full quart bottles of Aawhar. tam Vermouth, Whiskey ot Martins Geteatin a Sou may select ex We alto offer you our jasily celebrated 8 year old SUL Plat Ryv ot Bourbon Whiskey at $3 20 ot fou fl quart bottles. expres prepa by a marks to todkate conems, We Cot out the Tinidleman’s profit and hs tendency to adulter- Sion ad give you sbsotely pare and guaran SOUR GUARANTEE. If the goods are not as represented, you may return them to usand we wil retund your money, No B~Orders tom Colorado, Ari- lori, Idaho, Montana, ww Mexico. or Uta Washington or Wyoming, must cali for 20 quarts by freight, prepaid. GINSENG DISTILLING CO, St. Louis, Mo. Mercantile Agencies or any Bank in St. Louis BACK {SSUES OF JUDGE WANTED. Tae following back inves ofJuoce ate wanted by the publishers, who are willing to pay go cents per copy lor | Se copy cea ofthe sues famed below! | a. 168, year 188s. i year 18s january grat, Nov 17a: year 188s: ay sth, No. jen. year vB88. Deceinbcr 60h, No..477, year 1850. December a7th, Nos so year 1850. Patience wears!" Patrice—" Yes; a landscape g: them.” ‘ou know her husband : dener, and he designs Yonkers Statesman. “THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING.”” The Stockh operation hus been the ery y success holder ‘and the more you ts the watchword of, This can only be dooe by elimina stage, which Irequently amounts to trom filty per cent., between the cost of the goods, tory and the retail price to the consumer, ve smoker buy your ears directly of expense of retailers. and jobbers’ profits nd we will iste you stack in the Com. octholder, smoke the more money you sav he Company, thirty to ae th any mang Shieh you wl img to Shean ot sto you boll and atthe ead ol a Fear you have mvested mt divedend-paying.six-per-cent Rock. “Money to burn, an expression trequentty heard, Soerectly applies to the old method. ‘Smoke the finest cigar that can be manufactured, any wie you desire. ‘lear Havanas to the Stock ar, which re nl mative tohaccox, handsome vlan every way a fine, gentleman's smok ur parciaics amount Xo ove hundred cg rade, we issue you the five shares ol the Sl the Company. This ts co-operation and should n= terest every smoker who hasan idea that money. ts worth ‘Saving. Again we repeat our watchword, "Smoke the Stockholder Cagar and become stock [ble and the more you smoke the more mooey Jou \ Side-whisker, |there yez g | who, jth’ pinitinchry wide open and th’ wurrud A PUZZLED UPSTATE MAN AT THE PLAY. 4 Dooparry, La Dewberry t Dubahry, La Dooburry, how do you pronounce -call it never twice the same. your name? Are you real or hocus-pocus, tommy-rot or spark divine ; Transcendental incarnation, or a tinted monkeyshine? As IT watch you, writhing wavy, speculation fills my brain. Are you rapturously crazy, are you dollarously sane? Are you that despotic baggage who a bauble made of France— Blarneyed monarch, jockeyed prelate, made the royal Louis dance? Are you truth or gorgeous bunkum, fake that wins or art that crowns 5 Some inspired ping-pong enigma, or ar crobat in gowns? Don Belasco, marvel worker, maker of this hair-drawn dame, Broadway's necromancer, did you really pummel her to fame? MR. HINNIGAN ON GREEN GOODS. By La Monte Waldron. S Oi continued Mr. Hinnigan, reflectively agitating a wanst agin they hov be- gan th’ war on granc-goods.”" “More discriminatin’ agin us!" hissed Mr. Flinnigan through his remaining tecth. “It are th’ foinest flag that iver flapped in th’ blue o-zone av a binnivo- lent hiven—wud its harrup and its Mr. Hinnigan commanded silence with a gesture that would have quieted a Ro- man mob. “There yez go, Finnigan; said he~ “Thim hysterics yer havin’ are as onnicissary as a pair av reins on wan av thim harseliss automo- bales. Yez are that hot-hidded most av yer hair have gone up in shmoke alridd Whoy.in th’ name of Father Gilfooley’s pet pig. don't yez foind out th’ strate and noomber befoor yez dash up it on yer bi- sickle? In other wurruds, don't throw bricks ontil yi vez have wan in yer fisht “Whin Oi mintioned grane-goods Oi had no intintion t’ make riferince t' th’ vardint imblim av th’ o-prissed—pace t’ its sowl. In th’ vinniacular av th’ grane-goods are moonshine mooncy. are made in saycrit sission be th’ scckin’ th’ short-cut t' wilth, wor sayin’,” are sure It min find *wileome’ on th’ letthers, “Th’ amusin’ fayture goods game, Flinnigan, on th’ dure-mat in large rid av th’ howiver, granc- are th’ ‘methoraseverytiag tenis | COM-Munit | in sission. | shupposed t’ fack that th’ intherprise on'y rayquires a “What lovely hats she} shmall bit av bony-fide mooney, th’ nerve av a harse-thafe and contimpt fer th’ po- lace.” Flinnigan lost interest in the dis- [course for a moment, having put the lw rong end of his pipe in his mouth “Th grane-goods game," continued Mr. Hinnigan, when quiet had been re- stored, “dipinds upon that ilimint in th’ 2 wouldn't ixpict t’ foind an th’ outside whin Soonday-school are It fades its raypacious maw upon th’ felly what has th’ rippytation av bein’ a Andy Carnegy relatin’ t th’ crame av hooman kindness, but who, th’ same. gin’rilly, sot’ spake, dales in a com- bination av poor chalk and on-filthered wather “An th’ av'ridge, th’ victum are pron- imint in th’ neighborhood fer th’ stren'th av his fin: s; he niver lets a dolla pe him. He are poplarly hov a fray pass t' hiven; and it beez a matther av common rayport thot St. Payther ist’ mate him at th’ purly gates wid a gang av angels and a full brhass band “This lad wan day resaves a letther It are from a gent in th’ maythropolis In it are a new wan-dollar bill as shwate ishe . shows him a shtack av bills thot ma as th’ frish grass on a shpring lawn. ‘Th’ vrither infarrums th’ pronimint man av th’ community that he have a maysheen fer printin’ mooney like th’ in-closed sample; thot it can be had be th’ bale *“Th' pronimint man has a ter’ble tack av thinkin’. Thin he sood way t! th’ bank, draws his wilth, and takes th’ thrain fer an ob-scure place ly pronimint citizen, sometimes known be th’ name av Mr. Pro Bono Pub- lico, which th’ same signifies afther th’ public's good things, mates th’ gint wid th’ bale av mooncy in th’ bridal chamber av a roostic hotil. Th’ gint from maythropolis are attindid be a frind. a monsthrous big lad wud a full-sized face and ahivvy black mustache thot luks so artyficial yez re'lly couldn't belave it wor ginnywine. Afther viewin’ th’ county- nance av Mr. Pro Bono Publico much in th’ same manner thot a daycint man wud view th’ face av a carrupse, th’ gint and th’ felly wud th’ lip full av whisker Kes his heart lape loike it wor afilicted with suddint failure. His wilth appears. Th’ pair from th’ maythropolis fastens t' it loike a throut t’ an angle wurrum. Th’ boondle ay maythropolitan mooncy are gave him ina little satchel. At laste that are what he thinks. “But when he gets back t' Nobodys- hurst, or Annybodysville, or th’ place he makes his hidquarthers, and opens th’ satchel and opens it in th’ sacrisy av his own budrawer, what do yez shuppose are in it?” * Mooney *" suggested Flinnigan “Paper,” replied Hinnigan, laconically And he are skint?” inquired Flinni- gan “He are “Thin what do he do?” “Well, Flinnigan, whin he gits over bein’ dizzy he utthers raymarks thot don’t sound loike exthracts from Ut Scriptures. Thin he gropes around in th mass av papers in th’ hope thot he 7 foind a tin-cint_ pace dhropped be mi take. Thin he muses on th’ inhoomar av man, th’ vale av tears, th’ joys bey th’ Jardan, where th’ granes-gooder co’ eth not and th’ onsuspectin’ are in nade av polace protiction.” “Yez same t’ have th’ thing down fine,” remarked Flinnigan. : Thrue fer yez," replied Hinnigs oracularly “Yez ought t' kape av min,” concluded Flinnigan as he str a match to relight his pipe and gazed : - ficctively at the simmering kettle. y from si comicbooks.com