Judge, 1902-04-12 · page 13 of 16
Judge — April 12, 1902 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with brief humor snippets interspersed—typical of Judge magazine's format. The main content includes: **Advertisement content:** Scotch whisky, a bowel tonic ("Cathartic Goodrich"), Woodbury's Facial Soap, and Boston Garters dominate the layout. **Humor sections:** Short jokes about marriage, music education, and a bull refusing to yield to a locomotive—standard early-20th-century domestic humor with no specific political satire. **Notable items:** - "An Open Confession"—a whimsical poem from a dog praising "Jupec" (appears to be a patent medicine or product) - A "President Suspender" advertisement claiming mechanical innovation - Judge's own magazine promotion **Context for modern readers:** This reflects an era when satirical magazines survived through heavy advertising, often blending dubious patent medicines, digestive remedies, and personal grooming products. The humor is gentle, domestic, and apolitical—no identifiable political figures or events appear on this particular page.
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‘Scotch Whiskies JOHN HOPKINS & CO. GLASGOW AND LONDON “Glen Garry’? and “Navy” Liqueur favorites of connoisseurs" Booklet of all our wines sent upon request CM. ARNOLD & CO., Agents for U. S. 17 SOUTH WILLIAM STREET . . . NEW YORK’ EAT 'EM LIKE CANDY Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Good, Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe: 10, 25 and Weeuts per box. Write for free sample, and book: ee bai Pratcall Chicago or New York. WEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN “So he made all his money at one ven- ture “Yes: he married an heiress.""—Phil- adelphia Bulletin. | _ “How's your music-school prospering, | Boommitt?"” “First rate. I've just introduced a no’ ay that ought to take.” “What's that?” class in harmony, for married people.” —Philadelphia Bulletin. Musical people who call at the warerooms of Sohmer & Co. may be assured that they will find what will gratify the most cultivated musical taste in every respect. The bull who stood squarely in the middle of the track and refused to make any concessions to the locomotive has never been regarded as an example of good judgment.—Hartford Courant. Abad stomach means poor health. Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, restore health. Sigbee—""Do you consider Jabberton a capable man?” Digbce—"Sure. Why. that fellow is actually capable of anything." —Chicago News. “Bitter cold, isn’t it? Have you any trouble keeping warm at your house?” “Oh, no. We have a blanket: mort- gage_on the place, you know."—Indian- apolis News. Loxury fo largely a matter of soap. More pleasure in your tab if you use skin soap. Woodbury’s Facial Soap {sfor the complexion. You don’t in- sult the delicate tissues by using it. It tncexin trond it prescrven i. frees pores trom Impurities. If hot, it gets at tie ofthe trouble, removes 1t,puts theskin inpink ofcondition, Youcan’t ask anymore of asap. Sold by dealer. 25 erste Toa ln packaged crate we pay pooagh Address Depts SER ANDREW JERGESS 00, Sele ageaty CIBCIUATL, 0110 {get more prompt attention and better service oing Juoce when answering advertisements. Judge’s Latest Big Success ry A New Humoraus Magazine from the Judge” Presses. One Hundred and Twenty-eight Pages of fun— Pectorial and ciherwise, -o JOR Sale on all trains and at all live news stores. Price, 25° You cannot afford to miss it. It’s an out-and- out mirth pro- voker. Your newsdealer sells it; or send 25 cents in coin or stamps. cod JUDGE COMPANY, 110 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK CITY Improved THE STANDARD FOR GENTLEMEN ALWAYS EASY “WIE The Namo “Boston GARTER” Is stamped every loop— Whiskey IT TASTES OLD BECAUSE IT IS ! Les flat to the leg—never OLD. Slips, Tears nor Unt ‘SPB Ses, Conca CAHN, BELT & CO. BALTIMORE, MD, 20, I THE cVELVET, Chup PATENT. MAS BEER SUSTAINED BY THE U. S. CIRCUIT COURT] AN OPEN CONFESSION. 66D) ON IT ALL2" barks loud the blithe bow-wow, “Jupex makes me laugh until T almost split, Because, you know, his humor and his wit Are sweeter than the blassoms on the bough, Observe the grin that gilds my nasal now And widens till my body 's gayly lit With bright smile-waves, that off my caudal fit ‘The fractured caudal I can wag nohow. ‘The while I scamper after cow and cat, Tlaugh and laugh, as if I'd never pause And all my blanket-buttons burst in halt. 1 put on lots of merrimental fat, And owe it all to Jupcr: alone, because, Dog on it all! Juve always makes me laugh.” An answer to every movement made vody is found in the acon of President Baspender. Ail strain is relieved. Nother Suspender is built on the samo principle as PRESIDENT SUSPENDER pif ‘can Sopoiy ronson ihe rice direct to us and recelve ® alr of new design by mall postpaid. A. EDGABTOS MFG. CO., Bax 272, Shirley, Mass, Iyer. the bad comicbooks.com