Judge — January 11, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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TO A TORTOISE. glum with misdirected legs, history as you do your eggs. Us aN osseous nut 0 Crack jioch hardce than ike shell upon your back. Ni evolutionist has ever guessed Wi y your cold shoulder is wit W. y you are discontented with Th: vertebrates accept, from fish to man, Fo what environments did you provide by pushing your internal frame How came your ribs i prmal place? ur rubber-neck you hide your face ce you're a sphinx tome of missing links ; ccapitated, still you swell your chest A xructural ¢ And when An kick T'll not plague the A touch of fellowship that Sometimes Even here T find kes me kind. a poet who has lost his head as well. Will keep on scratching when he should be dead. —Lippincott's. Dr. Ball's Cough Syra wilt postive ade desolate ly by fy tie lone of a dear child wlich could have been saved s great remedy ne—*1 see there's a new teller att bank, [suppose Smugley was fired Brotwne—"* Not exactly double his old salary to g oflering ve thousand dollars reward for hivn —Shiladelphia Press. Gold Medal at Pan. z Dr. Siegert’s Imported Angostura Bitters, Papa his web. that, try Johnny wp. Do could spin this top? “See that spider, my b Is it not wonders as he spinnil of it? See me spin try as he may, Tit Bits Great Western Champagne ‘Adds joy and govt nea Ie sparkles and dances, feaving like ud greatly entra Lam afrai fe harn by the ind ng Do you reflect yy. no man could spin that | spider Well, life on the main, hat | Whe if. to this new se swered the self-assured au. if the work is unusually poor tl public will take it for granted that Pam gre Otherwise 1 couldn’ Washington Star. Mamma— an you sh goodness sake, Elsie! w uting in that disgracedul fashio be quiet like Willie?” Te has to be quiet, the wa; He's papa coming home I —Philadelphia Press. he te get such stuff published. hy n? we're pd 1 ‘m (PLLLLLELLLEL SILLA LLL TO A VENERABLE LEXICON. Armang the * lets." by Me. Campbel Betish iseum trustees, 4554) Hail, hail! clay we For lucky Nabu-kuzur-z As with much-needed. penet con Your text to life I feel quite reconciled. ne the Onomasticon, And Varro’s works comparatively new | But who could fail to grow enthu lexicu piled. ting + specs” © No doubt from each Assyrian lip | per?” Sammy Johnson now? natured she sity Quite di While the exulting youth of great Porsippa nine maffic and to paint the whole town red, nnot prove— philologists defy us to: *Tmade some angel-cake this mom-| She— For goodness sake! think of that voice?” “Any cake would be ans it." Somerville Journal. what do you Vie (rapturowsly) Lecake if you n It’s absolutely unintel- t make out a single word of the Mrs, Saebones—- But T thought you sid it s the beauty of her voi pnecessary to remove Mr, Laggreen’s i haven't read the words af that song, have Philadelphia Press. You you?” appendix ? Dr. Si + But L need to buy an autos +: Docs your asked the guest, 1e stops for her me replied affcring parent.—Dhiledelphia Rec~ daughter sing Always"? ++ Deesn't Whackster ever get tired of his wife's continued sulkiness and alletem. Seorjel—* Vthivk wot. Wh Hy qu: Mir. i Us —* My husband is: contine reling about trifles ” ils » Well, my dea rrel about the better, the less Suspicions customer —Chicago “Has this paper got news of the th jest revolution in South Amer. But guess you soon so made your value felt ica That Artaxerxes would instruct Darius to ++ Just go and sce how Nineveh is spelt.” The journalist | on him! ages sought the wished-for word in va “Till you supplied him with the frequent sync nym, how hard it must have beer of his labor and his pain an bards whose hymns so capture Who understand them (that /don't is true), | Must have devoured you and departed, raptur- ous To sing some fair Atossa’s praise anew. How oft the lover cursed the rhyme’s elusive- ness For lovers simply must h must “Till you arrived to show them with cone clusiveness fe rhymed —they Just, 1 assert, ‘To let Great Russel street obtain its due For fifteen shillings Tecan become, am possessed of You ! ‘all Mall Gazette he purest of rye, ' 2 the right kind, ” twill mice your thoughts nimble: this, ten-year-old Prim And electrily boty and min +L know a mat fallerin’ de horses. 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