Judge, 1901-12-07 · page 12 of 16
Judge — December 7, 1901 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not satirical editorial content. The main items are commercial ads for Wilson Whiskey, Hunter Baltimore Rye, Gaeger Underwear, Bausch & Lomb camera lenses, Remington typewriters, and a Lehigh Valley Railroad notice. The one notable satirical piece is "BROTHER DICKEY ON POVERTY," a dialect story mocking rural/working-class attitudes toward wealth and hardship. The narrator argues poverty has been a "blessing" because it prevented him from becoming corrupted by money—a satirical jab at romanticized poverty rhetoric and the hypocrisy of the wealthy. There's also a poem "HOCH!" celebrating the arrival of someone (likely Kaiser Wilhelm), written in jingoistic, mocking verse that appears to satirize American enthusiasm for foreign dignitaries. The page reflects **early 1900s advertising culture** more than substantive satire. Judge magazine at this period mixed commercial content with occasional political humor.
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| A genius is a man who can make other men believe he knows more than they do.— Atchison Globe. Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That's All! Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters — exhilarates and invigorates. Stimulates energy and makes work Sold by druggists and grocers everywhere 23 YEARS the Standard of Excellence THE WILSON DISTILLING CO. Baltimore, M4. BROTHER DICKEY ON POVERTY. said Brother Dickey. ““hez been I got. Dey all hez dese highfalutin’ disease agreat blessin’ ter me en mine. [never had what no mens kin pernounce, en now matt. money ‘nufl an all my life ter make me set up how much money dey gives de church Men and Women For their physical needs, men seek and will have How long tc the best stimulant, and find perfection in Hunter For the physical needs of women, when recommended, it is a pure and perfect tonic. Sold at all first-class cafés and by jobbers. WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. BY THE FIREPLACE. Pile the oak logs highe ONLY TRUE SANITARY UNDERWEAR ALL WEIGHTS FOR ALL WANTS ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE FREE NEW YORK: BROOKLYN: BOSTON: PHILADELPHIA: CHICAGO: 16 West 23d Street 155-187 Broadway (Ot Fulton Street 239-232 Boylston Street Hestiut Street, ‘82 State Street Agents In all Principal Cities And s! Let not the bate low HOCH! ve William will sai a's Cup in a yacht for Oh, clang your shiclds in ecstasy, ye gallant of Mars, ke the giddy welkin with your ringing le-cars wind cease to blow, the mel- sun to shine And welcome to America the War Lord of the But sweeter musi *s ringin’ Where Jeni y's hand *s in mine. the dancin’ clever ?— But all E would resign To walk the world forever With Jenny’s hand in mine! —Atlanta Constitution, Bausch 6 Lomb Plastigmat £-6.8 The Perfect Photo Lens, as the above picture made with It shows, is fast enough for the fastest work, and In addition, has the proper tength of focus for the best pictorial results, the highest optical cor- rectiona. and either combination may be used separ. ately for long distance of portrait photography. Booklet with five difficult pictures mailed free. Buy your camera with it, Buy it for your camera, Bausch & Lomb Optical Co. New York ROCHESTER,N.Y. Chicago Rhi Ah, how the weird thre omered words will hiss along the breeze Ah, how glow | Ah, how with mad enthusiasm the swarming overworked will meerschaw cough and wheeze boats will rock ‘0 watch the white sails flying through an atmosphere of bock ! For William's coming over, and we're glad to see him come ! We'll go in training vocal the heavens hum ; We'll slay the fatted bretzel and lead forth the weeping stein, And lay them on the altar of the War Lord of the Rhine! and make Come over here, William, and take anything you see Except the cup m pained to say, you'll have "Twould pine even on your sui away with Heimweb, Rhine! Our breezes in y sound the Germa We'll Gl you up with send you down the Iv’s Hoch! the gala it's Hoch ! the s —San Franc ly and we'll ‘0 Bulletin. ‘The Sohmer Pi tained a le . it has few ¢ and no superiors he Sohmer can rest upon its ments, n every time, position, in bed en ax myse daylight T never had no money im de bank, en never felled down en broke my neck tryin’ ter_ketch de cashier w'en he lef word dat _he was takin’ exercise fer his helt, en I never had one dollar ina railroad ter de receter ter be Canktul fer what he wuz ‘bout ter receive, Kich mens 1s ez necessary €2 taxes, en des ‘bout ez popular, 'y got mo’ troubles dan what preacher's: private frum hell ez next month is trum Ch But de po’ mens pull roo somehow, en w'e dey gives up de ghost hit’s altus wid sum good, ol fashion complamt like de measles, oF brokebone fever, or de seven-year cetch, end rub-down rheumatism. De britches, but de peace is in pinion 1s dey ain't ez tus Tue Stank BRoTHERS—" Take our seat, madam.” Lightest Touch that saves labo uickest work—t! and does the at saves time. -@0 SEE ~ ‘THE SLIDE? Niche! finish Combynation Form, 10 both men's and son en's shoes. Sent, woh Bor of Blackota Polish and Paisheng Cloth, Epon rece’pt of 34:00 THE COULTER HFG. C0. P.O. Box 24, Dept. It, Phitadeipbia, Pa. What 1s your occupation?” asked the torney. *T haven't any,” the +L work ina boiler factory + Well, don’t all that an eccupats T call that a jot witness answer ‘ime and labor saved by the | REMINGTON, Wyckoff, Seamans & Benedict, New York. HIGH VALLEY, RAILROAD... PHILADELPHIA or Herald, Desiring paper of superior excellence and uniformity can secure it of the makers of the papers used i:! the various publications of THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY. pUALISHERS, PRINTERS AND LITHOGRAPHERS