Judge — November 16, 1901 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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inter Underwear, Winter Und HE MANUFACTURE. Swiss Hand Knit $ Men's Socks. Merino, Silk, All Woot Emb'd Fronts and P Golf Hose. Broadovoy A 19th a NEW YORK. nd Cotton, » Colors. k we're gropin fears an’ tears opin’! There will come a mori in’ all the world in light— Ve're a-hopi —Atlanta Constitution. | Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, lighten Work and lessen worry. At grocers and druggists. Mamma—* Never put off until to-morrow | can do to-day.” «Well, then. I'll eat the rest of the | -Baltinore World. | wade crm ent oat Fras erie iorte Es teers, cerry | ae wh ofal EVOLUTION. Tommy PoLtrwoo—* Oh, Mamma, see!—The dog's tail has fallen off already—same as mine will.” ad | Christmas —~Zape: | Christmas won't be Christmas without it. best artists and writers are gathered together for the “age Y ule-Tide Festival | A cover has been painted by a famed artist, and it will be done into colors by the high art printing that makes JupGE unique..... | ADVERTISING FORMS CLOSE DECEMBER 9 | Jupce is and reading circle. read and re-read in e The world’s ery home, club, library | This number will be treasured. | THE HORSE SHOW. nothing but talk of his horse.” Hay there, Equus Rex ; you are just now a Horse on us, but still we would not Curb our high regant for you, even a little Rit. We might Check our admirat Bridle theirs, but wh; Crop out ‘Trot one’s emotions out and let them go on a Gallop, they say is not good Form, but we are willing to Run the risk ; and though Bit off color, it does ntail lasting disgrace ; and Saddle be the day when form Withers all feeling. And say, Old Horse, we'd rather fly the y than do that. Of ht Stirrup a wild enthusiasm, and | but it would not be as some persons not let our feelings n this occasion? To may be a nt in the Stable, and stability’s the thing. Neigh to that. Main fact is that Equus Rex and for a brief So we say se remember the n and can he wants to. nes let us go the On these Pace and extend our Horsepitality to the Last quarter. Why should we want to ick out of the ‘Traces? Let us make a Grand-stand play, and let the Horse (and the ladies) Show whether the Horse Show.is.a good thing or not. Gee whiz, we know that it is; and Whoa be to him who dares give it the Haw haw. WILLIAM J. LAMPTOS THE ANGORA GOAT. E United States Department of Agri- culture has kindly sent us a scholarly and exhaustive treatise on the Angora Goat, The author of this ple sion into a field that is comparatively un- explored has not only covered himself with glory, but has brought to the public eye an animal that is all overcoat. His wool hangs down in heavy draperies that him look like a mop in repose. He parts his wool in the middle, along the spine, and lets it hang over on each side like football hair. Like his Harlem brother, he is very fond of scrap-iron, which delicacy is fed to him in captivity, that he may yield mineral wool. nt excur- He also yields mohair, which is noted for its spe- cific gravity, though not so much as the Angora goat is himself noted for his skill, in which sphere he is said to be superior to the Chinaman, in clearing land. He makes the brushwood fly like oysters at a church-fair, eats chestnut-burrs with the same delight that a Scotch golfer devours thistles while helping the caddy find a lost ball. When he begins to clear off the bosom of the landscape, he eats cans, bot tles and other things with such gusto that the owner of the place is harrowed by the suspicion that the omniverous Angora may | the Angora goat. ‘THE FOOTBALL GIRL. on the gridironed field, nes of battle sway, nd spirit alike are stecled For strenuous, lusty play The banner of Fame streams forth as prize, Its beckoning folds unfurl ; mightier far is the flag that flies In the hand of the Football Girl, devour the title and both mortgages that hold the pumpkins down as if fastened with spikes. He has been known to eat cord-wood, and sometimes he has been given slivers of cedar, which have the same effect on him that a chest of th wood has ona sealskin sacque—inasmu as the moths fly to him as if he were lamp. His pelt makes fine rugs, colleg diplomas and shoes, while Angora milk is much richer than that of the cow, and, in addition, is absolutely water-proof. It is lurthermore translatable into a cheese be ide which limburger is as the dainty scent of the wild-flower. He wears brick: brac horns and a Van Dyke beard ; his wool is so long that sometimes it is done up in papers, that it may be curled up the ground and not trip him. He protects ordinary sheep against wolves and dogs. ceps out of thickets, that he may not become snarled and tangled to such a degree that he will fall over him- self and become impossible of unraveling and always His song is an emulsion of the susurra and the frou-frou, and we thank the au- thor, George Fa hour of genui te Thompson, for the e pleasure that was ours while reading his luminous exploitation of And many a strippling chants full oft ‘The words of his college cheer, And a rival flaunts aloft His colors of meaning dear. Rut, straining phalanx or quivering row: Ah, where is the blind, dull churl Whose heart swells not at the hue t On th Jt aghows cheek of the Football Girl? wn will come to a favored few he emulou ‘Their pra crowd among In deafening chorus sun But, oh, most fortu he of all, Who, after the furious swirl, May hear his name as a token fall From tag lips of the Football Girl, EDWIN L. SABIN, comicbooks.com