Judge, 1901-11-16 · page 13 of 16
Judge — November 16, 1901 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising with one cartoon joke**. The main cartoon (bottom center) satirizes wealthy tourists' naiveté. A woman mentions that Captain Kidd allegedly buried treasure on an island, and her companion incredulously responds: "The fool! Why didn't he put them in the hotel-safe?" The humor lies in the anachronism—applying modern, mundane safety practices to a historical pirate, and the implication that even legendary criminals should know better than to hide valuables the old-fashioned way. It's gentle satire of early 20th-century American tourists' faith in modern conveniences and hotels. The remainder consists of period product advertisements: Harper Rye whiskey, steamship lines, snap hooks and eyes (clothing fasteners), Whitman's chocolate, and Cook's Flaked Rice. A poem about heating radiators occupies the upper left—celebrating modern indoor heating with humorous resignation that autumn means abandoning nature's pleasures for artificial warmth.
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HARPER FOR FAMILY USE IT HAS NO EQUAL PURE AND MELLOW; — RICH AND DELICATE. If local dealers cannot supply it, address the distillers, BERNHEIM BROS., Louisville, Ky. _ A SCNG OF AUTUMN. In Autumn comes a melody of sounds most richly rare. It is a note that soothes the soul and dissipates all care. When the day is dull and chilly comes a sharp and rhythmic strain. Which tells you that the heater has got back to work again, And you do not miss the roses, which have cased long since to bloom, | So long as genial warmth suggesting June pervades the room. ic pretense in the racket that But we lift a ‘heartfelt “encore” when the radiator sings. It is just a piping sizzle with no variations neat, With a pounding like a hammer that is very far from sweet, But we care not for the song bird which with Summer flew away, Nor miss the humming of the bees that cheered the August day. | The purling brook no more returns a distant cherished dream ; The frost is on the foliage and we yearn for honest steam. We care not though the birds and bees be- take them to their wings. But we listen all enraptured when the radiator sings. ig —Washington Star. Juvce’s Liwnary is full of pure fan. No politics. toc. THB ONLY DIRECT ALL- WATER ROUTE BETWEEN NEW YORK BOSTON | Chapleston,s-¢. Jacksonville!:. t. Johns River Service Fidetes Rice Saree ee gS and intermediate landings. PAST MODERN STEAMSHIPS AND FINEST SERVICE WM.P.CLYDE&CO.,Gen'1Agents Tuo. G. Ecer, G. M. m9 Stara St. New Youx IF you have never Mr. Woodby Hunter—“1 want to see some | hunting bags.” used the Sir ; we have ‘em in all grades Now, here's something n alligator hunting bag, made FRESH—RIPE—DELICIOUS ‘Made tn a mint with ‘bolling milk, STEPHEN y. WHITHAN b 803, 110 Caestaat Be SNAP HOOKS AND EYES you cannot realize how much comfort and convenience you are missing. Try them on your next gown, and you will, after a few days’ use, discover a lifetime of convenience in dressing and undressing. All dealers and Snap Hook and Eye Company OF AMERICA, General Offices: 25 Broad Street, New York. ANOTHER GOOD WAY. Miss Cottecesrep—"* They say Captain Kidd hid his money and Jewels somewhere on this island."* Mrs. Cricaco—" The fool! Why didn’t he put them in the hotel-safe."" KED RICE FOR BABY TOO. NEW BORN INFANTS—One c Cook's Flaked Ric water, boil te pint of milk, p very little suga THREE MONTHS OL Use double the quantity of {too cup.) wd do ver COOK'S FLAKED RICE CO., (two cups) and do not | Union Square New York. EAT COOK’S DON'T COOK. 1. Pour the dry flakes from the pack- AEP) age into a colander. x 2. Put a liberal amount of salt into a little boiling water. 3+ Pour the boiling salted water on the rice, through the colander. tly, and turn out serve with sugar That is all— and the rice is perfectly prepared in less than a minute. SEND ONE COUPON AND 10 CTS, FOR OUR DOLL. strain,