Judge, 1901-11-09 · page 15 of 16
Judge — November 9, 1901 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, dominated by a large Cascarets laxative ad. The main cartoon, titled "Still Worse," depicts two sinners in punishment—one weighted down, one on a hot stove—comparing their fates unfavorably to a railroad director's punishment of "figuring out his time-tables." The joke targets **railroad corruption and inefficiency** during the Progressive Era, when railroad executives faced public criticism for mismanagement and fraud. The cartoon implies that forcing a railroad director to actually work through legitimate schedules is worse punishment than literal damnation—satirizing both their incompetence and the era's popular contempt for railroad monopolies. A secondary joke involves Uncle Wayback complaining his knife tastes "soapy," with his niece sarcastically suggesting he use a fork instead—a simple domestic humor non sequitur common to period magazines.
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