Judge, 1901-09-07 · page 17 of 20
Judge — September 7, 1901 — page 17: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with minimal satirical content. The page consists almost entirely of commercial advertisements for patent medicines, alcohol, and consumer goods typical of early 20th-century America. The single cartoon appears midpage: it depicts a leopard and tiger with cubs, accompanying text reading "IT DOESN'T ALWAYS FOLLOW. When ma is a leopard and pa a tiger the children are not necessarily American flags." This is a mild joke playing on **American nationalism and biological inheritance**—suggesting that having foreign-born parents doesn't automatically make children patriotic or "American." The "FIGS AND THISTLES" column at top contains moralistic aphorisms about virtue and character, unrelated to satire. The advertisements reflect the era's attitudes toward substance abuse: morphine cures, brandy tonics, and constipation remedies (often opium-based) are marketed as legitimate health products. This reveals how **unregulated pharmaceutical claims** were before modern FDA standards.
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USED EXCLUSIVELY BY PRUDENT PEOPLE FOR SELF-PROTECTION. If local dealers cannot supply it, address the distillers, Bernheim Bros., Louisville, Ky. MANCHESTER, N. H., The Leading Family and Farm- ing Paper in New England, WILL MAKE THEM! ONLY ADVER- TISE INIT... ‘The John B. Clarke Co., Arthur E. Clarke, Publishers. Manager. fall of pure fun, No polities, 1c MORPHINE : Dercrive ‘etses "Bie PURO, Hooton, Fens ‘Opium babita per pranently Cured’ a: No foes of time froin businesssno re- (tp plain vealed envelope). Hoom'4, Binz Building, HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS, PATHE WARBHOUSR, (oa, $2, $4, and $6 Bleecker Street, Branch Warehoune, 90 leeekinen Streee New Tork. ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO CRDER. psToumll eet more prompt attention and better service by mentioning JoDae when answering advertisements, CONSTIPATION “1 bare gone 14 days at timo without = movement of the bowels, not belng adle to ‘Bove them excopt by using bot water injections. Cbroate constipation for sovea years placed mo 11 Shis terrible condition; during that timo 1 did er- srTtblng | heard of Dut never found any relief: gue Lbegan using CASCA! tt ry 10 Russell Bt. Detrolt, Mich. CANDY CATHARTIC Palatadle, Potent, Taste 1 Blekens Weakoneor Gripe tment Soe CURE CONSTIPATION. FIGS AND THISTLES. ner is no rest fe the we a ‘hen men ask for advice th juently desire approval. “roo many sermons have much description with no prescription —God disappolnts us of our best that He may appoint us a better.— The value of your life may depend on your estimate of its leisure.—Humoring sin is no way to heal it.—Culture without ‘conscience gives manners without morals.—The true war- ior does not wait to be an officer before he will ht —He who makes a parade of piety us ally has no resources of religion.—Men meas- ure their fellows with their eyes rather than with their ears.—God will take the will for the deed at times, but never the deed for the will. —A man cannot afford to despise honors till he has earned them.—The best treasures of life are found in the ore rather than as nug- ts —The furnace of adversity withers false friendships and welds true ones.—Floods of tears are a waste unless they turn the wheels of improvemen*—Envy never fails to be grieved at another's happiness and happy at his grief. —Kam's Horn. M. Dumont's balloon can be steered any way it wishes to go —Chicago Inter-Ocean. quality and Kodak film quality have made the Kodak way the sure way in picture taking. EASTMAN KODAK CO. Coratogwe free at the dealer oF by matt. Rochester, N. Y. If ttisn'tan Eastman, itisn'ta Kodak IT DOESN'T ALWAYS FOLLOW. When ma is a leopard and pa a tiger the children are not necessarily American flags, Medical Press (London), Aug.y 189. MARTELL'S BRANDY AT ALL BARS and RESTAURANTS. prompt attention Sing Remedy Conan, Chlenges Montreal How Terk vy mentioning Jebex when anewe “A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” THREE STAR Eage Porutar CockTAILs ‘They're Popular because in material and mixing no better Cocktail was passed over any dar. ALWAYS READY. ‘They're handy at home— anywhere. WHISKEY, MANHATTAN, MARTINI, GIN, TOM GIN, VERMOUTH, etc. ASK ANYDODY. Eagle Liqueur Distillerles Rheinstrom Bros. Clocinnatl, jo A $190 aD sk, Front St al) é Eagle Ppl Cochtats ECA aG Mer nfuallan PRESS OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AvENuE. NEW YORK. Beeman’s The Original Cures Indigestion and Sea-sickness. All Others Are Imitations. BUY THEM. “QUALITY.” COFFEEGROWN, 5, 33Ce uires Only TWO. THIRDS the regular quan- ty, Always packed in, trademark re Coffees 12¢. and 15¢. Good Teas 30c. and ys¢. For special terms adi i The Great American T Tie Gigetdmericay Tea Ce, nO! Bo i ROMEIKE’S sa"3i0 New Fort POISON Primary, een’ or Tertiary Blood Poison Rermanently Cured. You can be treated at home under gedati avers ches ean pa a sane Pa Patches ih nbioutn: hy part of the body, Halt or Rycbeowe faite outs write ;COOK REMEDY CO. Je Masonic Temple, Coteago, I. for proote of cures. Gapital, 430,00." We solicit ihe inost obatinate cases. We have'eured the worst catenin 18 ta88 dayer Nespas Book’ Free. Anan'a LinnaRy te fall of pure fun, No polities, Ie, comicbooks.com