Judge — September 7, 1901 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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TO MY: MUSE. \ ‘The man who was dining with the family for At a suburban house the other evening the TO J.P. M. Dear Muse, I’ve called upon you oft, hostess was showing a lady visitor the family | the first time began the conversation. * Wasn't | Fools buy things, my dear Mr. Pierpont Morgan, “Though, as a fact, I've never seen you, |album, when the following conversation took | that the dinner-bell that just rang?” the stran- | Wise men sell them. Parnassus's misty clouds aloft place: Lady visitor (looking at one of the pho- | ger asked. ** Yes,” replied the old friend of | This is particularly true Habitually seem to screen you. tographs)—"' Good gracious! whoever is that?! the family. ‘* Then where's the host going? When the article involved happens to be poetry. I don't know even how you're dressed— | Why, she looks like a servant dressed up in all | I just saw him pass down the hall with his over- | Nevertheless, as you appear to be in a buying Have you a girdle of a sash on? her best clothes.” ‘* That,” said the hostess, ‘ coat on.” ‘That wasn't an overcoat frame of mind, And do your classic robes suggest “tis my sister, who is sitting just opposite to'a mackintosh, We are going to have roast|I take this opportunity of informing you ‘The niceties of former fashion? you.” Lady visitor (in confusion\—" No, no! | duck."—Denver Tribune, ‘That I have at my villa at Hindhead not that one. I mean this one” (pointing di z AA large and varied stock ly wholly mine, rectly at another photograph). ‘* That," mur- a sonnets, odes, rhymes, jingles, and what not, Aad Oya weir aly ola you? tmored the hostess, inmyself as a girl?” ‘Col. A ne wareroot of Schmer & Co.. former] Which T am prepared to sell at an enormous And do you read my every line, lapse of lady visitor.—Afelbourne Leader. jolicing,. £70) Ealth” Avenue, tbe reader, #1) sacrifice, find instruments that cannot be surpassed, and | \ty price to you for the lot would be the purchaser is perfectly assured of getting the , z Fifteen Million Dollars. fergie in the market at a very reasonable | 1 you care to deal, | undertake to melt your cheque At your own bank, And to invest the proceeds in any concerns In which you happen to be interested, While other people’s merely tease you? And do you breathe the tender stuff Which I am used to sell for money? And are you sure you have enough To give me of Hymettian honey? If health is wealth, riches are yours if you use Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. At druggists. Advertising may be too much of a good thing. Some weeks since an item went the Pp F r rounds of the press commenting on the scarcity | So that you would not only get the poetry, good her average is boosting the price of their | of train hold-ups this season, Since then they “ne se eS 3 But also your money back again, contents.— Utica Observer, have averaged about one a day.—Mu.neapolts | This, at any rate, is how it seems to me. —__ ‘ribune, Vale! —London Outlook. While the strike seems to be boosting the ‘of tin cans, a failure of nature to make I would I were completely sure That I was your elect's elected, That you and verse would aye endure, Nor be by editors rejected. A wile suspicion haunts me Yet. nowt, {,, When a woman laughs heartily all the men The mythical and common pet * lin sight laugh heartily, too, because of a cer and coe q tain thing that always happens,—dréanzaw Of every single minor poet! || Tomas Cat There's a best in Ales as in other things. 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