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This page contains a narrative poem by Carolyn Wells, not a political cartoon. The poem is a whimsical Middle English-style tale about a knight who captures a ghost and uses it to persuade a stubborn king to permit his daughter's marriage. The satire is gentle and literary rather than political: it mocks outdated medieval romance conventions through archaic language and spelling ("knyghte," "doghter," "Yea"). The humor lies in treating a supernatural creature as a practical problem-solver—the knight literally builds a "ghoste-trappe" and negotiates with the captured phantom as a business partner. The page also advertises *Quality* magazine (10 cents, launching August 1st) and Carmen brand Turkish tobacco. This appears to be from an early 20th-century *Judge* magazine issue, mixing light verse entertainment with period advertisements.

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THE HELPEFULL GHOSTE. By Carolyn Wells, A MAYDE ther ben, and she was faire, I trowe, Hir skinne was reed like rose and whyte like snowe; Hir yelowe haire hung fairly doon hir bak, And of riche garmenture shee hadde no lak, And she was clepéd Ladye Madelon— But for to telle the tayle I wil go on, Hir fader was the Kyng of alle the coort, A joly manne, and championn atte spoort, Yet of acolerik naytur; and he sayde His doghter he wold never lette to wedde. A doughty knyghte ther was came to the town; Atte the mayde’s feet he layed his fortunes down. Then sayde the Kyng, hir fader, “ Goe thy waye; My doghter shal notte marye with thee! Nay And thogh the mayde ‘gan weepe and wish hir dedde, Hir cruel fader wold notte lette hir wedde. Ful oft the knyghte held conseil with the mayde, As if they mygthe hir fader yet perswade, Until it once bifel upon a daye, The knyghte saide : I've bethoght me of a waye! ‘elle me, faire ladye, if atte midnighte houre A ghoste shal haunte within thy castle-towre ?” “Yea,” quothe the ladye ; “I have heard ful ofte Of ghostes beseen at midnighte walkyng softe.” “ Ha!" cryed the knyghte, ‘I wil converse with one, And, sooth, methinks hys power can helpe us on.” ‘That nighte, when fel the stroke of midnighte houre, ‘The knyghte and ladye hid within the towre. But when, alas! to catch a ghoste they tryed, The misty phantome from their clutche wold glide. oH. ide the knyghte, “be notte disheartened yette, Here is a planne—a ghoste-trappe I will sete, And we wil catch a ghoste withouten doubte, For, once within, he cannot wel gette oute.” ‘They came next nighte. ‘The mayde hir hands didde clappe. For they behelde a ghoste caughte in the trappe! And in a voyce of miseree and wo ‘The ghoste besoght thatte they mighte lette him goe. “ Waite,” quoth the knyghte; “ thy freedome thou may'st carne, If but thatte thou wil doe us one goode turne. Appeare to-nighte, a weird and ghostely thyng, Beside the bedside of the sleeping Kyng, And saye thou'rt come to haunt him alle hys lyfe, ¢ thatte he give hys doghter mee toe wyfe.” Right gladly,” spake the ghoste, “I'll doe thy will.” And soe nexte nighte, when alle was darke and stille, ‘The ghoste—a frightful, grisly, grewsome thyng— Appeared unto the sowndely sleeping Kyng. ‘The ghoste then groaned and moaned with waylings dredde, “ Who's there? the Kyng cryed, lifting uppe hys hedde. he ghoste replyed, with depe and hollowe roare, “I've come, oh, Kyng! to haunt thee evermore, Save and unlesse thou givest thy doghter righte To wedde herself untoe her choseyn knyghte.” With gestyur then, as he hys nekke wold wring, The ghoste made fevat toe clutch the frightened Kyng. With quavering voyse the monarch made replye : joode ghoste, oh, harme me notte! for trewely I Wil let my doghter wedde with whom she wi— I sweare it! Pray, goode ghoste, doe me no il !* Hys missionn done, with moanes and groanes the ghoste Swifte fayded from the visionn of hys hoste. Nexte daye the Kyng untoe hys doghter said * Faire mayden, whom thou will’st thou mayest wedde.”” With joye the ladye called hie faithful knyghte, And with exultynge heartes their trothe they plighte. And ever after happilye they live Becos of the kinde helpe the ghoste didde give. 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To-day a three and one-half day run from Montreal over the main line of the Canadian Pacific Railway will land you at Glacier. Here as you sip your wine and discuss the entrées you can see the majestic mass of Cheops through the open window; and with a strong glass t your eye may sometimes see the wild creatures of the crag and forest traversing those grass} slopes beneath the rocks, all unconscious of their proximity to a first-rate hotel. ‘The mountaics will always be there, but future generations will miss nature's cattle. It is only in these dars. when civilization is treading on the heels of savagedom in the Canadian West, that the traveler will see the caribou and big horn from the windows of his parlor-car. i | | ae | CARMEN, GOLD OR PLAIN TIPPED, Contains 0 Blend of ALL xf a Turkish Tobaccos SUPERIOR TO ANYTHING YET MANUPACTURED HONEST WITH THE SMOKER OT IN A TRUST “CAMEL BRAND” THE EGYPTIAN TOBACCO CO. 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