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This page mixes advertisements with satirical content typical of early-1900s Judge magazine. **"She Won Out" cartoon**: A four-panel domestic comedy showing Miss Oldmayde instructing her maid Bridget to dismiss caller Mr. Slocoach, then being surprised when he arrives with unexpected news of an engagement—to her mother. The joke plays on romantic reversal and class dynamics of the era: the older woman unexpectedly wins a suitor the younger woman rejected. **"Called Down by Lillian"**: An anecdote about actress Lillian Russell outwitting a supercilious Russian nobleman at a dinner party. When he insults American food, calling it fit only for hogs, she replies by offering him the dish with the suggestion to "help yourself"—implying he belongs with the hogs. The satire targets European snobbery toward Americans. **"Achievement" poem**: A William Watson verse celebrating American destructiveness paradoxically as nation-building, praising how war and conquest create freedom and heroes from common people. The rest is period advertising (whiskey, automobiles, tires, suspenders).

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- \ Loecocecoccccc ooo occ ocooc, ARE QUICK to recognize the best hence the wide popularity of Hunter Whiskey 10 Years Old Pure and Mellow (¢ and by jobbers Baltimore, Md, ACHIEVEMENT, | Who says we fail? We prosper beyond dreams. As architects of ruin we have no peers. We thought to fire but farmsteads ; we have lit A flame less transient in the hearts of men, We are ill at building? Yet have we at least Destroyed to better purpose than we knew. We have raised up heroes where we found but hinds; We have ravaged well; our rapine is not vain. Redder from our red hoofprints the wild rose Of freedom shall afresh hereafter spring. || And in our own despite are we the sires Of liberty, as night begets the day. Sufficient claim to memory this I deem Title enow, were other passport nore. — William Watson, Lassitude and languor give way to energy and strength when you stimulate the body with Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. Get the genuine. ‘CALLED DOWN BY LILLIAN, Lillian Russell has never made any great fame for vivacity on the stage, but this has not been from any want of a feeling for the humor.’ ous side of things, and she has often flashed out a caustic bit of reply when an opening was presented, says the Chicago Journal. Not long ago she was a guest at a banquet given to a certain Russian noble, a small gathering, and the noble and Lillian happened to be placed side by side. He was a rather bumtptious fel- ||low, with a_supercilious sniff at everything American. In his estimation Americans are little better than savages. He found fault with the various dishes served, went neat to declar- ing the cooking outrageous, and made himself generally disagreeable. ‘Is it possible you eat that stuff , when some corn was served. ** Why, in my country we feed that to the hogs.” '* Help yourself, count,” said Lil- lian quietly, sliding the dish toward him, He is believed to have ** tumbled.” I~ Foote Lighte wortein the Summer some roof-garden worl you ever do any garden Sue Brette—"* Oh, yes ; '— Yonkers Statesman. SHE WON OUT. 1. Miss OLpMavpe—"' Bridget, when Mr. locoach calls, you know what to do.” 8. jood morning, Miss Oldmayde.”" port—"* Well, here’s where I attend Miss OtpMAyDE— "Oh, Mr, Slocoach — George, this is so sudden Her MoTHER—"* Bless you, my children !" i C6e HARTFORD RUBBER WORKS CO. HARTFORD, Com. ov d0 driNK, dring Trim fe) a wed y < le» “Come, fill your glass, and fill to the brim, And drink with me to the health of him Who feels, as he kisses its contents away, That it was made to gladden and not to betray.” Phila. & New York. ESTABLISHED 1793. Green Label. SLSR ‘AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS. Electric MARK XIX-COLUMBIA SURREY. Forty Miles on Single Charge The superiority of new exide batteries in capacity and durability opens new fields of action to the perfected electric vehicle. EVERY TYPE OF VEHICLE FOR PLEASURE AND BUSINESS. 1901 Illustrated Catalog and Price-List on Request. ELECTRIC VEHICLE COMPANY, General Western Agency 100 Broadway, 267 Wabash Avenve, CHICAGO. NEW YORK. SUSPENDERS ARE WORN BY CAREFUL DRESSERS ‘at any price, though we have cheaper models for aquarter. A CHESTER SUSPENDER CO..3 Decat PUBLISHERS, PRINTERS AND Desiring paper of superior excellence and uniformity can secure it of the makers of the papers used it) LITHOGRAPHERS _ the various publications of THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY. comicbooks.com