Judge, 1901-07-13 · page 15 of 16
Judge — July 13, 1901 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, typical of early 20th-century magazines. The central cartoon, titled "A Clever Scheme," depicts two young men discussing how one will serenade a woman (Miss Jones) with a mandolin while pretending to tune it—banking on her father chasing him off the lawn, which will paradoxically endear him to the girl. It's a lighthearted joke about courtship and parental disapproval. The "Plantation Philosophy" section offers folksy wisdom in exaggerated dialect, likely reflecting period stereotypes and attempts at humor through vernacular speech. The page is dominated by patent medicines and tonics (Beeman's Pepsin Gum, Old Overholt whiskey, Cascarets laxatives, Martell's brandy) typical of the era before FDA regulations. These advertisements reveal the unregulated health-product market of the time. The only other notable content is a brief excerpt mocking Indian English ("Baboo English"), reflecting contemporary attitudes toward colonial subjects.
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