Judge — July 6, 1901 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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dge PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK AT THE JUDGE BUILDING. Terms to Subscribers. UNITED STATES AMD CANADA IM ADVANCE, One copy, for thirteen wee cluding the Cunisteas Jue FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS — To a foreign countries in the postal union, $6.00 eyer, fenry Bright, manager, Boyce building. international news company, Brea: Thancery lane, 'n avenue del Opéra, Paris; Saavba ange, Mains, my. CORNER FIFTH AVENUE AND SIXTEENTH STREET, NEW YORK. (27 Circulation larger than any other cartoon weekly ia the world. 9- NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Juoce are protected by copyright in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. CONTRIBUTORS must inclose a stamped and self-addressed envelope with all manuscripts, otherwise retura of the latter when found unavailable cannot be guare anteed. “THE BASEBALL PLAYERS are anti-umpireialists to a man. oom PAUL is writing a book, which it is a foregone conclusion critics will pronounce Boer-some. coe RICHARD MANSFIELD says that a man must suffer before he can act. So must his audiences. TEACHING the young idea how to“ Hoot”—Andrew Carnegie in his donations to the Scotch universities. A SPEEDWAY has been proposed for Philadelphia, but that community finds itself incapable of grasping the idea. eee PRESIDENT MCKINLEY has declared, “once for all.” term. gainst a third But William J. Bryan doesn’t sce any objection to a third run, ‘THE DIFFERENCE between a passenger-steamship race on Lake Erie and on the Atlantic Ocean is that on the lake they acknowledge they were racing. eee LAYING GOLF in silk hats and “swallow-tail” coats is Chicago's latest contribution to fashionable sport. And yet there are people ill-natured enough to call the Windy Metropolis provin eee W'TH SAMPSON'S HEAD on one side of the Santiago medal and the Oregon on the other side, Schley and the Brooklyn would seem to be as much “out of it” as Sampson's flagship was out of the fight. wee HERE IS A CALL, says the Baltimore American, for a title in the vernacular to be applied to the operator of an automobile, as “ chauf- feur” is too long and too foreign. When he runs over people, or frightens their horses, they readily find a large assortment of titles for him, some of which are a good deal worse than chauffeur. TIME WILL TELL. MAYoR TOM L. JOHNSON of Cleveland, Ohio, denies the reports of his business interest in street railways, which reports he says “in time will become ridiculous.” We hope the same can't be said of Tom's polit- ical doings. YELLOW ADVERTISING. AN ENGLISH PUBLISHER announces a new novel “by the most beautiful woman in England.” It is getting so, nowadays, that the press-agents for pugilists and dime musées can obtain points on sensa- tional advertising from the conservative old book-publishers. “THE YANKEE PERIL.” EMPEROR WILLIAM of Germany, whose cartoon-picture of “The Yellow Peril” (Chinese invasion) attracted universal attention a year or so back, can now block out its companion-piece, to be entitled “The Yankee Peril"—the latter being Europe's startled characterization of America’s present-day commercial expansion. THE LIMIT. MoOPEST CABLE-DISPATCHES a column in length, with portrait- cuts and scare-heads, announce throughout the newspaper press that Sarah Bernhardt will play Romeo for a hundred nights in America to Maude Adams’ Juliet, Mr. Charles Frohman will present this fearsome combination, and the version of the play used will be that of * Mr. Froh- man’s prompt copy, in manuscript.” Where does Shakespeare come in? MODERN PREACHING. LANCING over the ecclesiastical advertisements in the metropolitan newspapers on a Saturday, the old-school orthodox church-goer is a bit feazed to find himself confronted with a list of announced * pulpit themes” (texts are out of date) like the following : “ Professor George D. Herron and His New Social Apostolate”; “The Hall of Fame, or Our Debt to Great Men”; “Eddyism and Christian Science”; “ Spiritualis and Religion"; “The Gospel of Salt"; “ Our Nation's Shame and Glory “The Army Canteen Curse”; “Perils of Wall Street”; and “Is the Bicycle Immoral?" Sermons of this sort show a progressive alertness on the part of the ministers, no doubt. And yet—and yet—what's the matter with preaching the Gospel once in a while, just for a change? CHILDREN’S HEADS. [T 1S CONJECTURED that there may be a limit to the normal capacity of schoolchildren for book-learning—even the precocious children of our big towns of to-day. Quite a number of parents, and even a profes- sional educator here and there, are beginning to agitate the question of a modification in the present school system. It is high time, while there are yet some children immune from brain-fever. The theory now in vogue, or at least in general practice, is aptly expressed by the following refrain, current in the newspaper press: © Ram it in, cram itia! Children’s heads are hollow. Stam it in, jam it in, Still there's more to follow~ Hygiene and history, Astronomic mystery, Algebra, histology, Latin, etymology, Botany, geometry, Greek and trigonometry. Ram it in, cram it in! Children’s beads are hollow.” A “PHYSICAL” DEDUCTION. Ricarno—" They told me at the dramatic school that I was built to carry ‘heavy rdles.’ Egad! it's just beginning to dawn on me the kind of ‘rolls’ they had reference to.” comicbooks.com