Judge — June 15, 1901 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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AN ACROBATIC ROMANCE. THE LATEST TOUR. 7 (Likely to be popular in’ Change circles.) OUNG Wallstreet Lamb each summer takes A rambling, free vacation, And sundry trips he sagely makes, Exploring all creation. Vienna, London, and Par-ee, Calcutta, Naples, Dover ; America, from sea to sea, He's often traveled over. He spends long moments poring through Full many a tourist table, To pick out routes entirely rew, So far as he is able. Last year, you know, he went to Rome, By ocean paths magnific ; ‘This year he’s quite resolved on Aome, By way of N. Pacific! DWIN L. SADIE, TO TEST eggs: Place in cold water; if good, they sink; if bad, they float. This test, as applied to witches, is obso- lete. WHY THE JOKE WAS REVISED. Otp Mr. Simpson (from the artist's “ properties") —" Take my seat, missy I" Miss Snow (another “ property")—"*T'm much obliged, but the artist didn’t draw me to sit; 1 got to sland. But, why don’t you sit down ?” Simpson—* TI cain’t, neider ; 1 got to stand too! I'm How the four RBounderello brothers How the four ~ ; AN ACTUAL OCCURRENCE. took in a fire situation —— . N EPISCOPAL minister, lately from England, who had taken charge of a parish at Baker City, Oregon, was overheard calling to one of the lady members who had departed from the church, for- getting her rubbers: “Madam! madam! You've forgotten your overalls.” This to the great consternation of the remaining fe- male members, THAT'S IT. #6] READ the other day of a race of people whose adults never grow more than four feet tall,” said Wilber- force. * Pony race, — by making a living ladder for fonr CVidently.” com- endangered maidens on the top floor to mented Throck- descend by — IN TOPSYTURVY LAND, af Brick—"* Ouch! Those damed kids put a man under that hat!” — and chivalrously made use of their . 4. acrobatic gifts — — who afterwards became their happy brides at the first quadruple wedding on record. Ccomicbooks.com