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This page is primarily advertisements with some editorial content, not political cartoons. The main textual pieces are: - A poem honoring sailors who died at sea, read at Memorial Day services - A joke about an English bishop's luggage—wordplay where his inability to find items prompts him to call the station-master a "Dissenter" (religious non-conformist), implying carelessness The advertisements include Williams' Shaving Soap (featuring an R.M.S. Oceanic ocean liner), Evans' Ale, Sohmer Pianos, Lion Brand shirts, Mariani Tonic, and Heublein's Club Cocktails (promoted at the Paris Exposition). There are no discernible political cartoons on this page. It appears to be a typical issue of Judge from around 1900, mixing patriotic sentiment, light humor, and commercial advertising rather than editorial satire or caricature.

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FOR THE SAILOR DEAD. (On Memorial Day the memory of the sailors and ied States Navy'who are buried ia tue ocean will be honored by the casting of flowers earines of the Uni into the sea.) No narrow grave shuts in their sleep, No clay pens up their dream ; Bat through the endless miles of night ‘Above them God's stars gleam. And through the day no feeble arch Of stone marks where they lie; They have the grandest arch of all— The sweep of God's blue sky. Aye, give them, then, our flowers rare ‘To deck their long repose ! Fling to the bosom of the deep The lily and the rose. Heap high the wave with blossomed foam,, Vith bud and leaf and bloom, And give them to the ones who sleep Within this wondrous tomb. A country’s love—a country’s grief— Will swell across the deep; ‘The gentle wind will bear it on With most majestic sweep. A nation’s heart beats for her sons— Throbs with a love sublime— And lays her dearest flowers on The noblest tomb of time. —Baltimore American. There is but one est, bott's, the Original Angostura, ine. “At druggists’. A seasick passenger's appetite is spoiled by too many rolls.—Philadelphia Bulletin, Any person wishing to purchase a strictly advised to visit the sales first-class piano room of Sohmer & Fifth Avenue, New York City. In bitters it is Ab Get the genu- . Sohmer Building, 170 PAITH GREATER THAN LUGGAGE. A well-known English bishop was starting on a railway journey from Chester Station when the station-master came up to him and said, referring to his luggage,“ How many articles are there, my lord?” Thirty-nine,” was the reply. “I can only find sixteen,” answered the other. “Then,” said the bishop, ‘* you must be a Dissenter.” ‘As an appetizer and general tonic, mix quar- ter wine-glass Dr. Siegert's Angostura Bitters, fill with leed water, add teaspoonful sugar. Mr, Anthony Comstock asserts, ‘* I'm pure!” Omit the inverted comma and many people will agree with hi Fer Yeachtsmen Horsemen Fishermen Golfers Tourists Cyclists Oarsmen Canoeists And for all mombers of the Grand Army of Out Door Pleasure Seekers. Loris, toe on ae |eSiFep sinner a coutan co, stae EUROPEAN TRAVEL. Mine Weldon wi take etx young lads shroed, RESTRICTED. HIGHEST REFERENCI Address, for prospectus of the tri. Milne ‘Weldon, ‘The’ Moorings,” How THREE OF THE FINEST BARBER CHAIRS IN THE WORLD. NEW DESIGN, NEW MOVEMENT, NEW FINISH. Two ‘The Largest Line of Barberv’ Sappices tn the tity. ARCHER MANUPACTURING CO.., 169 Canal Street, ° THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE You will not get left I you Own One of the Reliable ‘waren Worker LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Sth Ave.. cor, 22d St, QPiy,Salesroom Greater New World Famous Marlan! Tonle | DOCTORS’ OPINIONS: “Aids Sizxestion and assimilation, removes fatigue, and improves the appetite.” tains life for a long period and nour ishes without any other food or drink.” PHILADELPHIC ORACLES, A man who is st in crime deserves to be in hot water. aie ‘Applause at the right moment is what an actor considers ‘*a helping hand,” ‘Some men put on a bold front when they don a fancy shirt-bosom. ‘When a comedian fails to make fun for the audience it makes fun of him,—Philadelphia Bulletin, Criticus—" Do you know anything about this new play?” Pennids—"* No; I'm the au- thor of the story that was dramatized.”"— Town Topics. Hicks—* Poor Jones looked like a goner the last time I saw him.” Wieks—** Oh, he’s sure to live for four years at least. The President has just appointed. him to an office.” — Catholic Standard and Times, WILLIAMS ant" : The Largest Ship in the World. R. M,. S. OCEANIC, Tue J. B. Witttams Co., New York Dock, October 23, 1900. Glastonbury, Conn, Dear Sirs:—I have been using Williams’ Shaving Soap for over 20 | years, My customers are some of the most influential men from all parts of the globe, and of course, many of them are great travelers, I-find that they frequently suffer from sunburn in the summer, and that their faces are often 4 badly chapped and irritated from exposure to the wind in winter. The cooling, soothing and emollient qualities of your soap, enables me to give them great relief and entire satisfaction. I always recommend Williams’ Shaving Soap, as, from long experience, I have found none equal to it. Respectfully yours, (Signed) QW. Wh Liinans, Barber. R. M.S. Oceanic, ‘Williams’ Shaving Soaps are used on all of the leading steamship and railway lines of the world, and are the only recognized standard for Shaving. In the form of Shaving Sticks, Shaving Tablets, Shaving Cream, etc., they are sold by druggists, perfumers and dealers in Barber's Supplies all over the world. THE J. B. WILLIAMS COMPANY DRESDEN Glastonbury, Conn. SYDNEY HEUBLEIN'S Club y sochtails — if you desire to make a reputation as an expert cocktail buy the "Club" brand, follow directions, and your’ fri where you gained the art. Many a cocktail you have drunk and com- plimented your host for his art of mixing—the truth is you had a “Club Cocktail.” It merely required a little ice to cool it. Youcan do* it just as well, FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., HARTFORD. NEW YORK. LONDON. All Druggists. Refuse Substitutes, Morning, Noon and Night Fast Trains to The West—Via NEW YORK CENTRAL.