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This page is primarily **advertising**—not a satirical cartoon. It's a collection of period advertisements and brief humorous snippets from Judge magazine, likely from an early 1900s "Winter Resort Number." The small joke at top mocks foreign opera audiences: Americans applaud politely in English opera, but when opera switched to English lyrics, audiences crudely yelled "Hot stuff!" instead of "Bravo"—satirizing American vulgarity and poor cultural refinement. Another brief gag references colonial expansion: when great powers ask if China will be "converted," they cynically mean colonized, not Christianized. The bulk of the page advertises winter hotels, pianos, cigars, hair tonic, and transportation services—reflecting contemporary consumer culture. The "unrivaled collection of climates" header playfully celebrates America's geographic diversity for tourism. No major political figures are caricatured. The humor is light, focusing on American cultural shortcomings and lifestyle.

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OUR UNRIVALED COLLECTION OF CLIMATES. When Uncle Sam wants **a change of cli- mate.’ nd matter what kind, he can find it fea v and waiting for him right here at home, Te linest meteorological collection under one meter and tropical summer sunshine at her. In order to show his fellow Ameri- zens at a glance how well they are fixed that we may, any of us, at a few hours’ notice, make a declaration of independence of calen- dar snd seasons, and play golf, or go a-fishing, facility that we shall enjoy snowballing and next August. try, wher Hurrah for this glorious coun- every dweller may sing : * Withia this land of palm and pine All skies, all hberties, are mine.” pall's Cough Syri cold quickly than any Don't let a cold go as st comes, your lie. Price, as ents. will rid you of « her known remedy F you may endanger © This poet says of his lady, ‘She slew me with her eyes." “* Well, I si she had been looking daggers at him."—Philadelphia ICs han to keep on amiling when the stomach's feeling to keep contented and to follow out life's ‘Ady to be healthy If we take Itipan’s Tabules, One of the great powers was religiously in- clined. ** Do you think,”’it asked of the others, “that China will ever be converted?” ‘* Into colonial dependencies?” they chorused, ‘* Sure !* jolie Standard and Times. ‘They had grand opera in English, Which was certainly proper enough ; And instead of calling out ** Bravo ‘The audience yelled ** Hot stuff fay, “all the world belongs to him. He keeps it 1» simultaneous operation on a single conti- with icy zero at one end of his national Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, braces you for the day’s duties—composes the nerves and fits you for rest at night. Get the At druggists’, an . geocraphically, JUDGE presents herewith a “It's funny that you should be so tall. Your Winter Resort Number, illustrating the fact brother, the artist, is short, isn't he?” /e (ab- sently}—"* Yes, usually."— Brooklyn 1) * Heaven's ecstasy. —Detroit Free Press. troit Journal. People who ts", tonic. ot pick oranges in February, with the same frosty cheer in the northern mountain resorts AMERICAN AND KUROPEAN PLANS, bof Kare Excelence. ‘New Management, RECOMMENDS ITSELF FOR THE NOTABLE CHARACTER or irs cuesrs._. 2 > L. W. &G. W. Scoville. A First-Class Winter Hotel. s San Juan, ROOMS SINGLE AND EN SUITE, With or Without Bath. 1 to Keep on thinking you can cure It by your Orlando, Fla. Harry L. Beeman, Proprietor. “* What shall I say of it?” ordinary man, nothing of art. permanent than some Dewey arches,’ suggest- ed this person after a moment's thought.—De- tura Bitters in the fall bills during the winter. The great South Amer- now If you blood or need building up. WAS AWARDED ONLY GOLD MEDAL OVER ALL COMPETITORS AT PARIS EXPOSITION. dewy arch!" cried the poet in Now the derstand, professed to know Well, for one thing, i take DR. SIEGERT’S Angos- ve money on doctors’ S want richer $250 REWARD for tnformation leading to the conviction of any dealer| having rediled empty bottles of ED. PINAUD'S worldrrenowne Eau de Quinine Hair Tonic, lor adulterating and tampering in any shape or form with i¢ original contents of the same. ‘Any Communteation relative to the detection of suet erauda will be treated ta strict contidence: PUTNEY, TWOMBLY & PUTNEY, Attorneys, 115 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. Packer’s Tar Soap Warm water aaq.s. M. Apply a generous lather three times a day FOR CHAPPED & IRRITATED SKIN The Packer Mfg. Co., New York LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, 027, Suergom Avi Md St. ¥ eater New cor. “FOREIGN TRAVEL. ; PT, Greece, hese Cigars are manufactured under the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco, If we had to pay the imported Cigar tax our brands would cost double the money, Send for booklet and particulars, CORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE THE ROSES OF SANTA BARBARA, Nowhere in the world are the roses more beautiful or more plenty than at Santa Barbara in the Winter. pect Shows roses in place of now and the other flowers tell the story 0 the Winter cli The Winter as- ealth of roses and The NEW YORK CENTRAL LINES have eight trainsa day between New York, Boston and Chicago, St. Louis and Cincinnati, and connect with every California line. A.copy of No 5 of the * Four-Track Serle be sent free. post-pald, ‘America’s Winter Hesorta,” wttl to any adureas, on trecipt of a postace stamp, by Goohee It, wer Ament, New York Ceatral & ludron diver ftallvoad, Ox, happy Mars! ‘The years up there—so s.y the scientific sages— Are twice as long as here ; so folks don’t have to lie about their ages. —Chi THE IDEAL ROUTE Record. To CALIFORNIA To MEXICO To THE ORIENT “MADE AT KEY WEST.— gained the art. for his art of mixing - —s«XM EU BLEIN'S PARIS EXPOSITION | Lee"! FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS. HARTFORD. NEW YORK. If you desire to make a reputation as an expert cocktail mixer, buy the “Club” brand, follow directions, and your friends will wonder where you Many a cocktail you have drunk and complimented your host the truth is you had a “Club Cocktail.” It merely required alittle ice to cool it. You can do it just as well, G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., LONDON. Southern Pacific Co. Via New Orleans and the Famous “Sunset Limited.” Through Pullman and Ordinary Sleeping Cars Daily. SUNSET ROUTE Address for literature and information EDWIN HAWLEY, Ass't General Traffic Manager. L. H. Nurrinc, Eastern Passenger Agent. No. 349 BROADWAY, __ } No. 1 BATTERY PLACE, ; New York. £. 0, McCORMICK, Passenger Traffic Manager, ‘SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA. S. F. B, MORSE, Ass't Pass. Trafic Mgr., HOUSTON, TEXAS, DEAFNESS #.00.24. jon and better service by mentioning JuDex when answering advertisements. ‘You wil get more p Fastest Trains in the World—On the New York Central. comicbooks.com