Judge — December 22, 1900 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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THE COLORED CHILDREN'S NOAH'S-ARK. Lu. Cinpy—"* Cose it’s Noah's ark ; caint yer see dar’s Mr. an’ Mrs. Noah, an’ dar's Shem, Ham an’ Bacon an’ dere wifes, an’ all de animals wot ever was?” GREAT EXPECTATIONS. A COMPARISON. ALAS! GOME men there are who always say T Christmas life to married men KIND words there be in plenty. The gifts they get have little worth Is scarce light as a feather. With them the welkin rings ; Astronomers, for instance—they ‘They're like the winter days, for then But many be, we're pained to see, T really think expect the earth. They both grow short together. Kind words for unkind things. COMPLETING THE QUOTATION. WHAT HE YEARNED FOR. Seldom Fedd (musingly)—" Lemme see! What's dat old sayin’ about Mr, Tatters (extending his hand)—" Lady, won't you please give a half a loaf? * Half a loaf is better’—better dan what ? feller a Chris'mas gif’ ?* Soiled Spooner— Better dan a steady job, 0° course!” Lady—" What would you like, poor man?” Mr, Tatters—" Ob, jus’ some little silver t'ing, lady.” — D> Srantawe, IT ALL DEPENDS. A simple walking costume shows, From shoes, et cetera, to hat, Sometimes, exquisite taste in clothes, ‘To-day, the combination’s pat— With genius of selection. To-morrow, it’s a terror. And then again a Redfern wrap, ‘The whole thing must depend, with me, Or fur.and-feather coat, mayhap, On whether someone else, or She, Seems just about perfection. Happens to be the wearer. comicbooks.com