Judge, 1900-12-15 · page 13 of 22
Judge — December 15, 1900 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with scattered humorous quotes and anecdotes interspersed between ads. The only identifiable satirical content appears in a brief dialogue snippet: **The Political Reference:** A short exchange mentions "Aguinaldo" being "wound up," referencing **Emilio Aguinaldo**, leader of Filipino resistance during the Philippine-American War (1899-1902). The joke suggests America thought it had finished dealing with Aguinaldo but he remains problematic—a contemporary political jab at ongoing U.S. military entanglement in the Philippines. **Otherwise:** The page features advertisements for shirts (Keep's), soap, ale, bitters, and insurance—typical of Judge's revenue model. The scattered jokes address domestic life, courtship, and social etiquette rather than political satire. This appears to be a standard issue mixing advertising with light humor rather than a satirically-focused page.
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The Keep Manufacturing Company, the high-class shirt, collar, underwear and neck- wear makers, showed their faith in Jupcr by cing an advertisement in the very first num- Bei itey also have an advertisement in the one thousandth number. _“* Keep-ing everlast- ingly at it brings success.” “Is Mrs. Price a desirable neighbor?” “I should say so, Every spring her relations in Vermont send her a barrel of new maple-syrup.” Chicago Record, Use Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup for that hack- ing cued. 1 8 the Best medicine for sbroatand lung affec:vons. One bottle of this reliable remedy wi efiect acure, Price, a5 cents. * How do you like the new professor's lect- ures?” “They seem extraordinarily dry, con- sidering how many founts of knowledge he has."—Fliegende Blatter, Nervous exhaustion and debility are the ef- fects of a trying summer. R. SIEGERT'S. Angostura Bitters feed the nerve-cells and re store vitality. Carrie—"* He said he would go to the end of the earth for me." Maude—"* What did say?” °Carrie—" 1 proposed that he com Promise and simply go home." —PAiladelphia American, jigan Central, “‘The Niagara Falls cast and west between Chicago, De- suflalo, New York and Boston, O. W. les, general passenger and ticket agent, is pure, antiseptic and in every sense hygienic. It has noaqual asa luxurious and invigorating cleanser For the Hair and Skin Mrc. Co., New York. (First of All, The People You trade with must be reliable, “Keep’s Shirts” eep’s s Have been made by one firm for thirty-six years. ‘The present senior member of the concern was its founder. endgante cats “Sloss, We have the largest stock of Men's Furnishing Goods in the city. KEEP M’F’G CO., Makers of Keep’s Shirts, B'way, bet. 11th and 12th Sts. We have no other store in New York, Q ied Boston Branch, 156 Tremont St. eSesesesi “But I thought this man Aguinaldo had been pretty well wound up?" “Yes; but he's ear THE INSURANCE OFFICE 1S OPEN $ for men, women, and children who are well enough to get there and prudent enough to get there in time. to secure Life Insurance in - Pradential. $ teh al eee know; peat ae Ss Smantent bealer of al stomach pai A curcr of heatactcs abd all nervous stralon fore sai meaning weaned the blood Rea ihe house of this wonder is Ripans Tables, ** What is experience, Uncle Tom?” Ex- perience? It is what we learn from wanting everything we don’t get and getting everything we don't want." —Louisville Courter-Journal. Bright face, sparkling eye and elastic step— all foliow the use of Abhott's, the Original An- gostura Bitters. At druggists’ and grocers’. Get only the genuine. He used to call her ** darling” In such a loving way But since they've wed, it is now said, He only calls her ** say!" Indianapolis Press, Good Health means broad-soled shoes— a living out of doors, and— naturally enough—e bottle of Evans’ Alle with the well-earned dinner. Right living and Evans’ Ale go to- @ether. Worth trying. “Will you tell me why the word timbre is used in describing a singer's tones?” asked Mrs. Homewood of her husband. ‘* You know that the cord is a measure of quantity for wood, do you not?” “Of course.” “Then you will see by analogy that vocal chords have something to do with a singer's timbre,"—Pittsurg Chron- icle. Telegraph. eit (pprectated Gold Medal at Paris awarded to Buffet Cocktails. Cordials over all competitors Rheinstrom Bettman, Johanson &. Co Cincinnati Ohto. Wiggles—" People aren't so courteous now as they used to be. I've asked at least twenty people a courteous question to-day and hardly one of them has given me a civil answer, Waggles— What was the question?” Wig- cles ="T asked them if they would lend me two hundred dollars."—Somerville Journal, ‘Metal and Diploma, Eth any 70 gt : , Sacon oraute dus & Cow slakes” 1.00; 100, $7.50. “RECEWED THE GOLD MEDAL for partty of tobgoco and excellence of make. A fragrant. igh-srade cigar. If you Chieage, 1898. fark.) [ARROW ON EVERY CLOAK, ‘on furnlahed dealers 09 ap} Tobin St: and'80 Ave, New York Guy. The time s NOW While you are well, strong, and Insurable Write for particulars. THE PRUDENTIAL INSURANCE COMPANY OF AMERICA JOHN F. DRYDEN President HOME OFFICE: Newark. N.J. PRUDENTIAL ~ HAS THE STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR Judge’s Photo-Engravings Are made by THe Git Encravixo Co., 104 Chambers St., New York, specialists in the art ofline and haif-tone Engraving of the highest grades. Juoce is only one of a thousand of our pleased customers. Advertisers desiring to fill their adverts space in a way that will attract attention shoul not fail to avail themselves of ourart department. Berle art seor we all mone o TU Avenue ond here tee Shalt dnaracing plant in the Corid-a plans butte ores Jor ~comicbooks.com