Judge, 1900-11-10 · page 3 of 16
Judge — November 10, 1900 — page 3: what you’re looking at
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The top cartoon, "EVIDENTLY INTOXICATED," depicts four caricatured men at a bar displaying exaggerated facial features typical of period satirical art. The dialogue suggests one man (Cassidy) was fired for drunkenness and is now intoxicated himself, unable to remember details of his dismissal. The remaining content includes prose pieces with titles like "THE BASE-BALL PLAYER," "LOOKS FUNNY," and "SELF-MASTERY"—brief satirical commentaries on social behavior. A center illustration shows what appears to be a domestic interior scene related to "HOW IT HAPPENED," involving characters named Bleecker and Chambers discussing money and friendship. The right column "HIS LINGUAL ABILITY" and "PATERFAMILIAS" contain dialogue-based satire, likely mocking pretentious speech patterns or family dynamics common to the era.
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\ rm) i EVIDENTLY INTOXICATED. Caszy—"* So the boss fired Cassidy for being drunk? And how did he know he was drunk?” Costicax—'* Whoy, th’ dom fool wint and fell six shtories widout hurting himself.” THE BASE-BALL. PATERFAMILIAS, PLAYER. ; . Hs looks show he's de- OW Stanchfield runs for <. jected governor r 4 And very sorely stirred ; And thus it is, I ween, Sree 4 He knows he is elected That we will see a pitcher pet : Each year to carve the turned see = A tr bird. Into a soup-turecn. . : HIS LINGUAL ABILITY. Count le Fraug — “Pardong zee _libertee, mamzelle, bote I to interrogate viz you zee trifle.” Miss Beautigirt — “Certainly, count, What is it about which you wish SELF-MASTERY. . to speak ?”" HE HELD the world in Spb ee J Count te Fraug — the hollow of his tay $ “Eet ces of zis, ‘Last hand; but one day it 3 a night I beg zee excuse- shook ever so little. r ‘t ment of a young lady and Perhaps his hand re wae : say, ‘I do not vith to trembled, or his level cockroach on her time’; glance for an instant wa- “as and she vat you call vered, or a heart beat 7 i | ‘sniggle’ right’ in my quickened. pis. , ma countenance. How did Life suddenly lost its . : M zat arrive?” focus, Horizons melted © y Miss Beautigirl — in a glowing mist; out- “Why, dear me, count ; lines faded and objects ; b you should have said en- lost their impress. 3 2 croach instead of cock- From a. spring-time 4 v7 4 roach.” unto spring again he + : Count le Fra strove to bring logic and “Zen zat ces ect? Hen- order from indecision and : croach, eh? Bote, viz all Then, horizens ; due respect for zee lady, I pened. The sky . do not tink she should arched clear and blue to laugh at me if I mistake the heaven, With start- zee sex of zee verb. Tam ling lucidity and intense many times compliment ness demarkations reas- zat I spick zee language serted themselves. like zee nateeve.” The world moved on again and he held a heart HOW IT HAPPENED. Je cet ENGEANCE — Stab- i ee Mr. Bieecker—"* Oh, yes, Baxter k i iS astaa E y in the hollow of his hand, Sh oes StS 3 Barer lost all his money but not his friends.’ V' bing yourself to a (ae MATURING GROSjEAN, Mr. BLeecker- ‘Well, he had the good sense to die at the same time.” some one else, LOOKS FUNNY. Mrs. Dorcas—" Wo- men are allowed to vote in some of the states.” Dorcas —"1 know it, my dear, and those are the very states that have the fewest women.” aH comicbooks.com