Judge — November 10, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE MUSIC OF THE RAIN. music is there sweeter than the patter of the rain As it falls upon the shingles of the roof ; Or to hear it dancing lightly upon the window- pane ‘ When one's cozy in a house that's water proof? Tis then there's nothing doing, and I like to tinker round, Or lie upon my back and take my ease, istening to the patter of the early autumn rain ‘And the music that it makes among the trees, You will never find a discord in the music of the rain; ‘The harmony throughout is always fine. A note is never rendered with anything like strain, And it never needs a prompter for its time To me there’s nothing sweeter than the music of the rain Dropping down in crystal glory so divin Be it in the trees or meadows, or against the window. pane, We know that in its trail the sun will shine, Oh, the rains of middle summer and the rains of early spring, Ani the rains that come to us throughout the fall, They make us very happy when their melodies they bring, The music of the rain hath charms for us all, —AMrs, Edgar vau Etten, gh Syrup Jan most valuable throat and lung affections. It cures a inone day. Doses are small. Results Pree, 25 cents a bottle. “Clara, you know I'm right.” ‘Of course, That's what makes me get so mad.” = Chicago Record. Packer’s Tar Soap is pure, antiseptic and in every sense hygienic. It has no equal as a luxurious and invigorating cleanser For the Hair and Skin ‘Tur Packer Mrc. Co., New York. 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Why. don't some of you"—— Chief coast-guard (hurriedly)—"* We are doing all we can, ma- dam, and have sent the crew a line to come shore.” Excited lady (to her companion) — Good gracious, Matilda! Just fancy—the ly fellows were actually waiting for a formal invitation."—Glasgow Evening Times, ** George," said Mrs. Ferguson as they went into dinner, ‘*I wish you would tell Benny, in some way so it will not offend him, that’ he takes too much sugar in his coffee,’ It isn't good for him, and I know his mother wouldn't allow it.” ‘ Benny,” said Mr, Ferguson a few minutes later, turning to the young nephew who was visiting him, ‘you don't mix quite enough coffee with your sugar."— Chtcago Tribune, Tolstof, the Russian novelist and social re- former, has been excommunicated by the church because his views are antagonistic to orthodoxy. Unless, he recants no rites will be- performed over him when he cashes his earthly cheques and climbs into Harpland, Tolstoi, stand pat! 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Are these figures revers- ible, to0?"—Detroit Free Press, If health is wealth, riches are yours if you use Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, At druggists’. Don't you take any interest in the presi- dential campaign?’ asked the visitor at Crim- son Gulch. “No,” answered Bronco Bob. ** I was a good deal excited at first, an’ rode forty mile twice to git the news; but I've got wise. ‘Them fellers is talkin’ mighty sassy, but they ain't goin’ to do no shootin‘.”— Washington Star. ww Shaving Soap. “No, thank Williams’ Soaps sold everywhere, but sent WILLIAMS’ SHAVING STICK, 25c. GENUINE YANKEE SHAVING SOAP, 10c. LONDON PARIS ILLIAMS ‘*soxr you! I want WILLIAMS’ I beg your pardon, there isn’t anything else ‘just as good.’ I have used Williams’ Soap all my life and know what I am talking about. 0, yes; I’ve tried the other kinds, but they were all failures—lather dried quickly, my face smarted, they made shaving a nightmare! 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