Judge — October 27, 1900 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE'S FAVORITES, NORA DUNBLANE IN ** HER MAJESTY." Full many a fower is born to blush unseen— But you are not that kind. Althoogh at present very n queen, You need not hide bebind ‘The throne, hut blush, amidst the rarest roses “ler Majesiy's” full bower of bloom discloses, +6 THEODORE,” asked the Sund superintendent of an cight-years'-old bible-student, “what was the name cf Moses's mother ?* " Jochebed,” answered Theodore. “Very good. Now will you tell me the name of Moses's father ? Theodore wrinkled his brows a moment. don't know,” he began doubtfully ; then he went on brightly, * bible don’t say. Ig must o° been a widow.’ SOME RESEMBLANCE. YOUNG lovers, thought not as to Quite resemble an army that wins They are always most thoughtful and quiet Just before the engagement begins. POSTED. Swipes—* What's * sixteen to one,’ anyway, Mugsey ?" Mugsey—" Aw, don't you know? Why, dem’s de odds folks is bettin’ on McKinley.” ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF “DISTINGUISHED CITIZENS Bangtown, Penn. Cross, a retired mer- chant and prominent lifelong Republican, has re- nounced his party and openly espoused the cause of Democracy. Immediately after McKinley's elec- tion, four years ayo, a big boiler-factory was built near the Cross residence on Still street. Eight hun dred men are employed to hammer boilers night and day, Mr. Cross thinks there is such a thing as hav- ing too much prosperity. He wants a change. (Democratic papers that serm ty be rw “Sundays GEOGRAPH- ICAL INFOR- MATION. + +NEWSof such : turmoil in Ghina astonishes me,” said Mr. Mc- Bride, “There is something rotten in Denmarl ” Harry, dear,” said Mrs, McBride, “your geography is dreadtully at fault. China is not in Den- mark.” ONE GIRL'S REGRET. Madge—"The golf season will soon be over.” Marjorie “Oh, pshaw! Then we'll have to go to church again on A MOVABLE HOU! All the advantages to be derived from change of scene, without the Tue sriper—" This is great ! trouble of moving.” Mud Meadows, O.—Joel Miller of this town, who claims to be'a distant relative of William McKinley, says he wouldn't vote for the presiden again fora fifty-dollar bill, Every year since six Joel and his wife have expected an from the president, asking them to come to the white-house with the children (seven of them) and make a good long visit. They have concluded that the president doesn’t intend to be sociable. Hey there, Mr, Fireman! Ni Nil st You've got the wrong place. The WHO WILL CHANGE THEIR VOTES THIS FALL Limbervlle, Mich —J. P. Wild of this place, although a leading Republican four years ago, says he will get to the polls November 6th just as quick as hecan and cast avote for Bryan. Ever since Mr. Wild began reading a Democratic newspaper he has acted queerly. He says a pea-green octopus and a hundred-horned animal called imperialism are chasing him. He believes President McKinley knows it but won't call the animals off, ing short of this kind of campaign argument may copy.) comicbooks.com