Judge, 1900-09-29 · page 4 of 16
Judge — September 29, 1900 — page 4: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Judge Magazine Page This page contains multiple satirical sketches and humorous anecdotes rather than a unified political cartoon. **Key content includes:** - **"Mortified"** and **"Mystery"**: Domestic humor sketches about embarrassing moments - **"Judge's Favorites"**: A quote credited to Gertrude Coghlan about Irish characteristics - **"Five O'Clock Tea"**: A dialogue about proper social behavior at tea time - **"He Got Her"**: A sketch about a man with a horse and a woman, likely satirizing courtship or marriage - Various other titled sections like **"Essential,"** **"That Was All,"** and **"A Dangerous Article"** containing brief comic dialogues The overall tone is light domestic satire targeting middle-class social conventions, manners, and relationships. Without clearer historical context about specific public figures or events referenced, the page appears primarily devoted to genteel humor rather than sharp political commentary.
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Photo. by Baker. JUDGE'S FAVORIT! GERTRUDE COGHLAN. Jesome scliool-girl in her teens, 'y miss, by any means, With dreams like her compleaion, pink-and-white— As Becky Sharp 1 cannot see vou, quite. ‘And yet, (would be still harder, Gertie dear, To fancy vou as failing, even here, FIVE- O'CLOCK TEA. (Continued from pages) Burton —" S much tea.” The victim — No, \ haven't. are the only sane beings here. ¢ here, Ayres; you've nad too But you and 1 I've told ever since I came in, and you're the paid the slightest attention to what really ready? Thank y one the same thi first one who | Isaid. Well goodness The hostess you could come.” The victim The hostess of you to say so. * Must you really go? So pleased I died of a broken heart.” Charmed to hear it! sood-bye ! So good S| HAVEN'T seen you at Miss Lovie's lately.” “No; | have to leave at nine o'clock. MORTIFIED. NAN'S father had on a white shirt with a figured bosom. “My!"? she whispered, greatly troubled, “I wish papa wouldn't wear a shirt that's patched.” MYSTERY. Bride (emerg- ing from railway tunnel) —" Why did you kiss me, dear, in that awfully dark place?” Groom—"Bur 1 didn’t Bride “Well, some- body did.” His Mayesty (dietating)—" Proprietors Bellin’s food, New York. Gentlemen — Please send me at cnce six dozen Bellin’s-food babies, like sample shown in ad- vertisement in April number of Scribs/er's magazine, and oblige yours traly, “KING RUBBERNEK,” iid ESSENTIAL. Traciixx—* Now, children, suppose this class-room were suddenly enveloped in flames, and escape cut off, what would be the best thing to do to prevent loss of life?” HE GOT HER. Did you tell old Whifletree his darter wuz wuth her weight in gol 1, hardly, ith. He's a Bryanite, you knot Ttole him she wuz wuth sixteen times her weight in Wver without waiting fer the aid or consent Tommy Tatters—" Keep cool.” QUALIFIED IN THAT RESPECT. E MAY go in the hall of fame, Now surely Bryan may, Because he will be dead enough Upon election-day. AN UNFAILING TOPIC. Crawford —“ While your wife is away in the country what does she find to write to you about so regularly 2” Crabshaw —" Money.” A DANGEROUS ARTICLE, OROTHY had never before scenadwarf, “ My!" she exclaimed in a scarcely audible whisper, “he must have been brought up on condensed milk.” THAT WAS ALL, Twynn—"1 hear that you are living at Mrs. Small-Por- shun’s now ?" Triplett It is a mistake. 1 am only boarding there.” comicbooks.com